The Weirdest Pedophile Songs Of All Time

[witchcurlgirl]

Way back in the '60s, there emerged a bizarre musical genre--guys singing about their attraction to underage girls and how wrong it was!

In 1967, Neil Diamond belted the suggestive "Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon." ("Please come take my hand/Girl, you'll be a woman soon/Soon, you'll need a man.")

You can feel Neil's swelling hormones as he urges himself to just wait a few seconds till their lovin' will be right under the law.

A year later, Gary Puckett & the Union Gap came out with the way more decisive male-fantasy-wrapped-in-a-cautionary-tale "Young Girl," which went like so:

"Beneath your perfume and your makeup/You're just a baby in disguise

"And though you know that it is wrong to be alone with me/That come-on look is in your eyes."

But Puckett wasn't having it.

The song's highly ethical conclusion: "You'd better run, girl! You're much too young, girl!"

And "Go Away, Little Girl"--which was released in 1962 and reached a peak with the 1971 Donny Osmond cover--always gave me the creeps every time the phrase "little girl" came up.

But one song had the balls to actually embrace generation-mixing without shame or pretense.

1960 is when the world first heard "You come on like a dream, peaches and cream, lips like strawberry wine/You're 16, you're beautiful, and you're mine."

In 1974, Ringo Starr went to number one with his cover version of that sick mess--and by the way, the song was written by the Sherman Brothers of Mary Poppins fame!

They certainly knew about young, impressionable minds.




The Weirdest Pedophile Songs Of All Time - New York News - La Daily Musto




They totally forgot Zappa's Brown Shoes Don't Make It, and Gainsbourgh's Lemon Incest

[twitchy2.0]

Oingo Boingo Little Girls Lyrics

I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When they're around they make me feel
Like I'm the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good

They don't care if I'm a one way mirror
They're not frightened by my cold exterior

They don't ask me questions
They don't want to scold me
They don't look for answers
They just want to hold me
Isn't this fun
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too

(Repeat first verse)

They don't care about my inclinations
They're not frightened by my revelations

Uh oh take a second take
Uh oh it's a mistake
Uh oh I'm in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just too little
Too little, too little, too little
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too...

And I don't care what people say
And I don't care what people think
And I don't care how we look walking down the street

(Repeat Chorus)

(Repeat first verse)

[shedevilang]

Faith No More Edge Of The World Lyrics

Come here, my love
I'll tell you a secret
Come closer, now
I want you to believe it
I'll tell you all the things
You want to hear
Don't worry, baby
There's nothing to fear
Hey, little girl
Would you like some candy?
Look into my eyes
I've seen it all
Hand in hand
Together we fall
We'll sing and dance
And we'll find romance
And we'll stroll to the edge of the world
Come sit right down
Lay your head on my shoulder
It's not the point
That I'm forty years older
You can trust me
I'm no criminal
But I'd kill my mother
To be with you
We'll sing and dance
And we'll find romance
And we'll stroll to the edge of the world
Give me a smile
Let me see those pearlies
I'll do anything
For the little girlies...

[PinkCadillac]

They left out Clair by Gilbert O'Sullivan

Clair, the moment I met you I swear
I felt as if something somewhere
Had happened to me
Which I couldn't see

And then
The moment I met you again
I knew in my heart we were friends
It had to be so
It couldn't be no

But try as hard as I might do I don't know why
You get to me in a way I can't describe
Words mean so little when you look up and smile
I don't care what people say,
To me you're more than a child
Oh! Clair, Clair

Clair, if ever a moment so rare
Was captured for all to compare
That moment is you
It's all that you do

But why in spite of our age difference do I cry
Each time I leave you I feel I could die
Nothing means more to me than hearing you say
I'm going to marry you
Will you marry me Uncle Ray?
Oh! Clair, Clair

Clair, I've told you before
Don't you dare
Get back into bed
Can't you see that it's late
No you can't have a drink
Oh! all right then but wait just a bit
While I, in an effort to baby sit,
Catch of my breath what there is left of it.
You can be murder at this hour of the day
But in the morning this hour
Will seem a lifetime away
Oh! Clair, Clair

[msdeb]

Venus by Frankie Avalon

Hey, Venus
Oh, Venus
Venus, if you will
Please send a little girl for me to thrill
A girl who wants my kisses and my arms
A girl with all the charms of you
Venus, make her fair
A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair
And take the brightest stars up in the skies
And place them in her eyes for me
Venus, goddess of love that you are
Surely the things I ask
Can't be too great a task
Venus, if you do
I promise that I always will be true
I'll give her all the love I have to give
As long as we both shall live
Venus, goddess of love that you are
Surely the things I ask
Can't be too great a task
Venus if you do
I promise that I always will be true
I'll give her all the love I have to give
As long as we both shall live
Hey, Venus
Oh, Venus
Make my wish come true

[Seth82]

George Michael's Father Figure always striked me as an odd song

That's all I wanted
Something special something sacred -
In your eyes
For just one moment
To to bold and naked
At your side
Sometimes I think that you'll never
Understand me
Maybe this time is forever...
Say it can be

That's all you wanted
Something special, someone sacred -
In your life
Just for one moment
To be warm and naked
At my side

Sometimes I think that you'll never
Understand me
But something tells me together
We'll be happy

Refrain

(Baby)
I will be your father figure
(Oh baby)
Put your tiny hand in mine
(I'd love to)
I will be your preacher teacher
(Be your daddy)
Anything you have in mind
(It would make me)
I will be your father figure
(Very happy)
I have had enough of crime
(Please let me)
(So I am gonna love you)
I will be the one who loves you -
'Til the end of time

That's all I wanted
But sometimes love can be mistaken
For a crime
That's all I wanted
Just to see my baby's
Blue eyed shine
This time I think that my lover
Understands me
If we have faith in each other
Then we can be strong

Repeat refrain

If you are the desert
I'll be the sea
If you ever hunger -
Hunger for me
Whatever you ask for
That's what I'll be...

