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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
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    damn you beat me, I was 18 before I turned on the whorish ways
    Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel

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    Are there "good" pedophile songs?
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    nope, mel, not a one.......
    and here's one that makes my skin crawl :

    originally released by the always awful ted mulry gang in the mid 't0s, was covered by the hoff in the mid nought-ies, stinkin' pile of pus either way

    Jump In My Car Lyrics

    Jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home,come on and jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own
    No thank you sir-ir
    Ah, c'mon, I'm a trustworthy guy
    No thank you sir-ir
    Oh little girl I wouldn't tell you no lie
    I know your ga-ame


    How can you say that, we've only just met




    You're all the sa-ame
    Ooh, she's got me there, but I'll get her yet
    I got you then
    No you didn't, I was catchin' my breath
    And look it's startin' to rain and baby you'll catch your death
    Well, I don't know-ow
    Ah, come on it costs nothin' to try
    And you'll arrive ho-ome nice and dry

    ooh, jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
    jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own

    jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
    C'mon and jump in my car, it's way too far to walk on your ow-own
    Well maybe I wi-ill
    Ah, that's better now, your talkin' sense
    But you best keep still
    Well, if you like I'll just put up a fence
    No need to get smart
    Well alright we'll soon be on our way
    We better start
    What for?
    Because it's such a long way
    Why, where d'you live?
    I live down south, it's roughly eighty-four miles
    Hey slow down, you must be jokin' there behind that cute smile
    Oh, no I'm not
    Well, if you're not there's only one thing to say
    And what's that?
    Get out the car, get on your way

    Get out of my car
    But you just said that you'd take me home
    it's just too far
    But there's no way that I can get there alone
    I couldn't care less
    Maybe I could see you next week
    But you look a mess
    But look who's talkin', you've got no right to speak

    Get out of my car
    You told me that you were a really nice guy
    Well I aint
    yeah,Get out of my car
    Get out
    Get out of my car
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    Quote Originally Posted by rem_in View Post
    nope, mel, not a one.......
    and here's one that makes my skin crawl :

    originally released by the always awful ted mulry gang in the mid 't0s, was covered by the hoff in the mid nought-ies, stinkin' pile of pus either way

    Jump In My Car Lyrics
    That song was never meant to be about a man and a little girl, it's just a guy picking up a girl stuck in the rain. Of course he turns out to be an arsehole, but not a pedo. He calls her a little girl but they did that a lot back in the 70s.
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    All In The Name of...-Motley Crue

    She's only fifteen
    She's the reason-the reason that I can't sleep
    You say illegal
    I say legal's never been my scene, oh yeah
    I try like hell but I'm out of control

    All in the name of
    All in the name of rock 'n' roll
    All in the name of rock
    All in the name of rock 'n' roll
    All in the name of rock
    For sex and sex I'd sell my soul
    All in the name of
    All in the name of rock

    Pretty, pretty so innocent
    She says you ain't seen nothing yet
    Brings me a dirty, dirty magazine
    There she was for all the world to see, oh yeah
    I try like hell but I'm out of control.

    All in the name of
    All in the name of rock 'n' roll
    All in the name of rock
    All in the name of rock 'n' roll
    All in the name of rock
    For sex and sex I'd sell my soul
    All in the name of
    All in the name of rock

    Says to me daddy, please
    Can I have some candy
    Wanna be your nasty
    Anytime you want
    You know you can have me
    **Say Auf Wiedersehen to your NAZI Balls**

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    Don't Forget "Don't Stand So Close to Me" by the Police:

    Young teacher, the subject
    Of schoolgirl fantasy
    She wants him so badly
    Knows what she wants to be
    Inside her there's longing
    This girl's an open page
    Book marking - she's so close now
    This girl is half his age

    Don't stand, don't stand so
    Don't stand so close to me

    Her friends are so jealous
    You know how bad girls get
    Sometimes it's not so easy
    To be the teacher's pet
    Temptation, frustration
    So bad it makes him cry
    Wet bus stop, she's waiting
    His car is warm and dry

    Don't stand, don't stand so
    Don't stand so close to me

    Loose talk in the classroom
    To hurt they try and try
    Strong words in the staffroom
    The accusations fly
    It's no use, he sees her
    He starts to shake and cough
    Just like the old man in
    That book by Nabokov

    Don't stand, don't stand so
    Don't stand so close to me

    Don't stand, don't stand so
    Don't stand so close to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeChayz View Post
    ^Did you ever see My Father the Hero? Where Gerard Depardieu has no idea everyone thinks he's Katherine Heigel's boyfriend, and when he sings that song as dinner entertainment all the diners are just horrified.
    Yeah, when Thank Heaven For Little Girls was posted on here, that movie popped right into my head. The scene where Gerard is at the piano and plays that song... LOL.

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    "So show me some ID before I get me deep into ya" Or "So show me some ID before I get any deep in to you" R Kelly - Bump & Grind Remix. It's kinda hard to really understand what he is saying. Even all the lyrics websites say something different.
    I guess he wanted to make sure she is of age. Scary though when I think about it, since he's been known to be with teens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    In most countries the age of sexual consent is 16. We may not be comfortable with older guys perving on 16yr olds but it's not pedophilia. Be honest GR ho's, how old were you when you first got laid?
    This.
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