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    this is what's rumored to be Paris' Album cover. There was a bigger version floating around with a PH on the right, but no title. she looks beautiful
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    Um, are her boobs really that big? That doesn't even look like her. I didn't know she had an album, but I'm thinking it's going to be next to K-Fed in the Narcissistic No-Talent section of your local music store.
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    her album is supposed to drop early next year, like in january i think. haha, she wishes her boobs were that big LOL

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    It's almost the same one as her book cover.

    I guess they only got 1 good shot and just decided to photoshop it.

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    She looks like shit as always.

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    Even with photoshop.

    That's sad.
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    Her nose looks very loooong......longer than normal.
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    it wouldn't be so bad on a guy though

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    it looks like they covered half of the face so the wonky eye wouldn't be so noticible.
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    does anyone think this looks like britney's onyx hotel banner? the one where's she's grabbing the ribbon halfway across her face? it's in the video where she dies, but then like doesnt.

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    hm..at first i thought this was a joke..and that the pic was really of a tranny..is she serious? WHO is actually going to buy it?
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    long nose!! fake hair, colored contacts, unreal boobs, mystic "tan". pretty much what i expected. and photoshopped. but im sure the great music inside makes up for all that

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    I don't like her hair and the pose of her neck, definitely not a good pic anyway!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roller Girl View Post
    it looks like they covered half of the face so the wonky eye wouldn't be so noticible.
    That is definitely what they've done!

    Hang on, wait, Paris Hilton - Album cover??? Say it aint so!! What is she gunna sing? How much is that doggy in the window? with her pathetic little fake girly voice??

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    if you took all the flesh in her ass and boobs, it still wouldn't be enough to give her the cleavage she has in that pic. sooo fake. besides, she looks so much better with her naturally flat chest.

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