So when you remember
The ones who have lied
Who said that they cared
But then laughed as you cried
Beautiful darling
Don't think of me
Because all I ever wanted
It's in your eyes baby, baby
And love can't lie, no...
(Greet me with the eyes of a child)
My love is always telling me so...
(Heaven is a kiss and a smile)
Just hold on, hold on
I won't let you go, my baby

Repeat refrain

[Moongirl]

What's the name of that song that starts off with "She's just 16 years old, leave her alone, they say"; is it called Into the Night?

[twitchy2.0]

yes

BENNY MARDONES
"Into The Night"

(Paul Harrison, Larry Muller, Adam Clayton and Dave Evans)

She's just sixteen years old
Leave her alone, they say
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet
But I want you to know

If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen, ever seen

It's like having a dream
Where nobody has a heart
It's like having it all
And watching it fall apart
And I would wait till the end
Of time for you
And do it again, it's true
I can't measure my love
There's nothing to compare it to
But I want you to know

If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Oooooh, if I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen, ever seen
Yeah, Ooooooh....

[Ravenna]

1960 is when the world first heard "You come on like a dream, peaches and cream, lips like strawberry wine/You're 16, you're beautiful, and you're mine."

A lot of songs were about 16-year-old girls back then. That was the audience.

I like Into the Night and Father Figure, even if they are a little on the creepy side.

[witchcurlgirl]

Sonny Boy Williamson's Good Morning Little Schoolgirl, it's been covered by everyone from Muddy Waters to the Grateful Dead


Good mornin' 'lil school girl,
can I go home, can I go home with you?
Tell your mother and your father,
I'm a little school boy too

Woke up this mornin',
woke up this mornin',
I didn't know what to,
I didn't know what to do
I didn't have no blues,
baby, bit I couldn't be satisfied

I'm gettin' me an airplane,
I'm gettin' me an airplane,
get in my airplane
Gon' fly all oh-oh, gon' fly all over this land
I'm gonna find my little school girl,
find her in the world somewhere

Good mornin' 'lil school girl,
good mornin' 'lil school girl
Can I go home with, can I go home with,
can I go home with you?
Tell your mother and your father,
Johnny little school boy too

Come be my baby, come be my baby,
I buy you a diamond, I buy you a diamond ring
You don't be my little baby,
I ain't gonna buy you a doggone ring

[Sleuth]

Thank heavens for little girls - YouTube

My all time favourite pedophile song!!

[DeChayz]

What's the name of that song that starts off with "She's just 16 years old, leave her alone, they say"; is it called Into the Night?

yes

BENNY MARDONES
"Into The Night"

(Paul Harrison, Larry Muller, Adam Clayton and Dave Evans)

She's just sixteen years old
Leave her alone, they say
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet
But I want you to know

If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen, ever seen

It's like having a dream
Where nobody has a heart
It's like having it all
And watching it fall apart
And I would wait till the end
Of time for you
And do it again, it's true
I can't measure my love
There's nothing to compare it to
But I want you to know

If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Oooooh, if I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen, ever seen
Yeah, Ooooooh....

That song immediately popped into my head when I read the title - it always creeps me out.
And Larry Mullen, Adam Clayton, & Dave Evans as in U2? Who knew they were so pervy!?

[VeraGemini]

Daddy Should Have Stayed in High School by Cheap Trick

I've been waiting every night after school
For five long years, five long years!
I'll keep waiting there for five nights a week
'Cause I'm no fool

Ooh reeling and a-rocking
Rolling till the break of...
Ooh reeling and a-rocking
Rolling till the school break

I'm thirty, but I feel like sixteen
I might even know your daddy
I'm dirty, but my body is clean
I might even be your daddy

Ooh reeling and a-rocking
Rolling till the break of...
Ooh reeling and a-rocking
Rolling till the break of...

I like you, will you like me, yes?!
Sorry, but I have to grab you
You look better completely undressed
Sorry, but I have to have you

I'm thirty, but I feel like sixteen
How would you like some candy?
I'm thinking more than a kiss
With me, spank me, grab me

[faithanne]

As much as I love Kate Bush, this is just creepy:

The Infant Kiss

say good night-night
I tuck him in tight.
But things are not right.

What is this? An infant kiss
That sends my body tingling?

I've never fallen for
A little boy before.
No control.

Just a kid and just at school.
Back home they'd call me dirty.
His little hand is on my heart.
He's got me where it hurts me.
Knock, knock. Who's there in this baby?
You know how to work me.

All my barriers are going.
It's starting to show.
Let go. Let go. Let go.

I cannot sit and let
Something happen I'll regret.
Ooh, he scares me!

There's a man behind those eyes.
I catch him when I'm bending.

Ooh, how he frightens me
When they whisper privately.
("Don't Let Go!")
Windy-wailey blows me.

Words of caress on their lips
That speak of adult love.

I want to smack but I hold back.
I only want to touch.

But I must stay and find a way
To stop before it gets too much!

All my barriers are going.
It's starting to show.
Let go. Let go. Let go.
(Don't let go!)

[greysfang]

Ew.