Hey guys! It's me, BigBen. I couldn't find a way to change usernames, and I had a serious problem being associated in any way with a sleazy douchebag and possible rapist. So I thought of this awesome name, made sure nobody had it, and voila!

I know I've had trouble conveying my sarcasm on this board in the past, so with my new username comes a new vow: I promise to put smileys next to my sarcastic posts so readers will be able to tell I'm not serious. If they still think I'm serious, I will probably just get mad and post the smiley again. Or the drinky icon... mmm booze!