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    crawdaddy where are you??? I didn't get a chance to ask if u have a stepbrother.....

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    Come back to the fold Daddy-o..
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Floro, is that you?
    Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    Wow... I just realized that it makes me happy thinking about the Jehovah's Witnesses who have to ring this...

    Yeah! I want one...only in skunk!
    Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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    My get ready bitch:

    I clipped off a hang nail yesterday morning while getting ready for work and didn't realize it had started to bleed. Until I looked down and saw little pink-red dabs all over my bathroom floor.
    "In the face of the blinding sun, I wake only to find
    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM

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    Well that was completely random.
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.

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    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Wait - it wasn't completely random, my bad. I didn't carefully read the intro.
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
    Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou

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    Damn you guys are quick! I guess he was expecting you all would cow to his big manly, "passive aggressiveness" .
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    I will feed him and love him and call him George.

    Come back darrrrling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    Floro, is that you?
    I miss Judge Floro!


    Crawdad, you sound like a fun poster


    I want to ask questions, too.


    • Have you ever been infuriated sharing a plate of sushi?

    • Have you ever run off to an exotic resort with a lover?

    • Do you believe in dwarves or gnomes?

    • Have you ever burnt down a courthouse in the name of justice?

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    Well,i am a bitch,i am ready and i see no action..
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    Hey, Effie.
    You got those special boots on today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    Hey, Effie.
    You got those special boots on today?
    Nah,sweetie,dont tell anybody,but i am totally barefooted today
    Venus will get super cheeky now..
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