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    Smile Henry Rollins' advice for musicians





    You know why we love Henry Rollins? ‘Cause he tells it like it is. Here, his advice for musicians everywhere. If only he’d added in something about how lame it is to give women the typical rock star treatment, too.

    Henry Rollins Musician Advice | The Frisky
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    Preach it
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    I love Hank.
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    People are so easily sucked in by his faux humility, aren't they? I'm not saying he can't ever be nice or that he is as obnoxious as a lot of celebrities but Henry just reeks of the 'nice guy' faced we women bitch about. He seems to me like the kind of guy whose line is that he has no line, if you know what I mean. If I'm not mistaken he broke up with a girl via email. He fawns all over his guests on his show in a puke inducing fashion. He's good at what he does, but his internal damage is so transparent to me. And he ain't so hot anymore either.
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    .... Please have sex.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Actually Henry Rollins is a dick. But he's a brutally honest and self-depreciating one. I have enjoyed his books a bit. Not a huge fan of his show, he can seem a bit ingratiating at times, yeah.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    I fucking love him, dick or not.
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    Lol love it! I have heard unflattering things about Hank but we all have our flaws.

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    i dont care what kind of asshole he is, i love him.
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    my ex boyfriend played henry rollins to rev me up so i wouldn't be scared to go into a sex shop and buy a vibrator lol.

    i knocked over some lingerie and stuttered a shitload but by god henry, i got me a nice pink see thru penis toy!

    so you can imagine how much i love henry... dude's 'balls' are infectious.

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    Great sign.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    .... Please have sex.

    That was catty, but funny as hell.
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