April 29th, 2008, 09:09 PM
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Scarlett Johansson's new song
ScarJo Needs To Stick To What She's Good At
Wait....what is she good at? Breast wearing? Yeah, she's really good at that! So, here's the video for ScarJo's single " Falling Down" off her new album called " Boring Songs with ScarJo" or something like that. The song sounds like my mother trying to do her best Sinead O'Connor impersonation. My mother would probably sound better and put a little more emotion into it. ScarJo sounds like she sang this while taking a dump.
And the video is just as boring. Enjoy! You better have a few sips of coffee before you watch this crap, because it will definitely put you to sleep.
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YouTube - Scarlett Johansson - Falling Down [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]
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April 29th, 2008, 09:23 PM
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oh jesus that's fucking AWFUL... even with the vocoder they cant get her on key.. the pitch is all off... she's got at least 2 of her own voice tracks doubled up..
seriously.. it's like a drunken lawn party screaming some tune.. it reminds me of Roseanne.
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April 29th, 2008, 09:24 PM
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I just listened, it was awful! She is wailing and moaning.
That is Bowie in the background, although people probably already know that.
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April 29th, 2008, 10:18 PM
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She sounds crossed between Nico and Mazzy Star while thier faces are being hacked to death by a chainsaw. It also had as much emotion as a pebble.
Lol, that was shiiiite.
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April 29th, 2008, 10:28 PM
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What an excellent joke. This is even worse than i thought it would be. I hope the media eviscerates her for this tragedy.
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April 29th, 2008, 10:30 PM
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Hey, I finally found the cure for my insomnia!
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April 29th, 2008, 10:34 PM
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April 29th, 2008, 10:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by greysfang
What an excellent joke. This is even worse than i thought it would be. I hope the media eviscerates her for this tragedy.
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I knew you'd be pleased it is utter shit greys 
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April 29th, 2008, 10:50 PM
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I honestly didn't think it was bad as you all mentioned..is it suppose to sound like that?
I actually think the song could be amazing, if it wasn't her stupid ass singing it!
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April 29th, 2008, 10:53 PM
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And GawDAMN she is ugly. I am serious, how the HELL do people find her attractive? I've seen better heads on boils.
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April 29th, 2008, 10:54 PM
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I know what you mean it's like all her damn features are so close together, and then she looks brain dead. She is also a fucking awful actress.
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April 29th, 2008, 10:57 PM
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April 29th, 2008, 10:57 PM
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I like SJ and think she is extremely pretty but that song is awful.
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April 29th, 2008, 11:16 PM
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I knew you'd be pleased it is utter shit greys |
And I just know somewhere Alanis is laughing her horseface off.
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April 30th, 2008, 12:20 AM
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^ 
At least Alanis wins this one.
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