March 14th, 2008, 12:20 PM
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The Photoshop Awards: Madonna's "Hard Candy" Album Cover
SLUT!!!! This is the cover for Madonna's " Hard Candy" album due out April 29th. Madge's spokeswhore said the album is "about the juxtaposition of tough and sweetness." I'm all for memaws being slutty, but Madge needs to close the vadge already. We've seen that sour candy a million times.
The Photoshop Awards: Madonna's "Hard Candy" Album Cover | Dlisted
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March 14th, 2008, 01:44 PM
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Remember when she classed it up in the late 90's with Ray of Light? Stop trying to reclaim your pussyhood, Vadge, your time is over.
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March 14th, 2008, 02:11 PM
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ALSO of note, since Vadge is nearing her pension years, the title conjures images of that crappy stripe candy grandmas love having around their houses, in a bowl and fused into one big clump.
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March 14th, 2008, 03:07 PM
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she's MY age for godsakes. i dont wanna see MY legs spread, much less madonna's
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March 14th, 2008, 08:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimmlok
Remember when she classed it up in the late 90's with Ray of Light? Stop trying to reclaim your pussyhood, Vadge, your time is over.
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ITA! Music was the last album of hers that I liked.
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March 14th, 2008, 08:41 PM
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Have some shred of dignity as you approach the half-century mark and close your legs, no one wants to see your wrinkly vag, Madge!! She probably botoxes it too.
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March 14th, 2008, 08:42 PM
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I love it!!... love the fact that she remains the same... if she still got it, she sho can flaunt it... go material girl go!!... 
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March 14th, 2008, 09:13 PM
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yeah, the whole whore thing just doesn't get old.. *yawn*
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March 14th, 2008, 09:22 PM
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Her face looks old in that picture.
Um, what's the uh... theme? Motif? Character? What am I trying to say here... you know how she adopts some kind of persona with each album, like a pimp, or a cowgirl, or a dominatrix, or a disco girl, or whatever?
What's this one? The only thing I can come near to envisioning here is a boxer, and if that's it, then it's WEAK.
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March 15th, 2008, 01:14 AM
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Sorta been there done that?
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March 15th, 2008, 01:40 AM
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She was such a whore.
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March 15th, 2008, 02:19 AM
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I hate it. it's gross.
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March 15th, 2008, 02:22 AM
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Madonna needs to stop trying to recapture her lost whoredom.
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March 15th, 2008, 04:12 AM
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Boxing theme this time?
I haven't heard her new song but I hate Justin T
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March 16th, 2008, 01:44 AM
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Oh for pete's sake...
You know, one day Madonna is going to suddenly start ageing and then she'll be royally fucked.
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