Kim Kardashian's autotuned bland overproduced piece of crap is out

**twitchy2.0** · March 3rd, 2011, 11:35 AM

Kim Kardashian Premieres New Single 'Jam' - Hot or Not?

March 2nd, 2011 11:59am EST

Kim debuted her track live with Ryan Seacrest this morning and revealed she was so nervous. "I'm human, I've never sang [sic] before! This is definitely something I don't do, so for me to step outside of my comfort zone and do this—world premiere it on KIIS FM with Ellen and Ryan Seacrest, this is a really big deal!" she explained.

and you can listen to it, if you absolutely must, at the source: Kim Kardashian Premieres New Single 'Jam' - Hot or Not? - Starpulse.com

**msdeb** · March 3rd, 2011, 11:50 AM

i listened to this, and its horrific. Fucking Ryan Seacrest and his Kardashian fetish.

**LouLaLa** · March 3rd, 2011, 12:14 PM

That is so bad and terribly autotuned it makes "hold it against me" sound like a live performance.

**Brah** · March 3rd, 2011, 02:31 PM

That's so awful! That's not even singing.

**CornFlakegrl** · March 3rd, 2011, 04:23 PM

The one time I click on a Twitchy link and I'm subjected to a horrific auditory assault.

**Seth82** · March 3rd, 2011, 04:46 PM

I really wished I hadn't clicked on that link and listened to that awful auto tune crap

Can I have my 5 minutes back lol

**eeyore0101** · March 3rd, 2011, 04:58 PM

It's her stupid, breathy, little-girl talking voice auto tuned up the wazoo.

What happened to when people actually had to be able to sing and have talent to make a record?!?!? Gawd, it pisses me off!

**Mivvi21** · March 3rd, 2011, 06:43 PM

Her voice is so bad that even autotune cannot save it. She has no vibrato or melody in her voice at all.

I wonder how many dudes she had to suck and fuck to be able to record this awful shit.

**Grimmlok** · March 3rd, 2011, 08:40 PM

I think the "I never sang before" comment pretty much sums up the state of popular music today.

**SillyME54** · March 4th, 2011, 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by Mivvi21

Her voice is so bad that even autotune cannot save it. She has no vibrato or melody in her voice at all.

I wonder how many dudes she had to suck and fuck to be able to record this awful shit.

Exactly what I was thinking! I couldn't even make it through the whole song! I knew they were gonna autotune the shit out of this song so I thought she would sound tolerable but OMG! Bitch can't sing at all! She can't even carry a fucking tune she's so flat! I hate to say this but even Paris Hilton can sing better than her. How sad is it that a dumb bitch like Paris Hilton has more talent than you?

Oh yeah, and fuck Ryan Seacrest and his ass-kissing ways! He's such an annoying little brown noser!

**SuriCruise** · March 4th, 2011, 02:33 AM

I hate her so fucking much. Just do us all a favour and DIAF already.

**SunShine23** · March 5th, 2011, 10:52 PM

agree with all..quick question DIAF=die in a fire?

**NVash** · March 11th, 2011, 02:02 AM

^ As far as Im aware, yes.

As for this music, what the heck is this? You know the worst part? This sounds like a club hit and you can be sure theyre going to play it all the time on her show.