my name is merri. i hate being a newbie.
i suppose i should have introduced myself before i started snarking all over the place.
i'm 33, married, and living against my will in New Jersey.
i'm anti-social, not really very nice, and sitcom proposals make me weepy. i just learned this last night. it was a sad day.
i love to travel, i go to church, and i'm a flaming liberal. i also think Nextel is the devil. either Nextel or Bobby Brown. i havent decided for sure.
i also just shaved my legs for the first time in a month. i hope my husband doesnt notice that i ruined his electric razor.
um. my favorite movie is Annie Hall. my favorite book is The Lords of Discipline. my favorite word is "squirrel", with "thwart" being a close second. i am also a compulsive prank caller. you would think i outgrew this in eighth grade, but seriously, people: prank calls are good times.
i like sunsets, long walks on the beach, and pina coladas. i am impossible to offend, and to me, any topic is fair game for scathing wit. as long as it's funny. and i have never once used a smiley.