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    Quote Originally Posted by alltoofamiliar View Post
    I have to admit that I like Ashlee's voice more than Jessica's.
    Jessica is such an "over-singer" and every time I see her perform (which is quite rare) I find her voice to be very nasal and completely annoying.
    Ashlee voice sound some what decent thanks to pro-tools and lip-syncing

    Ashlee is a gifted songwriter. If it had not been for the SNL snafu she would have been nomintated for the new artist Grammy.


    sorry I just really dislike this girl.

    Her producer, john shanks, gives her a cd of beats to listen to. the beats come from songs by ac/dc, rush, i mother earth and jimmy eat world. ashlee was to write new lyrics for the already established songs. Then john shanks writes a similar melody aka a ripoff of the song slaps his name and the cash rolls in
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    I recognise the words but can't think of the tune. She has nothing to feel sad about now, Jessica looks like a man and most people dislike her!
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    Default I Heart Ashlee's tits.

    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ View Post
    I really think they should just film her breasts for her video. Just like 5 minutes of Ashlee boobs.
    Here, here. I think she owes us some cleavage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReinaBikipatra View Post
    Ashlee is a gifted songwriter. If it had not been for the SNL snafu she would have been nomintated for the new artist Grammy.
    That's sarcasm, right? Right?!?

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    She bashed britney, but she shot her own foot on SNL, HAHAahahHAhmuah
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReinaBikipatra View Post
    Ashlee is a gifted songwriter. If it had not been for the SNL snafu she would have been nomintated for the new artist Grammy.
    If it wasn't for John Shanks Ashlee would be nothing. HE is the gifted songwriter. She "collaborates" with him and gets a co-writer credit. I can just see the collaboration now. "Um, like, OK, I thought we could maybe do a song about my sister? You know, about how she's blond and pretty and gets all the attention from my dad? And, um, like, how I felt left out a lot? Can we do something like that?" And then John Shanks writes the song.

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    Like I said if werent for other writers with talent, she would still have lamo excusing for writing about the same shit, in the shadow of her bro, I mean sister. But without her jess, she would still be nothing. They both a have that retarded thing about them that leaves you with that WTF?! look.
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    You could watch her tv show and see how little she actually did. I don't think they actually showed someone else writing the lyrics, but they had people come in and figure out the melody for her for each song, and tell her how to sing it.

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    Ass-lee makes me cry, too, when I think of all the talented people out there who will never become famous because they don't have pimp-daddies who know how to market them.
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    You would cry if your daddy kept tabs on your marriage and bra size.
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    Ashlee, for some reason, doesn't bother me as much as her sister. Sure, she's a complete goofball, but at least she isn't a transgendered hooker like Jess. Lately I think she's been looking kind of pretty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss_perfect View Post
    Ashlee, for some reason, doesn't bother me as much as her sister. Sure, she's a complete goofball, but at least she isn't a transgendered hooker like Jess. Lately I think she's been looking kind of pretty.
    Ashlee's is like one of those hermits that pick up shells. In her case she steals her identities, and is a maniac without one.
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    Yeah I agree, she's not the most original girl on the planet.

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    This site makes some good points. I've always thought Asslee is heading for a complete psychotic breakdown.

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    "She thinks she looks cool acting like a cocker spaniel on Adderall, when in fact she's too ignorant to realize she only looks like the dumb dork she really is"

    That's a very good web site, very educational too , thx
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