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    I used to think the line "Hey there, would you care..." from Led Zeppelin's Misty Mountain Hop was "Hey there woobie cat."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluebonnet View Post
    I used to think the line "Hey there, would you care..." from Led Zeppelin's Misty Mountain Hop was "Hey there woobie cat."
    Me, too. Except it was "whoopie cat".

    "Little Corvette" was the first Prince song I ever heard, and I actually though he was saying "video man come back"

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    Steve Miller - Big Old Jet Airliner. Friend used to sing "big old jet had a light on."

    Van Halen, the line was "got not love, no love you'd call real". My sister would sing, "got no love, no love in Korea"
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    Quote Originally Posted by JazzyGirl View Post
    Steve Miller - Big Old Jet Airliner. Friend used to sing "big old jet had a light on."

    Van Halen, the line was "got not love, no love you'd call real". My sister would sing, "got no love, no love in Korea"
    Lol I thought the Steve miller one was "big old North Carolina" and jimmy thought from that same van halen song that instead of "I'm living at at pace that kills" was " I will respect youu".
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    John Prine's Happy Enchilada is a common one....
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    Our young neighbor sang enthusiastically with the radio. Classics: "Ridin' on a Stone Cowboy" for "Like a Rhinestone Cowboy." And his version of War's "Why Can't We Be Friends" was "Why Can't Jesus Swim?"
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    Jesus doesn't need to swim; he walks on top.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Round John Virgin, mother and child......

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