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    Obvious Relient K fantard, check out it's name- 'NailPierced'.

    Suprised its avatar isn't jebus nailed to the cross....

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    I love the Drops of Jupiter song, who gives a crap if it makes sense! Ha.
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    I was specifically looking for MacArthur Park on there. Woo hoo. I had never heard that song until one day I was the nail salon and I looked at Theresa and said "Are you listening to this song?" and she said "Yeah, it's weird." We both said "Is it about a cake???"
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    I nominate the song My Ding a Ling. Hate it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny View Post
    I nominate the song My Ding a Ling. Hate it.
    my dad used to make us sing that on road trips when we were kids! we loved it!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    my dad used to make us sing that on road trips when we were kids! we loved it!
    Yeah but ya'll were a bunch of ding-a-lings sooooooo
    Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nailpierced View Post
    ???
    1. Being Christian made u a stupid band when?
    The line PRoverbial, is making reference to the latter lien of I'll shy away from the specifics, and proverbial is supposed to make it less sure where the singer is, cause it throws off the person he;s singing to of his location... not very hard to figure out jease, think lyrics through before u call em dumb please. And by the way Relient K's song are excelent written, amazing flow, and play on words, leading simple catching chorus,


    "I found my new black shoes
    While cleaning out the bones left in my closet
    They were there with a bad excuse
    Bon voyage
    And I found a back up plan
    I'm grateful that I didn't have to use it
    But it's made up of real good friends
    Bon voyage"

    "When it all falls apart
    And you can't see
    The forest for the symmetries"

    "If anyone can make me a better person you could
    All I gotta say is I must've done something good
    I came along one day and you rearranged my life
    All I gotta say is I must've done something right
    I must've done something right"


    They have great songs, and christian or non-christian makes no difference, Bob Dylan wrote christian songs, and it seems non-christian songs today go

    "I wanna make love right na na na
    I wanna make love right na na na
    Wish we never broke up right na na na
    I wanna make love right na na na"
    how do you "think lyrics" ?...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nailpierced View Post
    The line PRoverbial, is making reference to the latter lien of I'll shy away from the specifics, and proverbial is supposed to make it less sure where the singer is, cause it throws off the person he;s singing to of his location... not very hard to figure out jease,
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    Its not possible to have a worst lyrics list without including MC Hammer's Pumps and a Bump. Seriously, wtf is he even talking about?

    Chorus x4:]
    Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump!

    [Verse 1:]
    Just when I thought could I hit another one
    So up jumps see me with the pumps and a bump
    All stiggitty stiggity girls, getting on my good nerves
    Looking like ice cream ready to be served
    Wreck it, check it, can I get in it
    If you wanna kick it with a G baby here's me
    Cause I come equipped, I'm a pimp, a slippity slip, I suppose you take a trip

    [Chorus x4]

    Pumps and a bump, now many say a big butt
    But if you're hip you know that it's a phone crud
    It's making the brothers go crazy in the 2-G
    Shake like a bottle girl fine as wine G
    So when I here I got a step (to a fine thing)
    Never been a coward (cause it's a eastside thing)
    Just step right up to the girl with the big butt
    Tell her what's up you got the pumps and a bump

    [Bridge:]
    Men: Ooooh! Everyone for the rest of your life there's a girl fucking tight!
    Ladies! All everyone there's a man who is tight who can hit it all night!
    We gotta get the pumps!

    [Chorus x4]

    I don't like 'em stiggity fat! (No!)
    I like 'em stiggity stacked (Yeah!)
    You wiggity wiggity wack if you ain't got biggity back (Awwww!)
    So when you hear the rump shaking on the dance floor
    Keep you bottling get your eyes and get hypnotized
    But a nigga like me will dance up to some chopping and chewing
    Keep em bottling you know I keep 'em bobbing
    I put my fingerprints all over that rump
    I'm guilty as hell but I love the pumps and the bump! (Ow!)

    [Chorus x4]
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    What about that milkshake song? They bring all the boys to her yard? I thought that was one of the dumbest songs/lyrics of all time,....but yet it raced up the charts for a time. lol

    I love Drops of Jupiter, too.

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    Milkshake was awesome.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    On Christmas this past year, my mother's boyfriend's 13 year old son brought his Xbox 360 over with Rock Band. Being that we are all old and lazy, we unlocked all the songs and set that bitch to random. Now, I know I was extremely drunk but even in my drunkenness I had to go "WTF?" to this...

    There is unrest in the forest
    There is trouble with the trees
    For the maples want more sunlight
    And the oaks ignore their pleas

    The trouble with the maples
    (And they're quite convinced they're right)
    They say the oaks are just too lofty
    And they grab up all the light

    But the oaks can't help their feelings
    If they like the way they're made
    And they wonder why the maples
    Can't be happy in their shade

    There is trouble in the forest
    And the creatures all have fled
    As the maples scream "Oppression!"
    And the oaks just shake their heads

    So the maples formed a union
    And demanded equal rights
    "The oaks are just too greedy,
    "We will make them give us light!"
    Now there's no more oak oppression
    For they passed a noble law
    And The Trees are all kept equal
    By hatchet,
    Axe,
    And saw....

    The sad thing is, people are convinced that the song is about this, that and the other, truly serious. Someone should tell Neil Peart because he swears it has no meaning at all. Just the thought of trees goofing around and acting like people popped into his head one day and he wrote a song.
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    THE SONG: Destiny's Child, "Bills, Bills, Bills"
    THE LYRIC: "Can you pay my bills?/Can you pay my telephone bills?/Can you pay my automo' bills?/Then maybe we can chill/I don't think you do/so you and me are through"
    THE VERDICT: Reader Tnicholes was surprised there was no Destiny's Child among our set of nominess, so here it is. Just one year later, they'd change their tune with "Independent Women." But still . . . was that how women saw men back in 1999? Were Destiny's Child simply reflecting the zeitgeist?


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    That song was actually talking to free-loading men who use laid around running up these women Bills, so they wanted them to pay their fair share/
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