Jessica Simpson backstage at the MTV Movie Awards (06/03/2006)

**PurpleHaze** · June 5th, 2006, 04:53 AM

celeb-city

**MaryJane** · June 5th, 2006, 05:03 AM

Seems like everybody has this orange + glitter on their legs. And it looks good, I need to try something similar too

Beeyotch · June 5th, 2006, 06:38 AM

I want to like the dress, (it's a slutty version of a Diane Von Furstenberg) but she looks like she has two huge balloons on her chest.

Pervy Papa Joe still looks as creepy and inappropriate as ever. All I think about when I see him with Jessica is those sick "Double-D" comments he made.

Someone mentioned in DListed that her own mom once said in an interview how hard it was for Joe to give Jessica away at her wedding to Nick because he hated the idea of giving her away to another man who was going to have sex with her.

GROSS! Who thinks of their daughter in such sexual terms? Pervert! And Jessica's an idiot for being 25 and not catching on.

Lakesweetjane · June 5th, 2006, 10:41 AM

She looks so vacant, like even if she tried she couldn't form a thought.
And her dad's Beach Boys style is pathetic - like an old dude trying to be cool and 'hip'.
There is nothing worth mentioning about Jessica, too orange, too sparkly, face too blah, dad too creepy.

And to the comment ^^ I read that too. He is always with her, mentions her breasts, her sex life, he was all up in her marriage. But I see she can't think or do anything for herself, she needs someone to help her dumb, bimbo ass with every single thing she does. If he didn't tell her what to think she would have no thoughts at all!
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Goose · June 5th, 2006, 11:06 AM

Papa Joe has to get past the old blazer and T-Shirt Miami Vice look.

Laurent · June 5th, 2006, 11:19 AM

They're both dressed like jackasses. Her dress is awful and he doesn't understand the concept of age appropriate dressing.

Lakesweetjane · June 5th, 2006, 01:40 PM

She has no friends, her assistant who was her only 'friend' moved on, her dad was her date, her skin looks like leather, her lips are too big, she has no acting ability, she makes weird facial expressions, her legs are stumpy (really, take a good look at 'em) and she's orange. Oh wait, glittery orange.
Man, its so sad - this is what passes for celebrity and success in the industry - it baffles the mind!
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LynnieD · June 5th, 2006, 02:06 PM

They scare me. The two of them...

enctpc · June 5th, 2006, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by LynnieD

They scare me. The two of them...

I agree.. she is turning into Barbie with each outing and Papa Joe needs to get a razor and have a shave and act his age.... certainly one odd family....

Midnight · June 6th, 2006, 01:15 AM

I agree with everyone. Usually when celebs bring their parents to awards or premieres it is kind of cute but there is something icky about him. And don't forget the MTV making the video of "sweetest sin", he actually told Nick and Jessica on camera that they should be as affectionete as possible for the video because now that they were married " they could have all the sex they want." And he was also right there when she filmed her bikini scene in the TBAMFW video. I don't know about you guys, but my dad would rather jump off the trump tower than tell me to have all the sex i want (even if i was married) or watch me hump a car in a bathing suit.

calendargurl · June 6th, 2006, 02:37 AM

it's the freakin MTV awards and she brought her DAD!? She doesn't know one single person under 30 she could've taken instead?? And why couldn't she have picked out some extensions that actually match the color of her hair? I hate the two-toned look she's got goin on.

angelais · June 9th, 2006, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Goose

Papa Joe has to get past the old blazer and T-Shirt Miami Vice look.

You know he's gotta be sporting matching white hurache sandals too. What a dumb fuck.