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    Thanks BB! I do feel better, but I don't think the recovery process will be complete without a few posts trashing on maniston. I guess I need to wind my way back to latest gossip...
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    Hahahahaha! I find a song always makes a cold go away.

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    Talking oh my

    That's a lot of pressure BB. I'm not so good with the lyrics, but for some reason I have a hankering to turn Consider Yourself from Oliver into a Jennifer Manthem:


    Consider yourself small chinned.
    Consider yourself totally feminine.
    Your jaws are just so strong.
    They can hold up the heaviest bong.
    Consider your nose caved in
    Consider yourself hotter than furniture.
    There aren't any men to spare.
    Who cares?..Once they're leftovers we share!

    If it should chance to be
    We should see
    Some harder days
    Sandy vag-y days
    Why whine?
    Always a-chance we'll meet
    Some model
    gold digger
    We might let you call him 'mine'!
    Consider yourself his mate.
    We don't want to have no fuss,
    Cause your chin can turn us all into fish bait...
    Consider yourself
    One of us!

    There isn't a lot to spare.
    Nobody tries to be Angelina like.
    There's photographers for all
    And even though your chin looks like a rolling pin
    I'm sure all the trannies will come to call

    Hmm well first effort anyway. And I don't think anyone can come on here and tell me it's in the wrong thread!!
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    ^^^^Funny!

    Hmm, maybe I'll have to think of a new song for Mr. Aniston.

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    Aha! So this is where all the Maniston fun is these days!!

    I'll be back..............

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    Gen X, I love it.

    Things should slow down for me next week so maybe I'll whip up a few Chin lyrics as well!

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    Dumped Again

    There once was a man named Aniston
    who was rough in face and form
    And never could he understand
    why no man would keep him warm

    First, Brad ran for the hills
    after Angie came through the door
    Then Vince came looking for some thrills
    And left quicker than Brad had before

    Finally Aniston saw a fake Brad twin
    But while the fake twin liked coke and men
    no drug could help him stomach the Chin
    So, Aniston was dumped again

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    Default yessssssss

    Moog - definitely. Let's keep the chin buttoned up....err, figuratively at least.

    BB - thanks. Please share your endeavors. I think with effort we can all do a tribute album!

    Kingcap - hahahhah AWESOME loves it. What song are you improving, though? I feel so dense and out of it <blushhhh> and I want to be able to sing it
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    I'm not improving on any particular song. That's an Aniston original.

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    Kingcap - awesome! I can see it as a sort of country torch song.

    Well, it's my birthday so I can't think of any clever Aniston slagging. I think I need to go get on the other threads for some chinspiration.
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    Happy B-Day, Gen.

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    Thanks! I'm still fuming that Eva Longwhoria decided to pollute the day before my birthday with her wedding nonsense, but I'm sure there won't be many anniversaries to celebrate!
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