The 10 Most Annoying Christmas Songs

**Rusalka** · December 2nd, 2011, 06:29 PM

I forget where this is from, but I heard someone describe Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmastime as sounding like synthesized elephant farts and now whenever I hear it that's all I can think of. A pretty apt description IMO

**shedevilang** · December 2nd, 2011, 06:37 PM

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this song and the john lennon song are the only Christmas songs worth a damn, I hate Christmas songs so hard.

**twitchy2.0** · December 2nd, 2011, 07:36 PM

Just did some shopping and there's no way to limit the list to 10. WE HATES THEM PRECIOUS.

**shedevilang** · December 2nd, 2011, 08:44 PM

And don't even try and listen to the radio right now FFS!

**azoria** · December 3rd, 2011, 12:42 AM

Attention Retailers:

If you are playing shtitastic Christmas music in your store for my holiday shopping pleasure, I'm going to be running out the exit door so fast the sales clerks will be swept away.

I_HATE_*Christmas*_music

All of it. Every single note and reindeer. And my self-preservation radar goes Code Red at the very tiniest hint of Santa. I become a whirlwind of goneness from your store.

So do us both a favor and knock that crap off. Just stock some kind of decent merchandise that I want to buy and not some robocrap Cheapshitfromchina accompanied by sappy holiday loop music.

Your customer from hell,
azoria

**TheFarSide** · December 3rd, 2011, 01:13 AM

Originally Posted by azoria

Attention Retailers:

If you are playing shtitastic Christmas music in your store for my holiday shopping pleasure, I'm going to be running out the exit door so fast the sales clerks will be swept away.

I_HATE_*Christmas*_music

All of it. Every single note and reindeer. And my self-preservation radar goes Code Red at the very tiniest hint of Santa. I become a whirlwind of goneness from your store.

So do us both a favor and knock that crap off. Just stock some kind of decent merchandise that I want to buy and not some robocrap Cheapshitfromchina accompanied sappy holiday loop music.

Your customer from hell,
azoria

I think I may love you a little.

**hustle4alivin** · December 3rd, 2011, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by Algernon

I never had a strong dislike for Santa Baby, until I heard Taylor Swift singing it the other day. Wow, she took a little turd of a song and transformed it into a huge pile of pure, steaming horse shit.

Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers

Welp, it's that time of year again. I shall add to the list.

These songs are so annoying to me, I have to turn the station. I didn't like them when I was young, and still don't like 'em. In no particular order:

2. Santa Baby - Madonna (Too whiney and fake baby voice cooing)

Madonna's version of Santa Baby is horrid. My aunt loves the Eartha Kitt version and I played the Madonna version for her as a joke and she proceeded to curse me out and called me and Madonna everything but a child of God.

I can't stand "I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," particularly the Jackson 5 version. "Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer" is humorous but still annoying all the same.

**witchcurlgirl** · December 3rd, 2011, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by shedevilang

this song and the john lennon song are the only Christmas songs worth a damn, I hate Christmas songs so hard.

Me too. Although I do love the Pogues Fairytale of New York. Gotta love an Xmas song that says:

You're a bum,You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed

You scumbag, You maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse, I pray God it's our last

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and the Kinks Father Christmas gives me a laugh.

**SHELLEE** · December 3rd, 2011, 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

and the Kinks Father Christmas gives me a laugh.

Love this.

**sputnik** · December 4th, 2011, 12:18 AM

i hate christmas songs.
bah humbug.

**Grimmlok** · December 4th, 2011, 01:14 AM

The only xmas music i can take is the stuff sung by choirs. It has a bit of dignity.

**faithanne** · December 4th, 2011, 01:29 AM

I hate most Xmas songs, but a lot of that is because it's always so stinking hot and it pisses me off when I'm doing my shopping in the blistering heat listening to songs about snowmen, sleigh bells and crackling log fires. Where are the southern hemisphere Xmas songs like Frosty the Beer Glass? Or Fresh Prawns Roasting on an Open Barbie?

**pinkbunnyslippers** · December 4th, 2011, 11:05 AM

I don't know how to post the actual video (someone teach me please), but here are some dirty Christmas songs. I first hear these songs in the early 2000's.

Matt Rogers - Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer - YouTube Rudolph The Deep Throat Reindeer

Suck on my cock with lyrics - YouTube Suck On My Cock (Jingle Bells Parody)

**MrsDark** · December 4th, 2011, 11:47 AM

When my husband and I were both working the casinos (before the kid was born, after which we started getting Xmases off) I burned a CD of dirty Christmas songs that we listened to on the way down to work and back later that night so we could laugh our asses off.

I love the family stuff that's been tradition at our house since becoming parents. But I have some really good memories of the few holidays we had when it was just us. The very first Christmas we spent together after starting dating was at his parents house while they were away up north visiting their then only grandchild. We forgot about stores closing on Christmas day so our 'dinner' ended up being ham sandwiches and boxed mac and cheese obtained from a quick stop grocery, one of the few places open.

I wish I still had that dirty songs CD. But it probably got thrown out or lost when we moved to FL and then back. I remember hiding it so it wouldn't end up getting played when we started having family Christmases (with all the relatives including kids) at our house.

**shedevilang** · December 4th, 2011, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by MrsDark

When my husband and I were both working the casinos (before the kid was born, after which we started getting Xmases off) I burned a CD of dirty Christmas songs that we listened to on the way down to work and back later that night so we could laugh our asses off.

I love the family stuff that's been tradition at our house since becoming parents. But I have some really good memories of the few holidays we had when it was just us. The very first Christmas we spent together after starting dating was at his parents house while they were away up north visiting their then only grandchild. We forgot about stores closing on Christmas day so our 'dinner' ended up being ham sandwiches and boxed mac and cheese obtained from a quick stop grocery, one of the few places open.

I wish I still had that dirty songs CD. But it probably got thrown out or lost when we moved to FL and then back. I remember hiding it so it wouldn't end up getting played when we started having family Christmases (with all the relatives including kids) at our house.

You should find a way to make a new one and give it to the hubs as a gift