How Do You Dance?

SVZ · October 26th, 2005, 10:53 PM

I dance like a retard. what about you? tips, hints? What looks good?

muchlove · October 26th, 2005, 11:05 PM

I don't.

provence · October 27th, 2005, 01:25 AM

I studied ballet and tap when I was younger. Then studied ballroom dance. Soooooo, you'd think I could dance. Um, no. Well, at least not the cool club kind of dancing. When I used to go to clubs all I ever wanted to do was get a group of people together so we could do The Hustle.

If I'm in a store and I like the music that's playing I always start dancing around. I can't help it. When I was little in the 70's I used to practice disco dancing with my mom. I try to dance while I drive. You know, move the arms around a little. I know I look like an idiot but I don't care as long as I'm having fun.

Tiara · October 27th, 2005, 03:00 AM

Depends how drunk I am, if Im pretty sober I do the side-to-side step thing but as I get more and more drunk, the better I think I am so I end up looking like a ferret having a fit in sumones underpants!!

HWBL · October 27th, 2005, 05:48 AM

I dance like Elaine Benes in that Seinfeld episode

No, not really. Just average, bit seventies style, free style/soul.

buttmunch · October 27th, 2005, 05:54 AM

I need to be a bit drunk as well and then who knows? I THINK I'm dancing really well, but I could be doing an Elaine as well. But it's fun...

DisruptiveHair · October 27th, 2005, 05:56 AM

I dance very whitely.

Tenaj · October 27th, 2005, 06:29 AM

I have to be very drunk to dance which in effect doesn't improve matters at all!

SVZ · October 27th, 2005, 07:54 AM

i think i'll just stand in the corner, look like a bitch and do hairflips

October 31st, 2005, 01:59 AM

I am a great dancer. People ask-how did you learn to dance that way? When I was younger I got a lot off videos. I could vogue like Madonna. Now I just move like I like to...it's weird but as Latin people we are sometimes blessed with moves. No one ever taught me how to dance to salsa or cumbias. It is in the blood.

A*O · October 31st, 2005, 02:04 AM

I agree about the latin dance gene damn you - I dance like an anglo saxon Brit ie like a housebrick on valium. Not a good look. I will stand with SVZ and vogue in the corner thanks.

October 31st, 2005, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by A*O

I agree about the latin dance gene damn you - I dance like an anglo saxon Brit ie like a housebrick on valium. Not a good look. I will stand with SVZ and vogue in the corner thanks.

Prince Phillip is British but thinks he is African. He tries to get "down" on the dance floor. I literally COLLAPSE watching him. So funny. He does these pelvic disco thrusts.

HWBL · October 31st, 2005, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ReinaBikipatra

I am a great dancer. People ask-how did you learn to dance that way? When I was younger I got a lot off videos. I could vogue like Madonna. Now I just move like I like to...it's weird but as Latin people we are sometimes blessed with moves. No one ever taught me how to dance to salsa or cumbias. It is in the blood.

Well, I'm colored and people more or less expect you to be excellent in anything physical then, like sports or dancing. I'm only average so I'm a big disappointment to all people who have positive racial prejudices

Rogue · October 31st, 2005, 01:45 PM

I just dance. Have several fantastic dancer friends, so it's usually booty shaking to the music, little stage moves, but apparently I don't dance like a white girl?!

haggard · October 31st, 2005, 06:37 PM

I dont dance. I really have no rhythm and I feel like a retard because I never know what to do. The only "dancing" I've seen besides for sorts of ballroom things are like the hoochie grinding dry humping sort of club dancing, which isnt something I would want to do myself...