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    You know that old song "Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel? My friend and I were on a road trip cross country and we were singing that. I realize that she's singing:
    "Take my hand, I am an angry Jew"
    instead of:
    "Take my hand so I might reach you."

    I busted up laughing and told her the real words and she said she couldn't figure out why he'd sing that line, but she sang it anyway!

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    In the old song "Hang on Sloopy", i used to think they were saying "Hang on Stupid!"

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    Ahaha great thread!
    There's a Human Nature song called 'He Dont Love You' and theres a line that goes
    "You forgive him then he does it again"
    and I thought it said "You fuck him in bed he does it again", whoops, hahaha.

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    Bad Moon Rising - instead of 'there's a bad moon on the rise' I used to hear 'there's a bathroom on the right'

    Toxic - my son used to sing "with the taste of your lips of motor oil"

    what a great thread!

    Quote Originally Posted by candjj
    In the old song "Hang on Sloopy", i used to think they were saying "Hang on Stupid!"
    i have to go hear that song now.

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    Once caught my little sister singing the lyrics to Kelly Clarkson's "I Hate Myself for Losing You" as "I hate my cell phone losing you."

    And I myself once thought a line (in Kelly's 'Where Is Your Heart') that actually said "like a petal falling." said "like a pedophile." I was like "WHAT?! A pedophile? What's that have to do with the song?!"

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    Def Leppard's "Armageddon It", about halfway through the song there's a break in the chorus where the lead singer does a sort of Eddie Murphy Buckwheat imitation that sounds like pure gibberish to me:

    deegit, deegit, deegit from beh
    gotta get this finger, follow meh
    booleh, booleh, den drigged de doh
    Cuz the best is yet to come...yeah, the best is yet to come...

    But it's actually:

    Take it, take it, take it from me
    I got an itchy finger following me
    Pull it, pull it, c'mon trigger the gun
    'Cos the best is (a) yet to come
    I say
    ('Cos the best is yet to come)

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    I always sang "Faded" by SoulDecision completely wrong.
    Mine (Real)
    When I get you Oliver(all alone)
    I'm gonna move in nice and close
    Ain't nobody gonna hinder on(interrupt) my game, oh no
    Ever since you've been hangin' around
    I've been trying to figure out
    What I'm gonna say to you to get something, yeah

    Karimandu(Couldn't we do) what we did last night
    Couldn't baby you and I be better friends
    Don't you think it's time we went a bit further, oh yeah
    Every night when we say goodbye
    Harold don't care fucking in your eyes
    (how can I help looking in your eyes0
    Wondering why that you and I haven't hit it
    Can we get it on

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    rofl laschifo haahaahahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by olliebee
    Def Leppard's "Armageddon It", about halfway through the song there's a break in the chorus where the lead singer does a sort of Eddie Murphy Buckwheat imitation that sounds like pure gibberish to me:

    deegit, deegit, deegit from beh
    gotta get this finger, follow meh
    booleh, booleh, den drigged de doh
    Cuz the best is yet to come...yeah, the best is yet to come...
    ROFL!!! Yeah they aren't really known for the outstanding vocals are they? I love me some Def Leppard but that song does often sound like they are having the dry heaves, doesn't it?
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    Omg, it does sound like he's dry heaving, LOL! I like all of Def Leppard's more popular hits, but that one always makes me laugh.

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    Bring It On Home To Me by Sam Cooke

    He says (I think):
    "I'll give you jewelry and money too"
    I always thought it was: "I'll give you too late and honey too." This then evolved into "I'll give you two lips and money too."

    I could never figure out why it never quite made sense.

    Another one, Little Wonder by David Bowie. This is the first time that I'm actually going to look up the proper lyrics, so I have no idea what I'll get...

    This is what I sing:

    Stinking with a fat, shaking hands
    Dopey morning dump grumpy ahmps
    Little wonder, little wonder then, you little wonder little wonder, you

    Big screen dolls, tics and explosions
    Sleepy time, that's all good news
    Little wonder then, little wonder, you little wonder little wonder, you

    What the lyrics really are:

    Stinky weather, Fat shaky hands
    Dopey morning Doc, Grumpy gnomes
    Little wonder then, little wonder
    You little wonder, little wonder you

    Big screen dolls, tits and explosions
    Sleepytime, Bashful but nude
    Little wonder then, little wonder
    You little wonder, little wonder you
    Well shit, I wasn't all that far off! Actually, my version might make more sense...


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    Not Sure if you all have heard of "Dem Franchize Boyz" (Hip Hop/Rap)
    The Chorus (and name of the song) is “Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It”
    My 4 year old Niece sings “Be a Little, Broccoli”!
    hehehehe!!!

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    I usually completely fuck up the lyrics to "Lust for Life," but the worst part is that I hear "just like violating chickens" instead of "that's like hypnotizing chickens."

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland
    yeah great thread; from the song "Blinded by the LIght"
    I heard "Wrapped up like a douche...."
    instead of "Revved up like a duece...."
    Glad I read ahead! I was just about to post that classic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaSchifosaVita
    I always sang "Faded" by SoulDecision completely wrong.
    Mine (Real)
    When I get you Oliver(all alone)
    I'm gonna move in nice and close
    Ain't nobody gonna hinder on(interrupt) my game, oh no
    Ever since you've been hangin' around
    I've been trying to figure out
    What I'm gonna say to you to get something, yeah

    Karimandu(Couldn't we do) what we did last night
    Couldn't baby you and I be better friends
    Don't you think it's time we went a bit further, oh yeah
    Every night when we say goodbye
    Harold don't care fucking in your eyes
    (how can I help looking in your eyes0
    Wondering why that you and I haven't hit it
    Can we get it on
    Good one Are you from Vancouver or Canada? There are two versions of this song. One is I think for radio and the other one is dirtier (I dled this version unknowingly)
    It goes
    When I get you all alone, I'm gonna take off all your clothes
    Quote Originally Posted by AyanEva
    Bring It On Home To Me by Sam Cooke

    He says (I think):

    "I'll give you jewelry and money too"
    I always thought it was: "I'll give you too late and honey too." This then evolved into "I'll give you two lips and money too."

    I could never figure out why it never quite made sense.
    AyanEva
    Is this the song that goes

    "If you ever~ change your mind,
    about leaving, leaving me behind, oh~
    Bring it to me, bring your sweet love~
    Bring it on home to me, yea~ yea~..."

    I thought it was "I'll give it to you yea~ and money, too"
    I loooooooooove this song, Joan Jett does a cover. Now I know who sang it originally.
    Last edited by moomies; July 21st, 2006 at 05:11 AM.

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