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    Hello I am Steven Walters of [location removed].
    Yes I am 46 years old, Yes I wear a wig and yes I have competed in pageants!
    YES, I am Straight and have been a widower since the age of 25. I have one son who is in college and is proud of his old man.
    I don't even know who you people are but you have sure gone out of your way to find out about me.
    There is one thing that you have all failed to find out and that is...
    I have come to the place in my life where I will NOT be held captive by or to the approval or appraisal of others. I could care less whether I am liked or respected for I need neither. I love me and I respect me. God loves me in spite of me.
    Yes, My cardiologist is my hero, for without him I would be a dead man.
    Because of health problems, I was never afforded the opportunity to be an athlete but as a MAN I like most other men crave competition.
    One of my students entered me into this competition on a dare and I won, LIKE IT OR NOT.
    Let the Records show.... I do NOT judge Kiddie Porn Pageants.
    I judge females from 18 and above single and married.
    My hobby of judging has allowed me to judge all over the USA and I have been paid well for It. How many of your vacations have been paid for by someone else?
    I also write for TFTJ Magazine and have had the opportunity to interview many,many celebs.
    You all have had a great laugh at my expense and I really don't care.
    I Love my many pictures of me because they are uniquely me.
    I must say you have missed a few and hope you will seek them out.
    If you don't find them, do worry If I am allowed in this elite group, I will post them for YOU.
    Steven A. Walters BS. MA University of Southern Mississippi
    Who's Who Men in the United States 2007-8 edition.
    Mr.Civic America Lifetime King
    America's Mr US Man.2007
    Mr. United America 2006
    Mr. Ambassador for Miss Plus America 2006
    Mr.Pageant Guy America 2006
    Louisiana's Outstanding Man 2005

    My future plans include being in Mr. Sr. America but I will have to wait until I'm 50. so I have a little less that 4 year to go.
    I'm sure as Interested as you all have been, you will want to keep up with my success. OH, I'm sure I will be getting new hair by then.

    Hope to hear from you all soon.

    MR STEVEN A WALTERS

    Now tell me what have done?
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    Well you let us know how that turns out there ok Steven! Best of luck!

    My personal resume doesn't even begin to compare to yours, so I will spare you...

    *Welcome*

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    I want paid vacations!
    Welcome.

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    Well,I just do declare! Welcome,Mr Walters. Yes,we have had a bit of sport with you-as we are wont to do. We also poke fun at each other-you might have noticed. So please,no pompous stuff lest you become a moving target. I hope you do stay and post with us. We have people in so many countries and consider ourselves friends. We do argue over everything and anything. Nothing is too trivial for us. Hope you will join in the fun!
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    *smirks* Welcome Mr Walters.

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    Hello I am Steven Walters of [location removed].

    Now we know where you live! AHAHAH!

    Yes I am 46 years old, Yes I wear a wig and yes I have competed in pageants!

    Was this pre-wig, or do they have special wig based pageants for middle aged men?

    YES, I am Straight and have been a widower since the age of 25. I have one son who is in college and is proud of his old man.

    No girlfriends since? Something fishy on the Isle of Wig

    I don't even know who you people are but you have sure gone out of your way to find out about me.

    Not really, where there's a tacky pageant showing off children dressed like prostitutes, there's a bewigged, photoshopped middle aged man sparkling somewhere on the sidelines.

    There is one thing that you have all failed to find out and that is...
    I have come to the place in my life where I will NOT be held captive by or to the approval or appraisal of others. I could care less whether I am liked or respected for I need neither. I love me and I respect me. God loves me in spite of me.

    Now now don't go spitting on the 45 other years of scratching, clawing, begging, crying, wearing flippers and fake tans and generally leeching acceptance for your physical appearance from paid judges... and girlfriend please, you know you have a closetful of tacky crowns and trannysashes, right beside the bondage-themed Hummel figure collection.

    Yes, My cardiologist is my hero, for without him I would be a dead man.

    .. a very sparkly, heavily made up corpse in a frothy pink casket.

    Because of health problems, I was never afforded the opportunity to be an athlete but as a MAN I like most other men crave competition.

    I like how you emphasize that. Everyone, stare at his manhood so he feels validated. There we go. Crotchstare complete.

    One of my students entered me into this competition on a dare and I won, LIKE IT OR NOT.

    Oooo defiance! You're a tiger! Rar! Now you're a Lemur! Pluck fruit from that mango tree. Grrrr!

    Let the Records show.... I do NOT judge Kiddie Porn Pageants.

