The Weirdest Pedophile Songs Of All Time

**shedevilang** · October 19th, 2011, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by greysfang

21.

damn you beat me, I was 18 before I turned on the whorish ways

**Mel1973** · October 20th, 2011, 12:32 PM

Are there "good" pedophile songs?

**rem_in** · November 5th, 2011, 10:30 PM

nope, mel, not a one.......
and here's one that makes my skin crawl :

originally released by the always awful ted mulry gang in the mid 't0s, was covered by the hoff in the mid nought-ies, stinkin' pile of pus either way

Jump In My Car Lyrics

Jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home,come on and jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own
No thank you sir-ir
Ah, c'mon, I'm a trustworthy guy
No thank you sir-ir
Oh little girl I wouldn't tell you no lie
I know your ga-ame

How can you say that, we've only just met

You're all the sa-ame
Ooh, she's got me there, but I'll get her yet
I got you then
No you didn't, I was catchin' my breath
And look it's startin' to rain and baby you'll catch your death
Well, I don't know-ow
Ah, come on it costs nothin' to try
And you'll arrive ho-ome nice and dry

ooh, jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own

jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
C'mon and jump in my car, it's way too far to walk on your ow-own
Well maybe I wi-ill
Ah, that's better now, your talkin' sense
But you best keep still
Well, if you like I'll just put up a fence
No need to get smart
Well alright we'll soon be on our way
We better start
What for?
Because it's such a long way
Why, where d'you live?
I live down south, it's roughly eighty-four miles
Hey slow down, you must be jokin' there behind that cute smile
Oh, no I'm not
Well, if you're not there's only one thing to say
And what's that?
Get out the car, get on your way

Get out of my car
But you just said that you'd take me home
it's just too far
But there's no way that I can get there alone
I couldn't care less
Maybe I could see you next week
But you look a mess
But look who's talkin', you've got no right to speak

Get out of my car
You told me that you were a really nice guy
Well I aint
yeah,Get out of my car
Get out
Get out of my car

**faithanne** · November 6th, 2011, 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by rem_in

nope, mel, not a one.......
and here's one that makes my skin crawl :

originally released by the always awful ted mulry gang in the mid 't0s, was covered by the hoff in the mid nought-ies, stinkin' pile of pus either way

Jump In My Car Lyrics

That song was never meant to be about a man and a little girl, it's just a guy picking up a girl stuck in the rain. Of course he turns out to be an arsehole, but not a pedo. He calls her a little girl but they did that a lot back in the 70s.

**Jen84** · November 10th, 2011, 11:26 PM

All In The Name of...-Motley Crue

She's only fifteen
She's the reason-the reason that I can't sleep
You say illegal
I say legal's never been my scene, oh yeah
I try like hell but I'm out of control

All in the name of
All in the name of rock 'n' roll
All in the name of rock
All in the name of rock 'n' roll
All in the name of rock
For sex and sex I'd sell my soul
All in the name of
All in the name of rock

Pretty, pretty so innocent
She says you ain't seen nothing yet
Brings me a dirty, dirty magazine
There she was for all the world to see, oh yeah
I try like hell but I'm out of control.

All in the name of
All in the name of rock 'n' roll
All in the name of rock
All in the name of rock 'n' roll
All in the name of rock
For sex and sex I'd sell my soul
All in the name of
All in the name of rock

Says to me daddy, please
Can I have some candy
Wanna be your nasty
Anytime you want
You know you can have me

**travelbug** · November 11th, 2011, 11:32 AM

Don't Forget "Don't Stand So Close to Me" by the Police:

Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's longing
This girl's an open page
Book marking - she's so close now
This girl is half his age

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy
To be the teacher's pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting
His car is warm and dry

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom
The accusations fly
It's no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

**card** · November 11th, 2011, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by DeChayz

^Did you ever see My Father the Hero? Where Gerard Depardieu has no idea everyone thinks he's Katherine Heigel's boyfriend, and when he sings that song as dinner entertainment all the diners are just horrified.

Yeah, when Thank Heaven For Little Girls was posted on here, that movie popped right into my head. The scene where Gerard is at the piano and plays that song... LOL.

**pinkbunnyslippers** · November 12th, 2011, 03:19 PM

"So show me some ID before I get me deep into ya" Or "So show me some ID before I get any deep in to you" R Kelly - Bump & Grind Remix. It's kinda hard to really understand what he is saying. Even all the lyrics websites say something different.
I guess he wanted to make sure she is of age. Scary though when I think about it, since he's been known to be with teens.

**VenusInFauxFurs** · November 12th, 2011, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by A*O

In most countries the age of sexual consent is 16. We may not be comfortable with older guys perving on 16yr olds but it's not pedophilia. Be honest GR ho's, how old were you when you first got laid?

This.