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Thread: Death To All Your Senses: Billy Ray Cyrus’ Hip-Hop Sequel To Achy Breaky Heart

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    Default Death To All Your Senses: Billy Ray Cyrus’ Hip-Hop Sequel To Achy Breaky Heart

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    If you’re having the kind of day where you don’t really give a shit that your eye sockets will heave your eyeballs out onto the floor and your ears will close up along with your coochie and/or b-hole, then here’s the perfect thing for you.
    Because Billy Ray Cyrus got sick of Miley Cyrus getting all the attention by terrorizing the retinas of the masses, he shot a shit puddle of a video for the sequel to Achy Breaky Heart with help from Dionne Warwick’s rapping son Buck 22, Larry King and a bunch of twerking Thundercat hos. Thanks to Larry King’s intro, the song and the pile of cut-off raccoon tails on Billy’s head, this video is the unsexiest thing ever.


    Three questions:


    1. Who, besides Billy Ray and his accountant, asked for a sequel to Achy Breaky Heart?


    2. Why did Dionne Warwick let this happen?


    3. How am I still typing even though all of my bodily functions have pretty much shut down and turned on me for watching all 3:33 minutes of this musical torture device?
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    I got to 1:40. I couldn't do anymore. Just couldn't.

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    He looks like Miley with a thicker mustache while attempting to jam out to this horrid song. I couldn't watch this after a few seconds. That was just fucking awful.

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    Haha....I thought the same thing at 1:48.....couldn't, just couldn't......

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    What da fuck did I just watch?
    Rock the fuck on!

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    I think we may have just got a glimpse into the bowels of hell.

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    I got to 2:22. This piece of shit has just taken the title of "Worst Music Video Ever" away from Billy Squier's Rock Me Tonight.
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    I see the down fall of society is still traveling at a break neck speed. This types of things make going off the grid a helluva lot easier.

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    Made it to 1:22, soon as I hear that rap shit I'm done. Rap actually fills me with hate.
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