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    Soth
    Larger Than Life:

    This is just getting silly now.....


    BIB.....if only it was that easy, we cant share our diminished issues with you.....sorry dude


    BTW My brain hurts too




    Reply of the dwarf:

    Hey, we took time to entertain you after you welcome us, then with that UNWORTHINESS, lack of decorum for these REGAL spirits, hand in hand with fairies and elves, leprechauns with hobbits, calling ...
    As silly?

    Well, no time for yeah, coz it is more fun to run with this ...




    http://edition.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/04/01/clinton.money/index.html



    These gnomes will campaign for this lady to break the record ...




    Born In A Brothel
    Larger Than Life:

    I think I need a hit of acid to understand this thread.

    *scratches head*

    REPLY OF THE –






    Dwarven Elemental Mage.

    http://allchannels.blogspot.com/2006/05/mystic-dwarfs.html


    Lazy bones, read this thread!!!!!!

    It is about the SAD LIFE of a lonely sad turned looney tune magistrate, stripped of blue robes and his ruby slippers stolen by scoundrels:

    HONOR AMONG SCOUNDRELS

    MEDALS FOR THIEVES


    http://www.manilatimes.net/national/2007/apr/02/yehey/top_stories/20070402top1.html






    Monday, April 02, 2007


    CA justices toe line

    Puno waits for list of ‘Dirty Dozen’




    WickedHo
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    Bwahahaahahahaa!!! Who the hell IS this freak????!!! Me loves it!!!


    REPLY OF THE DWENDES:

    Freak, oh no, just a poor jobless judge in a pretend world:


    http://www.thestandard.com.hk/news_detail.asp?we_cat=11&art_id=26375&sid=9641493 &con_type=3&d_str=20060902



    Florentino and the three dwarves

    Saturday, September 02, 2006




    A Filipino judge who was dismissed from the bench because of his ongoing relationship with invisible mystics meets with Sam Chambers to explain his side of the story
    T he Philippine judiciary has oft been the butt of a joke but never before has one of its members caused so much mirth as Judge Floro Florentino and his three invisible dwarves.
    Judge Florentino and the dwarves - Luis, Armand and Angel - might sound like a good name for a band but they are in fact the main characters in a surreal tale from a nation famous for its superstitions.


    Lobelia
    Calaquendi:

    my heart is broken


    it will not go on


    Reply by the WEEPING fairy:

    http://www.rushmessageboard.com/cpmb/index.php?showtopic=2112&st=1250

    Read my very very sad PLEA in this world of music, fun and looney tunes...
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    Lazy bones, read this thread!!!!!!
    I tried, but I have the attention span of a three year old.

    Do you have Cliffs Notes?

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    Once upon a time there was a tiny weenie little judge, that spoke in riddles in another country, but had the patience of a saint...this judge had a posse of dwarves surrounding him of equal stature. However after the same judge was asked not to pracitce law anymore and that his mental state was questionable. Then a courthouse burned down......for no apparent reason......

    Oh dear

    The hon Mr Floro has made the postings of his original dissbaring (or whatever) a badge of honor....and now we get radio phillipeons

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedHo View Post

    Hey WickedHo

    I spend so much time to NUTS all the ODDS for yeah:

    Sun.Star :: View topic - ODDLY ENOUGH, BEST NEWS UPDATES

    ODDLY ENOUGH, BEST NEWS UPDATES

    It is now 7pm Holy Tuesday here philippines

    and we will have a passover feast but our last supper will be this roasted



    Four-legged Stumpy 'doing well'

    Stumpy was born with a rare mutation in February



    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6520965.stm?lsm

    Quote Originally Posted by Born In A Brothel View Post
    I tried, but I have the attention span of a three year old.

    Do you have Cliffs Notes?
    then you can easily answer this exam for yeah children:


    CliffsNotes::The Hobbit:Book Summary and Study Guide



    Take the Quiz
    Who is the leader of the dwarves?
    To what race does Gollum belong?

    Quote Originally Posted by Soth View Post
    Once upon a time there was a tiny weenie little judge, that spoke in riddles in another country, but had the patience of a saint...this judge had a posse of dwarves surrounding him of equal stature. However after the same judge was asked not to pracitce law anymore and that his mental state was questionable. Then a courthouse burned down......for no apparent reason......

    Oh dear

    The hon Mr Floro has made the postings of his original dissbaring (or whatever) a badge of honor....and now we get radio phillipeons
    Oh my Sweet Jesus forgive this human being
    for he knows not what he does this lenten season




    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17908205/

    They accused the Filipino Martyr judge of hearing voices consulting imaginary gnomes

    yet St. Peter's guide does the same in COPY PASTE IMITATION

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17917733/



    Pope says he hears ‘living voice’ of John Paul

    these 3 dwarves will go to ROme

    to ask St. Benedict to declare the Filipino Judge

    a SAINT ANGEL OF DEATH

    for Dr who will testify on 2 miracles done by this psychotic jurist



    BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Doctor Who series is ratings hit


    AMEN.

    Last edited by NoDayButToday; April 3rd, 2007 at 08:21 AM. Reason: triple post

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    Hmmm chocolate jebus.......yummy

    Thorin Oakenshild
    Gollum is a hobbit - or one of the river folk........dont be argumentative dude

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    Do not go to the dark side, Mr. Floro.


    p.s. Start using the multi-quote system, you are racking up infraction points there...

