There is ALWAYS time to look back and LAUGH at Jennifer Lopez

dakodas · March 26th, 2006, 01:26 PM

Her song "Dear Ben"

Spoken:] You're perfect.

I just can't control myself,
I can't be with no one else,
seems i'm addicted to the way you like to touch me
I don't think they understand,
why I love at your command,
from the words you speak,
so deep about it's need I have to have you,

[Chorus:]
I love you, you're perfect,
a manifestation of my dreams,
you make my body feel,
about a million different things

I think God made you for me,
a mix of passionate fidelities,
baby you're so complete,
I write this song to let you know,
that you will always be
my lust, my love, my man,my child, my friend, and my king,

[Chorus:]
I love you, you're perfect,
a manifestation of my dreams,
you make my body feel,
about a million different things
theres no way i'd leave you, it is not a reality,
sometimes I feel like I'm living in a fantasy.

corteux · March 26th, 2006, 06:38 PM

looks like a 13-year-old poem

Grimmlok · March 26th, 2006, 10:45 PM

Written by a kid who rides the short bus.

ralphycnan · March 26th, 2006, 10:52 PM

Hehehe, Ben did her really good.

Lobelia · March 27th, 2006, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

Written by a kid who rides the short bus.

Wearing a helmet & a harness.

olivia720 · March 27th, 2006, 02:03 AM

This is such a coincidence!! I was JUST looking at the lyrics of this song last night, and thinking I should post them on here for a good laugh!

DitaPage* · May 19th, 2006, 08:46 PM

"my lust, my love, my man,my child, my friend, and my king"

I can just see the cheese dripping from it. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESY!

tiggle · May 21st, 2006, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StayYoung&Pretty

"my lust, my love, my man,my child, my friend, and my king"

And then she pooped herself while having sex with him

LynnieD · May 21st, 2006, 01:35 PM

Holy shit that is funny......

Hope she's mortified that that song is out there.....

buttmunch · May 21st, 2006, 04:48 PM

I am happy to report that the only song I really know by this 'singer' is Waiting for Tonight and that's only because when my little boy was about 3, he was obsessed with this song. I know, I know, it was bordering on child abuse to even let him hear it but Mr. butt and I thought it best he get the cheese factor out of his system early on so he could then move on to more acceptable musical tastes (which he thankfully has).

Wonderwoman · May 21st, 2006, 04:57 PM

Bennifer was an extremely hysterical incident in the history of Hollywood.

LynnieD · May 21st, 2006, 06:02 PM

^^And now the freakshow that is her and Skelator is the funniest shit going!