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    Howdy Folks,

    Nice to meet ya'll. Interesting site. Love the snarky comments. Hopefully, I can make a few without getting too many whacks for improper behavior.

    I'm glad to see there is a corner for me to sit in when I'm bad.

    Because when I'm good.......I'm very, very good. But when I'm bad, I'm horrid.

    I'll be on my best behavior. For a while. As long as I can. I'll try. Help me if I can't help myself. Love me when I'm unloveable.

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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOK, strange entrance!! Welcome cynic
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
    G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF - Would you like to buy a vowel??

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    Welcome, cynic!

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    Welcome cynic, hate ya already
    "Sex is not, by default, depraved and dirty. Unless it's really good."
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    Thanks for the welcomes.

    I'm really not beautiful, Barbara, but I have been known to lie! I've been told that I'm a cross between Deidre Hall and Gilda Radner

    Tiki, I'm more fun now that I've gone completely insane. Societal mores are becoming passe. Isn't tiki the name of a fertility god?

    Hey, Tiara, it's my sixth week into nicotine withdrawal. It might get a lot more strange.

    Is pie served here? Dessert of any kind? Although the photos of Raul Bova will do nicely.....with a little whipped cream.....

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    Alright we got ourselves a live one here!! Welcome!!!

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    Good to meetcha LD!

    .....unless I am not live and this is the afterworld.....uh, God......about that atheist thing......

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    Wow! Now there's an introduction. Forgive me, all, for immediately thinking of Lolli.....

    But back to cynic, Welcome!!! Post away, it sounds like you'll be fun!

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    Welcome, glad to see you've made such a fun entrance!

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    Dear Algernon, who is this creature Lolli? Must be an extraordinarily intelligent soul? And here I thought I was beyond compare.....sob..... But I won't hold a grudge, although I have been known to nurse one through adulthood and into senility.

    Note that Tiki made no comment about the fertility god.....if I make the sacrifice of a virgin, will you keep me from reproducing? Now all I gotta do is find a virgin.....hmmmm..... Not getting on the soapbox, but for 27 years I smoked and planned to quit.

    Now I gone and done it. It's not so bad. I finally have a reason to be blunt and brutally honest. Just sharing the misery.....I'm thoughtful that way.... If I smoke, I die of lung cancer, if I quit, I die of gunshot wound.....decisions, decisions.

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    Top of the afternoon to you, NoDayButToday! I didn't trip over my feet and, so far, I've had no wardrobe malfunctions. If I don't throw up into the Prime Minister's lap, I'm gonna call it a success.

    Monkey Mix? Some day, during a quiet moment, you must explain that to me. Like Trail Mix? Ah, you call them ellipses, I call them signs of senior moments. Now I'm having visions of pretzels and howler monkeys.....

    Ya'll are a fun group! Posse? Mob? Those aren't pitchforks behind your backs, are they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeyMix
    Yay...someone else who apparently shares my love for the ellipses. I use them all the time...grammar be damned!
    I thought I was the only one! We should form a guild.

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    Heehee Tiki. Loved the story, but the ending was a little anticlimactic. Dog's name. Snicker, giggle. An old friend had the nickname of Tiki, which is why I know. If you live long enough, eventually you seem a little bright. For about an hour before senility takes you down again.

    Hi Muchlove! Gelded? Gelded?!?! Who's getting gelded? Oh....guilded.....ah....never mind.

    Just wait until I try to post pictures. My perceived IQ will drop like the proverbial rock. I believe that Bill Gates is the Anti-Christ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Algernon
    Wow! Now there's an introduction. Forgive me, all, for immediately thinking of Lolli.....

    But back to cynic, Welcome!!! Post away, it sounds like you'll be fun!
    I thought of Loli too.

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    Hey Ralphy!
    How are you ????

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