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moomies View Post
    Do not go to the dark side, Mr. Floro.


    p.s. Start using the multi-quote system, you are racking up infraction points there...
    Oh, Sir I am trying to learn this system coz I clicked the quote then the reply button
    if I again do a mistake,
    then next time I will just click the quick reply, thanks, apology for my mistakes...
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    Hey, it's 11am philippines, Holy Wednesday here,

    Let me share to you this Holy Week my guides or holy white angels' lenten message about coconut healing oil, which was aired on TFC there and here ch. 2



    Youtube: Filipino TFC, T.V. Ch. 2 Video of Judge FLoro - HEALING COCONUNT OIL


    YouTube - Healing Oil



    The King of all Fruits



    There are many things that SCIENCE cannot really explain; and one of them is the existence of God, and the Human Brain, our existence ...

    why are we here
    for what reason?

    Dear Gossip members,

    when a Rush member replied on my post on comming to Indonesia
    COINCIDENCE may not be the FACT that the quake happened FORTHWITH thereat,
    plus in AFGHANISTAN and also
    in INDIA...

    The Earth is not only for humans and animals - Counterparts Message Board


    Last night when I was watching local T.V. eXplainer by M.Quezon III (topic is evolution)
    the famous quote of EINSTEIN was the focal point of the discussion:

    "Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." - Albert Einstein

    So, I want to share with you THIS HOLY WEEK the thoughts of this great scientist on religion
    in order to prove to you

    that there are MORE QUESTIONS than answers
    when we debate of discuss GOD, or his non-existence vis-a-vis eternal life, HOPE, and human consciousness:


    Albert Einstein

    "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."

    "I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."

    Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
    "The only real valuable thing is intuition."

    "I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice."
    "God is subtle but he is not malicious."

    "The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."

    Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."

    "God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."

    "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."

    "My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."

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    I gave up insanity for Lent

    in honour of our Lord

    i miss crazy

    but i must perchance be a lazy bones
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
    Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou

    Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.

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    Crazy indeed cometh the day

    small inconsistencies and

    worry.

    Ostioperosis is a bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soth View Post
    Crazy indeed cometh the day

    small inconsistencies and

    worry.

    Ostioperosis is a bitch
    Crazy indeed cometh the day

    small inconsistencies and

    worry.

    Ostioperosis is a bitch ]

    Just found these weird things when i opened our papers:


    http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/world/view_article.php?article_id=58860

    Lost 'Little Prince' drawing found in Japan



    Agence France-Presse
    Last updated 05:09pm (Mla time) 04/04/2007


    TOKYO -- A drawing found in Japan has turned out to be a lost page in the original edition of Antoine de Saint-Exupery's classic "The Little Prince," the French aviator-turned-writer's nephew said Wednesday.
    ======

    Google search yields office python


    Manila Bulletin Online



    NEW YORK (AFP) - Google's search engine proved unable to help the company this week when a staffer's pet python went missing in the Internet giant's massive New York offices.

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    Has this funny little thread become a part of Reuters?.....Im all for Pacific Hobibts but, this is getting wierd

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    Hi Soth,

    when I was replying to your post,

    our television called me and they went here to malolos bulacan philippines
    to interview me AGAIN
    on this controversial

    COCONUT HEALING OIL OF THE HEALING JUDGE
    WHICH DEBUNKS AND DIRECTLY ATTACKS VIRGIN COCONUT OIL AS
    COMMERCIAL HOAX WHICH DOES NOT MEDICALLY ALLEVIATE AFFECTED AREAS, THUS THE SAME HAD NOT BEEN APPROVED BY THE DOCTORS ASSOCIATION AND FOOD AND DRUGS BUREAUS all over the world

    here is the video

    YouTube - healing judge

    I submit that this OIL is the CURE for aids, and lots of illnesses that could not be cured by many drugs which have side effects



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    I'd heard of the interview, and was waiting....you scrub up well for the radio, but give GR a plug next time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soth View Post
    I'd heard of the interview, and was waiting....you scrub up well for the radio, but give GR a plug next time
    by the way, (if i understand you post, sorry, often when members post slang and urban lingo, and if I have no time to google the meaning, i just off topic post for lack of material time)

    if you have THE FILIPINO CHANNEL in your country you can watch our filipino t.v.
    TFC The Filipino Channel - The Official Web Site of ABS-CBN International - About Us

    most of my t.v. documentary about 3 hours uploaded on youtube
    was shown in TFC

    (let me STRESS that almost all my t.v. docs are prime time ones

    example

    in the most coveted MGB 1999,

    a 30 seconds commercial costs $ 4,000 or P 200,000

    and before one could be televised thereat

    he or it must be on top of the INDEPENDENT surveys approved by commercial companies so that what they pay
    they would have the return of investment

    and when I was chosed to be televised

    I bested about millions of entries due to top human and t.v. interest

    YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

    and therefore,

    when I was televised i MGB on aug. 1999
    about 10,000 patients came to me for healing out of curiosity
    and of course most of those who could not be cured by doctors

    a heavy burden

    and this COCONUT oil did wonders for many incurables
    unlike the hoax VCO

    which scoundrel filipino merchants heavily advertised

    but VCO has no medical value like this COCONUT HEALING OIL

    I do not ask any fee for this since this is a GIFT

    and they or anyone failed to produce it
    even if only my maids cook it

    so I TOLD THE T.V. AUDIENCE

    that perhaps, after this VIDEO today

    my 3 angels will approve my request that all those who would cook it this way
    would be successful in copying its medical efficacy

    IT IS SO AROMATIC AND HAS NO EXPIRATION DATE
    LIKE WINE
    UNLIKE VCO which expires and turns rancid after one year

    my oil heals arthritis in just 2 minutes
    while celebrex and other drugs with side effects would ease the pain in hours
    while VCO in a day

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