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    Default Captain Obvious reports: Britney Spears wants you to fuck her

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWyXO4MJBq0[/youtube]

    So the song's called 'If U Seek Amy', but really what she's saying is "F-U-C-K me", which is charming. I've always said, Britney Spears is a wholesome as soggy porridge. Lots of controversy going on with this song, which is ironically the only decent track on this circus of an album.

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    Oh, wow this song is horrible. Even her older music was a lot better. Does she sing anymore?

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    what drivel.

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    Ohhh, I get it. That's kinda clever.

    Obviously Twitney didn't think of it herself, but you just know that she started squealing and clapping her hands when someone explained it to her, the filthy skank!

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    Woke up at 5:00 am & couldn't go back to sleep. Came across this thread & made the mistake of listening to this awful song It didn't help me go back to sleep.

    The thing about it being clever, it might have been if the lyrics made any damn sense.

    "But can't you see what I see
    All of the boys and all of the girls are beggin' to if you seek Amy"

    Makes no sense. Fail.
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    ^I agree.

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    I agree it's kind of clever, wonder how long it Britt to get it.

    I heard it as:

    But can't you see what I see
    All of the boys and all of the girls are beggin' to F-U-C-K me.
    (if you seek Amy)

    The la la la la and oh baby baby shit is horrible.

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    Yeah, but the point of the song is that the F-U-C-K me part is innuendo, so the "if you seek Amy" should at least make grammatical sense.

    I have GOT to stop giving this any more thought
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    I must be totally dense, but I didn't get it initially.. I refuse to listen to the song but I Googled it and got an explanation.

    How the fuck does she keep finding new ways to be so trashy?

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    That's about as clever as the time my grandad taught me, at the ripe old age of 10, to hold my tongue between my fingers and say "granny's little red apples".

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    *plugging ears* la la la la
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    Yeah, but the point of the song is that the F-U-C-K me part is innuendo, so the "if you seek Amy" should at least make grammatical sense.
    You'd think.

    Makes sense when you read it as F-U-C-K me. but that should be besides the point.

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    oh how so NOT clever it clearly doesn't make grammatical sense nor does the song it's trash crap.

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    Ohhhhhh thats what the song means. It is pretty clever I have to admit. I read something in the newspaper about parents who bought the cd for their kids and are outraged that their 8 year old is walking around singing 'Eff you see k me'.

    And I don't care how 'pretty' she looks, her vagina is disgusting.... I'd throw up if I ever went near that. So the song isn't sexy, might have been if she never showed us the ugly. God, Britney not everyone wants to fuck you. Which is basically what she's saying in this song.

    The beat ok, but her voice (which is so studio generated), and the la la la makes me wanna shoot myself.



    Anyway, when I first heard the title I was wondering what the hell that song was about, and now that I know, all I hear is F U C K ME! Even scrolling through this thread I still didn't get it. But you say it out loud and it's clear as day.
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    She started off being marketed to pedophiles and now at least she's in charge of whoring herself. Touching.

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