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    Default Kim Kardashian's autotuned bland overproduced piece of crap is out

    Kim Kardashian Premieres New Single 'Jam' - Hot or Not?

    March 2nd, 2011 11:59am EST

    Kim debuted her track live with Ryan Seacrest this morning and revealed she was so nervous. "I'm human, I've never sang [sic] before! This is definitely something I don't do, so for me to step outside of my comfort zone and do thisóworld premiere it on KIIS FM with Ellen and Ryan Seacrest, this is a really big deal!" she explained.

    and you can listen to it, if you absolutely must, at the source: Kim Kardashian Premieres New Single 'Jam' - Hot or Not? - Starpulse.com
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    i listened to this, and its horrific. Fucking Ryan Seacrest and his Kardashian fetish.
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    That is so bad and terribly autotuned it makes "hold it against me" sound like a live performance.

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    That's so awful! That's not even singing.
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    The one time I click on a Twitchy link and I'm subjected to a horrific auditory assault.

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    I really wished I hadn't clicked on that link and listened to that awful auto tune crap

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    It's her stupid, breathy, little-girl talking voice auto tuned up the wazoo.

    What happened to when people actually had to be able to sing and have talent to make a record?!?!? Gawd, it pisses me off!
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    Her voice is so bad that even autotune cannot save it. She has no vibrato or melody in her voice at all.

    I wonder how many dudes she had to suck and fuck to be able to record this awful shit.

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    I think the "I never sang before" comment pretty much sums up the state of popular music today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mivvi21 View Post
    Her voice is so bad that even autotune cannot save it. She has no vibrato or melody in her voice at all.

    I wonder how many dudes she had to suck and fuck to be able to record this awful shit.
    Exactly what I was thinking! I couldn't even make it through the whole song! I knew they were gonna autotune the shit out of this song so I thought she would sound tolerable but OMG! Bitch can't sing at all! She can't even carry a fucking tune she's so flat! I hate to say this but even Paris Hilton can sing better than her. How sad is it that a dumb bitch like Paris Hilton has more talent than you?

    Oh yeah, and fuck Ryan Seacrest and his ass-kissing ways! He's such an annoying little brown noser!

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    I hate her so fucking much. Just do us all a favour and DIAF already.
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    agree with all..quick question DIAF=die in a fire?

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    ^ As far as Im aware, yes.

    As for this music, what the heck is this? You know the worst part? This sounds like a club hit and you can be sure theyre going to play it all the time on her show.

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    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4bmK-acEM[/YOUTUBE]

    Seriously. Bout the same, with autotune.
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    The song is available on mp3 skull. It shouldn't be. It's godawful shit.


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