    See? NOW Jesus loves you. Not before.

    I judge females from 18 and above single and married.

    I think we had a pic of you with some little prostitot somewhere..


    My hobby of judging has allowed me to judge all over the USA and I have been paid well for It. How many of your vacations have been paid for by someone else?

    I'm sure many of us regret not taking paid vacations to Branson, Missouri or New Shropshire, CT. Damn us with all our international globetrotting paid for by our own hard earned and well deserved money!

    I also write for TFTJ Magazine and have had the opportunity to interview many,many celebs.

    Tickety-tack pageant trannies are not celebrities.. unless theyr'e BRITISH.

    You all have had a great laugh at my expense and I really don't care.

    Yes you do, otherwise you wouldn't be here expressing how much you don't care.

    I Love my many pictures of me because they are uniquely me.

    Unique. Well yes, you could use that word to describe the photoshopped retouched nightmare we've all been scaring our kids with..

    I must say you have missed a few and hope you will seek them out.

    We have top men working on it. TOP..... men.

    If you don't find them, do worry If I am allowed in this elite group, I will post them for YOU.

    No no, let us have the thrill of the hunt and the inevitable round of catty mockery.

    Steven A. Walters BS. MA University of Southern Mississippi
    Who's Who Men in the United States 2007-8 edition.
    Mr.Civic America Lifetime King
    America's Mr US Man.2007
    Mr. United America 2006
    Mr. Ambassador for Miss Plus America 2006
    Mr.Pageant Guy America 2006
    Louisiana's Outstanding Man 2005

    My future plans include being in Mr. Sr. America but I will have to wait until I'm 50. so I have a little less that 4 year to go.

    Wear your sparkliest bladder control undergarments. Points off for not being crotchally gifted!

    I'm sure as Interested as you all have been, you will want to keep up with my success. OH, I'm sure I will be getting new hair by then.

    Everybody be on the lookout for a skinned dog.

    Hope to hear from you all soon.

    MR STEVEN A WALTERS

    Now tell me what have done?

    Well... certainly nothing that would compare to the vast amount of Fabulons you have absorbed fom your many, many trannytastic anachronistic human dog and pony shows...
    Last edited by NoDayButToday; July 23rd, 2008 at 11:28 PM.
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    I like that there are no commas in this:

    "as a MAN I like most other men"


    giggle!

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    *golf claps*
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    welcome to the board!
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    Well this part is good if true:

    'I judge females from 18 and above single and married'

    The main 'problem' people had was involving small children in this.so if this is true, then this part is commendable IMO.

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    And for the record, you would never have been mentioned or noticed, if not for that HORRIFIC photoshop pic! That thing is a nightmare! THAT pic is what got you on this board, not any of the rest. Nobody would have noticed you except for that pic, HOW..I mean HOW!!! could you have a pic like that and be proud of it? Among the many ridiculous, freaky, scary, laughable, photoshopped retouched 'pageantesque' pics of any person engaged in pageants in any form, that is the worst.

    The rest may be cheap shots I will admit(like general appearance, the hairpiece, etc) but THAT pic.. It is like a bullseye making you a target for mockery, and the reason you were ever mentioned on this board.

    I seriously cannot believe you would approve of that retouched pic being out there..did you actually PAY someone to do that? Seriously? Just. Wow.
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    *Also, what do you think of those 'Voy" pageant boards like that Pink board? The pageant moms posting on there are VICIOUS and EVIL towards eachother, the judges, the kids, the tertiary people, etc. They are WAY WORSE than anything or anyone on this board, and directly personally attack('bash') eachother's kids!

    There are posts about payoffs, cheating, non-payment, criminal allegatiions, disappointment, etc. etc. It is a viper's nest. Is THAT what pageants are REALLY all about?
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    Maybe he got it done on one of his fabulous vacations to Plinko County, Alabama.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Gack - he's looking at user profiles. he's going to track you people down like dogs!!!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Gack - he's looking at user profiles. he's going to track you people down like dogs!!!
    He does not apparently know about the v card thing..
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    Well we won't have a list of our pageant successes in THERE.. we have banners made, and we all look like whores on them.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixiebelle View Post
    I see your tiara and I raise you this:

    editing it out in case it's NSFW
    In case anyone wants to order one:
    Willy Tiara - Hen Night, Hen Night Fun - Fancy Dress Costumes

    "The howling backwoods that is IMDB is where film criticism goes to die (and then have its corpse gang-raped, called a racist, and accused of supporting Al-Qaeda)" ----Sean O'Neal, The Onion AV Club

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