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    Default Hi there! I excell at backpack nuggetising...!!

    How's it goin,' y'all? Just thought 'bout sayin' "hell-oh" to ya 'cause there was this sign suggesting I do that, awlright?
    Me doesn't quite know whut to say, so why don't ya ask yer questions if ya may? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yeeeeeeess...???

    I'm a huge admirer of those hot South American sheilas such as Maria da Graça Mello, Andrea Rincon, Jessika Grau, Claudia Fernandez and Sabrina Ravelli.
    So, whut have all these sheilas got in common, ya might wonder? Well, would somebody please tell them...?

    Me likes it!

    See ya round, folks!

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    uhhh Welcome
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    ....... Your writing style reminds me of someone. Welcome btw!

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    Um.... alrighty then.
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    Aw well, thank ye PoisonGirl and angelais!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarzy View Post
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    Oh, does it?

    WHO...???!!!


    Thank ye too, Sarzy!

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    Can I buy some pot from you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarzy View Post
    ....... Your writing style reminds me of someone. Welcome btw!
    Ali?

    ...or whatever his name was..?

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    Ummmm. Hello and welcome , hope you enjoy your stay no matter how long or short it may be..

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    Welcome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by L1049 View Post
    Can I buy some pot from you?
    “You never know what's around the corner. It could be everything. Or it could be nothing. You keep putting one foot in front of the other, and then one day you look back and you've climbed a mountain.” - Tom Hiddleston

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    Oh, thank ye Dolce Vita and Chilly Willy! Me likes this forum so far!

    Quote Originally Posted by L1049 View Post
    Can I buy some pot from you?
    Hmph, I haven't got any pot you could buy from me, but I strongly recommend inhaling crushed aspirin followed by a swig of iced Coca Cola. It REAL works for me, y'know...

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    Ali?

    ...or whatever his name was..?
    His name? Ali...? Ali Larter?

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    Love want us dead for me and my PoisonGirl...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DolceVita View Post
    Ummmm. Hello and welcome , hope you enjoy your stay no matter how long or short it may be..

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    why hello and I totally look forward to all your post dear what exactley is backpack nuggetising if I may ask
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    Yaw there, shedevilang! Thank ye for yer words, sheila! We're gonna have some fun, yes? yes? yes? yes? yes? yes?

    Yeeeeeeeesss...??!!

    By the way; the nuggetising of a backpack consists of turning it inside out. When the nuggetised backpack victim is not around, ya go 'n' take whut's inside of their backpack and then turn it inside out. Next, ya put every thing inside again, and zip it up (this is the hardest part for, being the zipper's pull tab inside out as well, it's real difficult to make it slide, sometimes requiring the attachment of a wire to the hole on the zipper's pull tab - if ever present - to work it up).

    Once the backpack is completely "nuggetised," there will be no straps, pockets or zipper's pull tabs the owner can find. It's best if the outer side of the backpack matches the colour on the inside; owner will realise their backpack was nuggetised not until they reach for it.

    I still hold the local record nuggetising backpacks; 61 seconds flat! My favourite victims are Asian folks because of the look on their faces every time they find something odd happened to their backpacks: it's pretty much like the face zombie Michael Jackson's got on "Thriller," sort of...

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    no matter how long or short it may be..

    Heh! Thank God DolceVita was referring to my "stay" on here, and not to sumthin' else below my belt, aye?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Uncool View Post
    ...I did it all just for her; I did it all just for her
    Love want us dead for me and my PoisonGirl...
    Holy Crap!! Someone knows!
    Nice, I like you!
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