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Thread: There is ALWAYS time to look back and LAUGH at Jennifer Lopez

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    Default There is ALWAYS time to look back and LAUGH at Jennifer Lopez

    Her song "Dear Ben"
    Spoken:] You're perfect.

    I just can't control myself,
    I can't be with no one else,
    seems i'm addicted to the way you like to touch me
    I don't think they understand,
    why I love at your command,
    from the words you speak,
    so deep about it's need I have to have you,

    [Chorus:]
    I love you, you're perfect,
    a manifestation of my dreams,
    you make my body feel,
    about a million different things

    I think God made you for me,
    a mix of passionate fidelities,
    baby you're so complete,
    I write this song to let you know,
    that you will always be
    my lust, my love, my man,my child, my friend, and my king,

    [Chorus:]
    I love you, you're perfect,
    a manifestation of my dreams,
    you make my body feel,
    about a million different things
    theres no way i'd leave you, it is not a reality,
    sometimes I feel like I'm living in a fantasy.

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    Default Re: There is ALWAYS time to look back and LAUGH at Jennifer Lopez

    looks like a 13-year-old poem

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    Default Re: There is ALWAYS time to look back and LAUGH at Jennifer Lopez

    Written by a kid who rides the short bus.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Default Re: There is ALWAYS time to look back and LAUGH at Jennifer Lopez

    Hehehe, Ben did her really good.

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    Default Re: There is ALWAYS time to look back and LAUGH at Jennifer Lopez

    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok
    Written by a kid who rides the short bus.
    Wearing a helmet & a harness.
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Default Re: There is ALWAYS time to look back and LAUGH at Jennifer Lopez

    This is such a coincidence!! I was JUST looking at the lyrics of this song last night, and thinking I should post them on here for a good laugh!

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    Default Re: There is ALWAYS time to look back and LAUGH at Jennifer Lopez

    "my lust, my love, my man,my child, my friend, and my king"


    I can just see the cheese dripping from it. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESY!

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    Default Re: There is ALWAYS time to look back and LAUGH at Jennifer Lopez

    Quote Originally Posted by StayYoung&Pretty
    "my lust, my love, my man,my child, my friend, and my king"

    And then she pooped herself while having sex with him

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    Default Re: There is ALWAYS time to look back and LAUGH at Jennifer Lopez

    Holy shit that is funny......

    Hope she's mortified that that song is out there.....

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    Default Re: There is ALWAYS time to look back and LAUGH at Jennifer Lopez

    I am happy to report that the only song I really know by this 'singer' is Waiting for Tonight and that's only because when my little boy was about 3, he was obsessed with this song. I know, I know, it was bordering on child abuse to even let him hear it but Mr. butt and I thought it best he get the cheese factor out of his system early on so he could then move on to more acceptable musical tastes (which he thankfully has).
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    Default Re: There is ALWAYS time to look back and LAUGH at Jennifer Lopez

    Bennifer was an extremely hysterical incident in the history of Hollywood.

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    Default Re: There is ALWAYS time to look back and LAUGH at Jennifer Lopez

    ^^And now the freakshow that is her and Skelator is the funniest shit going!

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