Jennifer Lopez new shitty single-"Louboutins"

**mrs.v** · November 21st, 2009, 01:52 PM

This is JLo's new single. And it's called "Louboutins" (pronounced "Looweebatons" in JLo-talk). I understand if the title alone makes you want to shut down this browser window, open up your iTunes and punch it really really hard. I understand. Because once you realize this song is not a Digital Short from Saturday Night Live, you really won't be laughing.
This shit may be called "Looweebatons," but it sounds more like a shit-stained Payless pump lying in the gutter all alone after a homeless crackhead hooker lost it there while she was running from the police.

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**mtlebay** · November 21st, 2009, 01:58 PM

Can't believe I had the curiosity to listen to that--does she really have to repeat "Goin' on my Louboutins" eight times!!!???

**caramel** · November 21st, 2009, 02:09 PM

i will never buy loubotinis now that every bitch has ones

**sputnik** · November 21st, 2009, 03:27 PM

louboutins.
i have never seen a word spelled so many different ways. or pronounced so many different ways.

**calcifer** · November 22nd, 2009, 08:07 AM

if i was mr. louisbatans, i'd be having a nervous breakdown right about now.. *closes browser*

**SVZ** · November 22nd, 2009, 08:33 AM

holy fuck, this is really terrible. and annoying.

**Shelly** · November 22nd, 2009, 02:25 PM

I heared it the other day and I just HATED it! Such a stupid song, bet she's hoping to get some free shoes.

*DIVA! · November 22nd, 2009, 02:58 PM

FUUUUCCKK!! My ears are bleeding.

**Grimmlok** · November 22nd, 2009, 03:16 PM

Oh good another track run through the autotuner.. and really, is it necessary in this day and age to have fake fucking trumpet refrains? Seriously?

**Honey** · November 27th, 2009, 07:07 PM

Check out Jennifer Lopez looking sexy in a lace jumpsuit for the single artwork for her latest single, “Louboutins.” And of course, J.Lo is wearing Christian Louboutin heels!!!
“If the females get behind [the song] and they really get into the lyrics of what she’s saying and the metaphor, I think it could be a really, really big hit for her,” producer Tricky Stewart tells Vibe. “Anytime you work with an artist whose platform is so high and she’s gonna get exposure, we’re just hoping there’s a connection with those lyrics coming from her.”

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