Who is Suri Cruise's bio-dad? - Page 3

Geest · November 6th, 2009, 04:01 AM

I voted for some other dude, with the cousin (creepy Ethan from Lost, right?) as the source because..
1. if it was Hartnett's baby, there would be gossip of contracts, how to silence the bio father etc. I guess Hartnett would be all depressed about it etc. I think Katie would have broken down and told him first thing. (same with the Klein guy) Oh not to mention using the fact as leverage, Kati would not be so opressed because she would have all the rights to walk away from Tom anytime she wished without losing her daughter.
2. The problem with Tom is not that he is gay (Travolta did it, remember and how hard is it to jack off into a plastic cup while leafing through a magazine with big cocks in the title) it's that his little guys don't work. No wonder why he and Nicole had to adopt kids. And surprise surprise as soon as they went separate ways both managed to get hold of own babies. I know, there are cases when the couples are simply not compatible, yet do not have physical problem but I chose to believe the former.
3. For all legal reson (if Katie wanted to leave him and it turns out it's Hartnett's kid I don't think he would win Suri easily - if it turnes out it's the cousin's kid, do you think the cousin would not pass on his rights to Tommygirl instantly), genetic reasons and Co$ resons (not to mention making himself believe it's her blood) it had to be a Cruise who donates. A cousin in the same business as Tommygirl, not as successful and certainly not good looking but having the features - a big genetic experiment.

Poor Katie.

candace scandals & · November 6th, 2009, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Beeyotch

I'm still unsure, as I think it's possible she was a baster baby with some Cruise's sperm, even if not necessarily Tommy girl's.

I'm going with turkey baster but I agree with what you said Beeyotch.

But I could be persuaded to go with the Mapother guess.

jlo25 · November 6th, 2009, 04:29 AM

I've gone for Hartnett; it's all in the eyes for me.

Sleuth · November 6th, 2009, 04:42 AM

I still think Joshua Jackson..

buttmunch · November 6th, 2009, 04:56 AM

I can't believe 12 people actually think TinyTom is the father.

caramel · November 6th, 2009, 05:40 AM

I think Hartnett. And to me he always seemed depressed and isn't he a junkie now. I would do drugs if my baby was in Suris situation. He probably thought first that Suri is doing better without him but now have seen that she is too pampered and held as a mannequin to the media.

Shelly · November 6th, 2009, 06:28 AM

Do we have baby pictures of the potential fathers?

DitaPage* · November 6th, 2009, 06:48 AM

I really have no fucking clue. But she is Hartnett here!

This is such a fun game!

stef · November 6th, 2009, 08:08 AM

hartnett.
i know i'd totally have josh hartnett's baby... too bad he doesn't know me.

darksithbunny · November 6th, 2009, 08:21 AM

It is in the pudding.

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Originally Posted by Kittylady

Team Hartnett!

Wiseguy · November 6th, 2009, 09:10 AM

The story goes that when Katie Holmes split with her exboyfriend Chris Klein in March 2005, she may or may not have realized she was pregnant with his baby. She started dating Tom in April, 2005, and according to this tale, when Tom found out she was expecting, he not only didn’t MIND , but he insisted on taking credit for the pregnancy. They abruptly got engaged in June 2005. Since the baby was scheduled to be born too soon into their relationship, Tom and Katie faked the birth date. She actually gave birth months EARLIER than the announced birth. She wore padding for the last few months after the REAL birth, and made sure she was photographed. In case you don’t remember, Suri’s announced April 18 birth was oddly undocumented - there were no hospital records or specifics. Where WAS Suri born? Tom and Katie didn’t want their baby photographed because it would be apparent that Suri wasn’t newborn. After a few months it’s not so easy to recognize a baby’s exact age. Have you noticed that Suri has uniquely slanted eyes like Chris Klein?
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Chris Klein the biological father of Suri Cruise??

cmmdee · November 6th, 2009, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs

Team Other dude. Tom's cousin.

Me, too.

Shelly · November 6th, 2009, 09:41 AM

Crap! Suris eyes looks similar to Toms kid picture. I really want someone else to be the father...

Wiseguy · November 6th, 2009, 09:49 AM

Katie's pregnancy was the strangest I've seen on any celebrity:

bellini · November 6th, 2009, 10:16 AM

I voted Tom Cruise. Someone, I think here, posted a picture of him and his sister when they were littel. One of the sisters looks exactly like Suri. I don't think she was conceived the natural way though. Turkey baster was responsible for that.