March 25th, 2006, 09:34 AM
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random facts on a person you've never heard of. me.
my name is merri. i hate being a newbie.
i suppose i should have introduced myself before i started snarking all over the place.
i'm 33, married, and living against my will in New Jersey.
i'm anti-social, not really very nice, and sitcom proposals make me weepy. i just learned this last night. it was a sad day.
i love to travel, i go to church, and i'm a flaming liberal. i also think Nextel is the devil. either Nextel or Bobby Brown. i havent decided for sure.
i also just shaved my legs for the first time in a month. i hope my husband doesnt notice that i ruined his electric razor.
um. my favorite movie is Annie Hall. my favorite book is The Lords of Discipline. my favorite word is "squirrel", with "thwart" being a close second. i am also a compulsive prank caller. you would think i outgrew this in eighth grade, but seriously, people: prank calls are good times.
i like sunsets, long walks on the beach, and pina coladas. i am impossible to offend, and to me, any topic is fair game for scathing wit. as long as it's funny. and i have never once used a smiley.
Last edited by merricontrary : March 25th, 2006 at 10:01 AM.
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March 25th, 2006, 09:41 AM
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Re: random facts on a person you've never heard of. me.
Welcome aboard merricontrary!
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March 25th, 2006, 10:52 AM
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Re: random facts on a person you've never heard of. me.
Welcome, Merri.
I challenge your assertion that Nextel is the devil. That title almost certainly belongs to Cingular.
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March 25th, 2006, 10:53 AM
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Re: random facts on a person you've never heard of. me.
as soon as cingular comes out with cell phones on which i can hear BOTH sides of an inane convo with a bunch of weird beeps in between, i'll consider moving them up on my list.
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March 25th, 2006, 11:29 AM
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Re: random facts on a person you've never heard of. me.
welcome! you sound like a fun poster  glad to have you here
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March 25th, 2006, 12:52 PM
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Re: random facts on a person you've never heard of. me.
Hi Merri! You do sound like fun. Welcome! 
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March 25th, 2006, 01:05 PM
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Re: random facts on a person you've never heard of. me.
Yay more liberals to add to my growing army of the sane.
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March 25th, 2006, 01:07 PM
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Re: random facts on a person you've never heard of. me.
Welcome Merri!! Hope you enjoy!! 
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March 25th, 2006, 01:09 PM
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Re: random facts on a person you've never heard of. me.
Welcome aboard merri
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March 25th, 2006, 03:00 PM
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Re: random facts on a person you've never heard of. me.
Welcome, merri!
Question: How do you deal with caller ID?
I've been to New Jersey, and you have my sympathy.
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March 25th, 2006, 03:29 PM
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Re: random facts on a person you've never heard of. me.
i laugh at caller id.
you call from OTHER PEOPLE'S CELL PHONES.
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March 25th, 2006, 03:30 PM
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Re: random facts on a person you've never heard of. me.
That's awesome!!
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March 25th, 2006, 05:03 PM
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Re: random facts on a person you've never heard of. me.
Welcome!
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March 25th, 2006, 05:28 PM
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Re: random facts on a person you've never heard of. me.
Sounds like you are going to fit in here just fine. Welcome. It's nice to see a newbie who ACTUALLY POSTS (hint hint)
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March 25th, 2006, 06:36 PM
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Re: random facts on a person you've never heard of. me.
welcome!!
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