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Thread: Who is Suri Cruise's bio-dad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    Unlikely I know but wouldn't it be great if Josh Hartnett won a Golden Globe next near and Ricky Gervase introduced him as Suri Cruise's dad.
    Well, I wasn't gonna be the first to say it. Sooooooooooo not gonna happen.

    Quote Originally Posted by stef
    you really should've asked him about this when you saw him.
    The facial expression alone would say it all, probably. Le'ts just say I wouldn't hesitate to say it if he was an arsehole. If I said it out of thin air that just makes me the arsehole.

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    Tom & Katie are the true biological parents. What should concern that family is how Scientology is going to screw up the kid. On top of that she's spoiled. When she gets older she's going to realize what she missed as a kid of famous parents - especially when one is a control freak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cornelison View Post
    Tom & Katie are the true biological parents.
    Can I see the DNA results please?
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    ^please please please please
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    Quote Originally Posted by cornelison View Post
    Tom & Katie are the true biological parents. What should concern that family is how Scientology is going to screw up the kid. On top of that she's spoiled. When she gets older she's going to realize what she missed as a kid of famous parents - especially when one is a control freak.
    and you know this because ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Can I see the DNA results please?

    Hell, I'd be content with a birth certificate.
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    I wonder if Josh and Chris know they are in the running for being Suri's dad

    I'm team Hartnett.

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    i don't think we've ever seen her smile before. she looks like a different person, i'm just trying to find out which person.


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    ^Apart from Klein they all have the same eyes. Tough call.

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    I think she really resembles that William dude as well as Tom.

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    She has Joshua Jackson's nose, people!!

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    And Emo Phillips' hair!

    my deepest apologies to Emo.
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    Could be Moe Howard's hairdo as well.
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    I'm just seeing Katie when she smiles.

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    Bumping this because of the article on ENT's site today:

    According to the National Enquirer, Katie Holmes was already pregnant before she even met Tom Cruise. The father of Suri according to them is Chris Klein. I personally have my doubts about Chris being the father, but whatever. It still makes for a much better story than Tom Being the father. I take that back. If Tom were the father than I would know an immaculate conception is possible so I guess that would make him being the father a bigger story.

    Anyway, the ever present "source" told the Enquirer that Chris Klein told him Holmes was pregnant and that Chris was the father. The source passed a lie detector test and had this to say to the Enquirer.

    “We were having dinner at Cafeteria, a restaurant in NY’s Chelsea district, when Chris blurted out ‘Dude, you know I got Katie preggers.’

    If Chris Klein actually used those words, then I would guess Chris was talking to his boyfriend and that he just watched Katie get pregnant. What guy has ever said the word preggers? Ever? In the history of the world?

    “There was a long silence. I realized Chris had said more than he intended. My next thought was: 'What happened to the baby?'”

    Why didn't Chris want to say anything? If he got paid off, he didn't get much because he is not exactly living large. Further, if promises were made to help his career, then he should get on the phone pretty quick because his career is fading away almost as fast as Katie's.

    The source added: “From the look in Chris’ eyes, I realized this was highly personal. I didn’t want to probe any further. We quickly went on to another topic.

    Well then what kind of friend are you? Friends dig and probe and find out everything they can, so that way when they do end up selling the story to the Enquirer you have something to share and show for your questions other than one sentence which sounds great until you read the damn word preggers.

    “Chris never brought it up again, but I know he must be reminded of Katie’s pregnancy every time he sees her daughter.”

    Notice that the friend calls Suri her daughter. Not Chris' daughter, or their daughter. If this source was so convinced that Suri was Chris Klein's kid, how come he didn't say his daughter? What the Enquirer did was play fast loose with the quotes of the person. If you look very carefully, you will notice that the source never says the baby is not Tom Cruise's baby. The source says Katie got pregnant by Chris, but we don't know exactly when that pregnancy occurred. Then at the end, the source says Katie's baby. If Suri is Tom and Katie's baby, it is not lying to say that Suri is Katie's baby. Nice job by the Enquirer, and very libel proof.

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