The 10 Most Annoying Christmas Songs

**JeMHaDaR** · December 4th, 2011, 05:25 PM

sorry but i personally think any christmas song is crap

**MrsDark** · December 4th, 2011, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by shedevilang

You should find a way to make a new one and give it to the hubs as a gift

That's a great idea, now that you mention.

**shedevilang** · December 5th, 2011, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by MrsDark

That's a great idea, now that you mention.

awesome stocking stuffer that leads to great sexing times lmao

**Ravenna** · December 5th, 2011, 01:08 PM

I hate Paul McCartney so much for his stupid Christmas song. Worst ever. It's been in my head since this thread was bumped and

**BITTER** · December 5th, 2011, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by JeMHaDaR

sorry but i personally think any christmas song is crap

Not this one:
[YOUTUBE]Donny Hathaway- This Christmas [Original] - YouTube[/YOUTUBE]

**Kathie_Moffett** · December 6th, 2011, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by LynnieD

Yea, you all can SUCK IT---I fucking love 'Do They Know its Christmas'. Come on, its awesome 80's music! I love it like it's still 1986.

HOWEVER, and this comes from an insane Beatles fan, I LOATHE that Paul McCartney Xmas song. I mean, I immediately change the station or turn it off. I'd rather listen to static honestly. But I do kinda like the John Lennon song...

YES. The Lennon song can live. But Paul deserves a kick in the nuts for that horrible piece of shit.

Originally Posted by Rusalka

I forget where this is from, but I heard someone describe Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmastime as sounding like synthesized elephant farts and now whenever I hear it that's all I can think of. A pretty apt description IMO

A lot of his solo music sounds like that to me.

Originally Posted by Ravenna

I hate Paul McCartney so much for his stupid Christmas song. Worst ever. It's been in my head since this thread was bumped and

AND WE HAVE A WINNER FOLKS.

Hurray, you reminded me of some GOOD Christmas songs. Vince Guaraldi's music for "A Charlie Brown Christmas"--both his originals and his covers of songs like "Christmastime Is Here"--oh that whole album is just heaven. I play it every Christmas. Most everything else I play at the holidays is old, too.

With rare exceptions like Guaraldi, I think the art of Christmas music was dead by...oh...1958. I love Judy Garland singing "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" and Elvis's "Blue Christmas" but they don't make 'em like that anymore. Jeezus, even Ray Conniff's Christmas album is head and shoulders above any of the holiday shit recorded in recent years. At least it's really fucking perky and makes me laugh!

**Mel1973** · December 6th, 2011, 08:57 AM

Every fecking year, I have to mention how much I LOATHE that damned Christmas Shoes song! I'd like to meet the asshole that inflicted that one upon the world and just whip his ever-loving ASS! Take your shmaltzy, bullshit, crybaby bitch, boohoo, rhymy fucking song and shove it up your hack ass!

**SHELLEE** · December 6th, 2011, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

and the Kinks Father Christmas gives me a laugh.

WCG, I just wanted to thank you for putting this in my head. I have been singing it all freaking weekend!

**shedevilang** · December 6th, 2011, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by Mel1973

Every fecking year, I have to mention how much I LOATHE that damned Christmas Shoes song! I'd like to meet the asshole that inflicted that one upon the world and just whip his ever-loving ASS! Take your shmaltzy, bullshit, crybaby bitch, boohoo, rhymy fucking song and shove it up your hack ass!

I see you"re in the Christmas spirit lmao

**southernbelle** · December 6th, 2011, 10:50 AM

There is a radio station here that plays nothing but Christmas music from Thanksgiving through the end of December. This year, they even started early and began the Christmas-only music the week before Thanksgiving. It amazes me that they are able to do this without losing all of their listeners for those two months. I have the station programmed because I enjoy their usual music, and every time I accidentally select it while browsing stations and hear some schmaltzy Christmas song, I feel a flash of annoyance.

**pinkbunnyslippers** · December 6th, 2011, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by southernbelle

There is a radio station here that plays nothing but Christmas music from Thanksgiving through the end of December. This year, they even started early and began the Christmas-only music the week before Thanksgiving. It amazes me that they are able to do this without losing all of their listeners for those two months. I have the station programmed because I enjoy their usual music, and every time I accidentally select it while browsing stations and hear some schmaltzy Christmas song, I feel a flash of annoyance.

They do that in many cities. In Philadelphia B101 has had voting on their site on when to start playing Christmas music. One week before Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving day ,etc. I can't remember what day they chose. I go to Columbus, OH for Christmas and listen to their oldies station, that plays Christmas music non stop this time of year. I like it.

**twitchy2.0** · December 6th, 2011, 04:25 PM

I had a major epiphany in town the other day. From now on, I'm only shopping in Muslim owned businesses in December whenever possible. It made my shopping experience so much more pleasant.

**Mel1973** · December 7th, 2011, 09:16 AM

Sunny 99.1 radio station can SUCK IT!!

**southernbelle** · December 7th, 2011, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by Mel1973

Sunny 99.1 radio station can SUCK IT!!

Yep, that's the one! I do enjoy some Christmas songs, but the entire radio station being devoted to them for a month and a half is more than I can take.

**LynnieD** · December 7th, 2011, 09:54 AM

I stand by my original post: The Band Aid one rocks. Fuck you all.

And I like the John Lennon one too, so take that too, But dammit that George Michael one doesn't fucking END. Its like 10 minutes long for gods sake. Stop it please.