I'm beautiful, hate me

[cynic]

Howdy Folks,

Nice to meet ya'll. Interesting site. Love the snarky comments. Hopefully, I can make a few without getting too many whacks for improper behavior.

I'm glad to see there is a corner for me to sit in when I'm bad.

Because when I'm good.......I'm very, very good. But when I'm bad, I'm horrid.

I'll be on my best behavior. For a while. As long as I can. I'll try. Help me if I can't help myself. Love me when I'm unloveable.

[Tiara]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOK, strange entrance!! Welcome cynic

[muchlove]

Welcome, cynic!

[Barbara]

Welcome cynic, hate ya already

[cynic]

Thanks for the welcomes.

I'm really not beautiful, Barbara, but I have been known to lie! I've been told that I'm a cross between Deidre Hall and Gilda Radner

Tiki, I'm more fun now that I've gone completely insane. Societal mores are becoming passe. Isn't tiki the name of a fertility god?

Hey, Tiara, it's my sixth week into nicotine withdrawal. It might get a lot more strange.

Is pie served here? Dessert of any kind? Although the photos of Raul Bova will do nicely.....with a little whipped cream.....

[LynnieD]

Alright we got ourselves a live one here!! Welcome!!!

[cynic]

Good to meetcha LD!

.....unless I am not live and this is the afterworld.....uh, God......about that atheist thing......

[Algernon]

Wow! Now there's an introduction. Forgive me, all, for immediately thinking of Lolli.....

But back to cynic, Welcome!!! Post away, it sounds like you'll be fun!

[NoDayButToday]

Welcome, glad to see you've made such a fun entrance!

[cynic]

Dear Algernon, who is this creature Lolli? Must be an extraordinarily intelligent soul? And here I thought I was beyond compare.....sob..... But I won't hold a grudge, although I have been known to nurse one through adulthood and into senility.

Note that Tiki made no comment about the fertility god.....if I make the sacrifice of a virgin, will you keep me from reproducing? Now all I gotta do is find a virgin.....hmmmm..... Not getting on the soapbox, but for 27 years I smoked and planned to quit.

Now I gone and done it. It's not so bad. I finally have a reason to be blunt and brutally honest. Just sharing the misery.....I'm thoughtful that way.... If I smoke, I die of lung cancer, if I quit, I die of gunshot wound.....decisions, decisions.

[cynic]

Top of the afternoon to you, NoDayButToday! I didn't trip over my feet and, so far, I've had no wardrobe malfunctions. If I don't throw up into the Prime Minister's lap, I'm gonna call it a success.

Monkey Mix? Some day, during a quiet moment, you must explain that to me. Like Trail Mix? Ah, you call them ellipses, I call them signs of senior moments. Now I'm having visions of pretzels and howler monkeys.....

Ya'll are a fun group! Posse? Mob? Those aren't pitchforks behind your backs, are they?

[muchlove]

Originally Posted by MonkeyMix

Yay...someone else who apparently shares my love for the ellipses. I use them all the time...grammar be damned!

I thought I was the only one! We should form a guild.

[cynic]

Heehee Tiki. Loved the story, but the ending was a little anticlimactic. Dog's name. Snicker, giggle. An old friend had the nickname of Tiki, which is why I know. If you live long enough, eventually you seem a little bright. For about an hour before senility takes you down again.

Hi Muchlove! Gelded? Gelded?!?! Who's getting gelded? Oh....guilded.....ah....never mind.

Just wait until I try to post pictures. My perceived IQ will drop like the proverbial rock. I believe that Bill Gates is the Anti-Christ.

[ralphycnan]

Originally Posted by Algernon

Wow! Now there's an introduction. Forgive me, all, for immediately thinking of Lolli.....

But back to cynic, Welcome!!! Post away, it sounds like you'll be fun!

I thought of Loli too.

[AliceInWonderland]

Hey Ralphy!
How are you ????