LOL! Me too!!!
Don't ever listen to Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas songs. The same thing will happen...*sing in the tune of Joy to the World* I pissed my pants! The toilet was just too far...I drank too much damn beer! I tried to hold it in...but my bladder just give in...And I pissed right in my drawers...right through my wrangler drawers...I pissed...I pissed through my wrangler drawers!