What are your predictions for 2008?

[LynnieD]

Oh you all have it down......so, I have not a lot to add EXCEPT:


Hillary Clinton will be our next President!

[SSDiva]

^^FROM YOUR MOUTH TO GOD'S EARS!!!

[LynnieD]

PARDON ME! I should have said the American's, will have Hillary as our next President!

*please please please please*"

[DontMindMe]

-Nicole Richie's baby will weigh more than she does.
-More celebs will be sucked in my the CO$.
-Katie Holmes will get pregnant again, but this time Tom and his turkey baster won't be involved.
-Britney will finally snap and either kill herself or someone else.
-Oprah's giant head will finally explode. It will take hundreds of volunteers weeks to clean up all the shards if her once-massive broken ego. (what, I can pray can't I?)

[NicoleWasHere]

My predictions (that have probably already been brought up; laugh as I try to be serious/sarcastic about this):

Britney Spears will try to kill herself, because people will eventually stop paying attention to her. She'll fail miserably, and try to kill herself again but might kill someone else in the process. In a depressed rage, she'll go out and screw a police officer to keep her out of jail, and give birth to meth twins, thus making us even more miserable with her stupid shit.

Amy Winehouse might die of a drug overdose or by some other means of suicide.

Lindsay Lohan will finally fade into obscurity, only kinda sober, and only for Ali Lohan to become the next biggest trainwreck.

Beavis and Butthead will be the next biggest pornstars the industry has to offer.

Rumer Willis will get a new freaking face.

Paris Hilton gets her junk pierced and soon realizes she broke it

The Presidential elections will somehow be severely rigged into letting John McCain be our next president... Which will at least cause me to want to flee to Mexico.

Despite her fears, Nicole Richie will probably be a good mother at first. However, Joel Whats-his-face realizes he doesn't want any part of it, and he ditches Nicole and the baby, causing Nicole to have sort of a resentment toward the baby for causing "her man" to ditch her. This will clear up once she finds a new guy and gets pregnant again.

Paris Hilton will continue to be jealous of everyone that's having a baby before her, so she'll screw Starving Nachos and concieve triplets, thus contridicting what I said earlier and will cause everyone in the world to have mass hysteria and grief. At birth, they'll be trained to wear blue contacts and their hair will be bleached immediatly.

People will be wondering who George Micheal is.

I will rule the world.

[iluvgossip]

One of the gossip girls will become the new paparazzi hot ticket...then train wreck.
Paris Hilton will become pregnant and in a one in a million chance genetic wonder give birth to a black kid, this will force her to commit suicide, her child will then become a worldwide hero (ding, dong, the witch is dead).
Angelina Jolie will lose even more weight
JT and Jennifer Aniston will hook up and break up (he dumps her)
Rihanna will date Zac Ephron, Ne-Yo, Chace Crawford, T I, Jake Gylen..whatever,Evan Ross, Orlando Bloom, Ludacris, in that order..all in 3months and then end up marrying Jay Z and end up murdered.
Beyonce will be convicted of murder by hire.

Can't wait for 2008!

[sputnik]

camel joe won't marry beyoncé. he's gay, and she's his glittery beard.

Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs

I think she might die. Or at least attempt to kill herself.. a lame "cry for help" I am thinking.

Originally Posted by Just Kill Me

Britney will do something so wrong and horrid it will her completely destroy the absurdity of her previous antics... I'm thinking she gets caught sucking dick for meth in a motel 6 drug raid... and then I have no clue...

Lindsay Lohan will realize how shitty her fake tan is.

agree about britney. i've thought that for a while now. ever since the shaved head paparazzi car beating with the umbrella. i think that's my favourite picture of 2007.

here's hoping you're right about lindsay's fake tan. let's hope she gets the memo about the piss yellow hair too.

if they survive the recent cheating scandal, i predict eva longoria might get knocked up.

jessica alba will bombard the media with her moronic insights on pregnancy.

jlo will do some cheesy cover spread (probably people) with chupacabra and their spawn.

nicole kidman will get pregnant. and continue to shoot up botox weekly during the pregnancy. baby will be born shiny and perfectly smooth.

[kingcap72]

Originally Posted by sputnik

camel joe won't marry beyoncé. he's gay, and she's his glittery beard.

Don't know if Joe Camel is gay or not, but that statement is funny as hell.

*waits patiently for Beyoncitis fans to flip out*

[Raspberry gashes]

Evan Rachel Wood will have a new look.



Just came across this and didn't know where to post it.

[cool girl]

My predictions:

- Nicole Kidman will get pregnant; i think she's dying to have a baby.

- Paris Hilton will get pregnant; the father will probably be either a very wealthy heir to a huge fortune or a minor celeb.

- Kate Moss will go back to rehab; i don't buy that she's 100% drug free. I think she still does drugs.

- Britney will crash and burn dramatically. I think will see photo's of a drug overdose or something like that. After which she will enter rehab.

- Jamie Lynn Spears will pimp her baby out to OK magazine; but her and her boyfriend will have split up by the end of the year. I just don't see the baby father sticking around.

- Mischa Barton will go to rehab. 2008 will be crunch time for her. So far her career hasn't taken of as she would have liked it. She has at least 7 movies coming out this year and if none of them do well, it think we could see her going back to tv. I also see her designing her own range of clothes, shoes or accessories. I also think (since she is seen as a fashion icon) that her fashion range will do well - sadly.

- Will Smith and wife + JMark (Jlo and Mark Anthony) will come out as Scientologists. Especially Will since he and Tom have become best buddies.

- WillKat (Prince Wills & Kate Middleton) will get engaged by the end of the year. I don't think KateM would have got back together with Wills without some sort of promise of serious commitment from Wills. Not with all the press and paparazzi she gets followed by.

[Raspberry gashes]

Mischa barton do a fashion range? She's a gorgeous girl but one thing i can say for her is that she has the shittest fashion sense.

[aabbcc]

Originally Posted by LynnieD

Oh you all have it down......so, I have not a lot to add EXCEPT:


Hillary Clinton will be our next President!

I'll drink to that!

[cool girl]

Just wanted to add that i think:

Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow will split up. I've always felt like they made an odd couple. She is trying to re-ignite her career and i think that all the time away from home will cause tension.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie will split up. Again another odd couple and lets face it. Madonna has been a curse for Guy's career. She is an attention seeker and i feel he is more low key.

[Just Kill Me]

[quote=sputnik;940769]camel joe won't marry beyoncé. he's gay, and she's his glittery beard.

jlo will do some cheesy cover spread (probably people) with chupacabra and their spawn. quote]

At glittery beard I chuckled; at chupacabra I literally sprayed water all my monitor OMFG!!!!!!!!!

[KrisNine]

Angelina will give in and have another bio-kid to keep Bradley happy.

Paris will get knocked up by Brandon Davis.

Lilo will fall off the wagon.

Britney will OD....

Rumer Willis will get a DUI

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden will split after the kid is born

Courtney Cox and David Arquette will split

Gwen Steffani will get pregnant

Avril Lavine will get spit on and punched in the face.