What are your predictions for 2008? - Page 2

SSDiva · December 13th, 2007, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by kingcap72

Beyonce will continue to annoy me and the rest of Western Civilization.

You know that was just wrong!!
With that said here's my predictions:
Brittany will beat the hell out of her mom.
Beyonce and Jay-Z will finally get engaged.
Papa Smurf and Janet Jackson will break up.
To my dismay Mitt Romney will become the 44th President of the US.
Brangelina will have a baby naturally, and they will adopt an Black American kid, and a Haitian baby.
Paris Hilton will become more intelligent and move to Oklahoma.
The View will be replaced with The New Rosie O'Donnell show.

Calimoonchild · December 13th, 2007, 01:27 AM

I think Renee Zelweigger (spelling, I know!) will finally crack. She's been looking increasingly unhealthy and exhausted. I think she'll enter treatment for an eating disorder, or just disappear from public view.

Victoria Beckham will have another baby.

Paris Hilton will get engaged / marry some random rich guy. She can't stand to see Nicole move onto that and not go along for the ride too.

Britney Spears, I agree with the rest of the guesses, she'll either OD, get into a massive car wreck and barely survive, or get arrested for something.

Ali Lohan starts her own career and will probably eclipse Lindsay. That little girl already looks like hell on wheels.

Lindsay, much as I adore her, will probably put out another sucky CD, bounce in and out of rehab and continue to hang out with the paparazzi.

this is fun, i actually thought about these.

Raspberry gashes · December 13th, 2007, 01:53 AM

I have one; some celebrity will inject and snort something.

SSDiva · December 13th, 2007, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Raspberry gashes

I have one; some celebrity will inject and snort something.

That was cute

kingcap72 · December 13th, 2007, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SSDiva

You know that was just wrong!!
With that said here's my predictions:
Brittany will beat the hell out of her mom.
Beyonce and Jay-Z will finally get engaged.
Papa Smurf and Janet Jackson will break up.
To my dismay Mitt Romney will become the 44th President of the US.
Brangelina will have a baby naturally, and they will adopt an Black American kid, and a Haitian baby.
Paris Hilton will become more intelligent and move to Oklahoma.
The View will be replaced with The New Rosie O'Donnell show.

As Curious George would say 'Mission Accomplished.'

And Jay-Z ain't marrying Beyonce. Ever. *laughs wickedly*

SSDiva · December 13th, 2007, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by kingcap72

As Curious George would say 'Mission Accomplished.'

And Jay-Z ain't marrying Beyonce. Ever. *laughs wickedly*

You picked on that(Camel will, watch and see!!)..but not the Papa Smurf thing?!?

kingcap72 · December 13th, 2007, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SSDiva

You picked on that(Camel will, watch and see!!)..but not the Papa Smurf thing?!?

Why should the Camel buy the bootylicious lady humps when he can get them for free?

And, trust me, Papa Smurf isn't leaving Smurfette, no matter how many ill-concieved wardrobe malfunctions she has. Janet likes being in Control, so she can get her Black Cat stroked on the side behind Papa Smurf's back.

Raspberry gashes · December 13th, 2007, 03:14 AM

Evan Rachel Wood will grow up and dress her age.

Marilyn Manson's next girlfriend:

Sweetie · December 13th, 2007, 08:38 AM

^ OMG, RG, that is funny.

Mel1973 · December 13th, 2007, 08:58 AM

Ali Lohan and Jamie Lynn Spears become lovers .. and get an mtv reality show chronicling their lesbian love life.. and then break up and go to rehab

darksithbunny · December 13th, 2007, 09:05 AM

Brit will lose her kids completely. She will go directly to jail and will not pass go and will not collect $200. She will, as Brian predicted, OD next Dec.

Lilo will have a hugh comeback and will be on top again and will be nominated for an Acedemy Award. Because it was the drugs that made her suffer for her craft.

Parasite will finally go away.

Tom Cruise will be outted by Katie.

The following marriages will bite the dust: Paltrow and whatshisname.
Cruise and Holmes. Eva and Tony. Mel B and that scam artist. Hilary and Bill.

And most of Hollywood will get DUIs because apparently it's legal now to drink and drive out there.

SSDiva · December 13th, 2007, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by kingcap72

Why should the Camel buy the bootylicious lady humps when he can get them for free?

Trust he'll want the WHOLE COW!!

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Originally Posted by kingcap72

And, trust me, Papa Smurf isn't leaving Smurfette, no matter how many ill-concieved wardrobe malfunctions she has. Janet likes being in Control, so she can get her Black Cat stroked on the side behind Papa Smurf's back.

Well, she should up his allowance so he'll stop doing those boost moble commercials!

southernbelle · December 13th, 2007, 01:14 PM

I have a feeling that Creepy Pa Simpson's time is almost up. I think that Jessica will hit rock bottom. Her country album and movies will flop, LaNessa will get married, she'll realize that she's let her dad bully her into throwing away her husband and that the slut image he pushed her into adopting has ruined her career, and she'll end up in some sort of therapy to help her cope with all of this.

This will help her realize (or admit) that his behavior towards her has always been perverse and inappropriate. She'll cut him out of her life completely, and Tina will leave him. When interviewers inevitably approach the topic, she or Ashlee will offer some sort of statement insinuating as much but never fully coming out and saying that she was molested.

kingcap72 · December 13th, 2007, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SSDiva

Trust he'll want the WHOLE COW!!

Not from what I've heard. My friends are Nets fans and they told me whenever they see Jay-Z and Beyoncitis at the Nets game they barely look at each other and never speak to each other. The Camel is ready to put that Cow out to pasture.

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Originally Posted by SSDiva

Well, she should up his allowance so he'll stop doing those boost moble commercials!

Nah, Janet doesn't have to up his allowance. He's already got his own money. But when you look like a troll and a hot woman wants you, you'll let her get away with just about anything.

SSDiva · December 13th, 2007, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by kingcap72

Not from what I've heard. My friends are Nets fans and they told me whenever they see Jay-Z and Beyoncitis at the Nets game they barely look at each other and never speak to each other. The Camel is ready to put that Cow out to pasture.

Well, we'll see soon enough..My money is on little Camel and Beyonce Babies!

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Originally Posted by kingcap72

Nah, Janet doesn't have to up his allowance. He's already got his own money. But when you look like a troll and a hot woman wants you, you'll let her get away with just about anything.

You have a point, however I don't think you should put trolls down that way..