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Thread: Britney Spears' new horrible song "Hold It Against Me"

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    Default Britney Spears' new horrible song "Hold It Against Me"





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    LOL she looks just like the single cover,right?!
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    The autotune couldn't get more obvious.
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    Eh it's nothing special.

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    A song like "Womanizer" is subpar pop, but whoever created it knew it, so they knew they had to make the hook in the chorus repeat umpteen times. The dumbest pop songs can become hits if they have a hook which can be run into the ground, because then it sticks in listener's heads.

    The problem with this song is that it is so bland and generic. It lacks a good hook or chorus. "Womanizer" is basically five words repeated over and over again against a hook, but this is just filled with needless lyrics and, what's worse, is the lyrics are utterly bland. "3" is another song of hers that had a dumb chorus, but the chorus was rammed down your throat so you couldn't forget it. I couldn't sing a lick of this song and I just listened to it.
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    It's nothing special, an easy song to dance at clubs. Isn't Gaga coming up with her new album in April too? Gaga and Britney stans might be preparing for war
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    oh man. It reminds me of that line from Night at the Roxbury.

    Does she even sing anymore?? She always sounds like a computer.

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    Gaga's new album is scheduled for May with the first single released the day of the Grammys (in February). Originally it was rumored both would put out their new albums in February but it looks like Britney is scheduled for March now.

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    Lame song. Agree with NoNoRehab, even her other shitty songs were catchy and fun, this is just shitty and boring.
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    Aww poor little rich girl. Shouldn't she be in therapy rather than making crap like this?
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    Lame song that will probably be at #1 for 100 weeks and have 2 million downloads at Itunes.

    C'mon Brit, with all that $$ can't you invest in a new wig? Preferably a pink one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuriCruise View Post
    Lame song. Agree with NoNoRehab, even her other shitty songs were catchy and fun, this is just shitty and boring.
    Exactly. Booooring and not catchy in the least. Maybe this will be the final nail in her career's coffin. *fingers crossed*

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    Does this mean a concert tour is coming any time soon? I don't think this chick could handle it.

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    its pretty average

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    I kept seeing hype for her new video for this song and just saw it tonight and was like, WTF? That's the video they've been hyping for the past two weeks? It was totally pedestrian and looked like something Paula Abdul would've crapped out on an off day (and that is not even an insult to Paula).
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    I just watched the video as well. She barely dances in it at all. It looks like it took her a lot of effort to even pull off a video.

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