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    Default Welcome to the Machine

    Not sure if I was supposed to just post a reply on the sticky thread at the top, or start a new thread, so I am doing both.

    Hi, everybody! I'm new. Look at the new guy. Still has that "new guy" smell, and everything. The price tag is still attached, and the tags haven't even been ripped off the mattress yet. Is that legal? Don't you get in trouble if you rip the tags off the mattress, or something? I heard that it's only illegal for the people at the store to rip them off, once you get it home, you're free to do as you please. But I prefer to play it safe. I don't want the mattress police coming around and "crushing my groove." If you know what I mean. Or even if you don't. Either way.
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    haha, how much does your price tag read? the machine..is that a pink floyd reference? cool if so and welcome!

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    Well, mercy me! The plot thickens! Welcome, price tag and all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grokker View Post
    Still has that "new guy" smell, and everything.
    You'll be fine. We'll just have to air you out until that goes away.

    Welcome to the board!

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    Welcome Welcome and Welcome to GR

    Newbies smell nice

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    Welcome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoxo View Post
    haha, how much does your price tag read? the machine..is that a pink floyd reference? cool if so and welcome!
    Ah yes, my first thought too...if you are a Pink Floyd fan then you are a friend of mine. Welcome!
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    Are you a sealy posturepedic

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    Hey there!

    Have fun!
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