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    Santa Baby and Jingle Bell Rock make me want to stab people in the head with a fork.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    I hate Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmas Time. Surprised it didn't make the list.
    I'd like to punch Paul McCartney in the fucking face for this tripe! And I don't give a shit that he's Paul McCartney - he should KNOW better!
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    I like the Band Aid song and the John Lennon song and Paul's song as well and I like Bob Seger's version of Little Drummer Boy. *Waits to be punched in the face*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I'd like to punch Paul McCartney in the fucking face for this tripe! And I don't give a shit that he's Paul McCartney - he should KNOW better!

    I'd like to punch Paul McCartney in the head anyway, but I guess that song is a reasonable justification as well.

    Jon Bon Jovi - Please Come Home For Christmas. Hate it. Hate, hate, HATE IT! I would even listen to Moo Moo Kittyfuck warbling about all she wants for Christmas before I'd subject myself to JBJ's mess.

    Anyway, at the moment I'm not even venturing into a shop unless I have my earphones jammed in my ears and something like Rammstein cranked up loud enough to drown out the endless seasonal music droning over the in-store sound systems. It makes shopping a little more bearable at this time of year.
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    I can't believe Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer is not #1 on this list?! Gah.

    And failing to condemn Frosty the fucking Snowman?? How can you ignore something that obnoxious?

    Also missing but certainly deserving to be on the list, is the Jingle Bells barking dogs song. And ok, any version of Jingle Bells but the barking dogs is the worst.

    Whoever made this list missed the mark.

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    I cannot tolerate Feliz Navidad, as it is a bad ear-worm. Once heard, heard all day. I am not a huge fan of White Christmas, either. Enough, Bing!

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    One thing I noticed about Bing's Christmas ditties - he's got a chorus in the background and they sing most of the song. He doesn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lalique View Post
    Santa Baby and Jingle Bell Rock make me want to stab people in the head with a fork.
    Just had flashbacks from elementary school chorus, and they were not good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    One thing I noticed about Bing's Christmas ditties - he's got a chorus in the background and they sing most of the song. He doesn't.
    You're right! I never thought it about it but you're exactly right. Regardless, the song is tiring and worn out and it needs to STFU forever. It's not even a good Christmas song, regardless of whether it's the best selling song of all time or not. It needs to DIE.

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    I'm just so sick of Jingle Bells because I can't hear the tune without singing the Achmed the Dead Terrorist lyrics. Then it REALLY gets stuck in my head.
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    Anything Barbra Steisand, especially her version of Jingle Bells. Super bad.

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    Hey, I like the George Michael/Wham song.

    Ditto Feliz Navidad. I can't help it, it's catchy as hell.

    A Christmas song I lurve.... Annie Lennox's version of Winter Wonderland!
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    I can't seem to embed youtube videos either:

    YouTube - Six White Boomers

    When they hear this song Aussie kids know Santa is coming. The rest of the world says "WTF?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    I can't seem to embed youtube videos either:

    YouTube - Six White Boomers

    When they hear this song Aussie kids know Santa is coming. The rest of the world says "WTF?"

    Okay, I'm in love with this song. Is it from a Christmas Special or something? I need to find it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gas_chick View Post
    I like the Band Aid song and the John Lennon song and Paul's song as well and I like Bob Seger's version of Little Drummer Boy. *Waits to be punched in the face*
    *obliges gas_chick with a sock in the nose*
    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    I'm just so sick of Jingle Bells because I can't hear the tune without singing the Achmed the Dead Terrorist lyrics. Then it REALLY gets stuck in my head.
    Ha! I bought my son the Jeff Dunham CD - "Don't Come Home for Christmas" and that's on there and he loves it...
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