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    The Photoshop Awards: Madonna's "Hard Candy" Album Cover




    SLUT!!!! This is the cover for Madonna's "Hard Candy" album due out April 29th. Madge's spokeswhore said the album is "about the juxtaposition of tough and sweetness." I'm all for memaws being slutty, but Madge needs to close the vadge already. We've seen that sour candy a million times.



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    Remember when she classed it up in the late 90's with Ray of Light? Stop trying to reclaim your pussyhood, Vadge, your time is over.
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    ALSO of note, since Vadge is nearing her pension years, the title conjures images of that crappy stripe candy grandmas love having around their houses, in a bowl and fused into one big clump.
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    she's MY age for godsakes. i dont wanna see MY legs spread, much less madonna's
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Remember when she classed it up in the late 90's with Ray of Light? Stop trying to reclaim your pussyhood, Vadge, your time is over.
    ITA! Music was the last album of hers that I liked.

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    Have some shred of dignity as you approach the half-century mark and close your legs, no one wants to see your wrinkly vag, Madge!! She probably botoxes it too.

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    I love it!!... love the fact that she remains the same... if she still got it, she sho can flaunt it... go material girl go!!...
    if it comes in pink... I'll take it!!


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    yeah, the whole whore thing just doesn't get old.. *yawn*
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    Her face looks old in that picture.

    Um, what's the uh... theme? Motif? Character? What am I trying to say here... you know how she adopts some kind of persona with each album, like a pimp, or a cowgirl, or a dominatrix, or a disco girl, or whatever?

    What's this one? The only thing I can come near to envisioning here is a boxer, and if that's it, then it's WEAK.
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    Sorta been there done that?


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    She was such a whore.

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    I hate it. it's gross.

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    Madonna needs to stop trying to recapture her lost whoredom.

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    Boxing theme this time?

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    Oh for pete's sake...
    You know, one day Madonna is going to suddenly start ageing and then she'll be royally fucked.

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