Reasons for disliking Beyonce

[NVash]

Another reason, see her new hair commercial? Think it was for L'Oreal? Why is she wearing a wig during it? Arent there rules for that kind of madness?

[BITTER]

Originally Posted by NVash

Another reason, see her new hair commercial? Think it was for L'Oreal? Why is she wearing a wig during it? Arent there rules for that kind of madness?

No real rules, but it is false advertising IMO.

And it's almost like someone had to teach her country ass how to speak.

I.WANT.IT!

[Beeyotch]

"It shimmuhs!" I forget what commercial that was for, but I want to smack her in the mouth every time I hear it.

Learn to enunciate, bitch!

[BITTER]

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

"It shimmuhs!" I forget what commercial that was for, but I want to smack her in the mouth every time I hear it.

Learn to enunciate, bitch!

LOL - true dat.

Learn to enunciate, sing, act, speak, think, chew gum.

[AllieCat]

Also, I don't like the fact that she was credited for coming up with the word "bootylicious" when I heard that word from a Snoop Dog and Dr Dre song from like 1992. She got credited for coining that word, and it even got put in the dictionary I believe. Someone who truly is a humble person does not take credit for things that aren't really theirs.

[Mel1973]

lack of humility
abundance of ego
lack of intelligence
abundance of ignorance
lack of hair
abundance of wigs
lack of judgment
abundance of stupidity
lack of fashion sense
abundance of money to start "House of Derelicts"
lack of talent
abundance of offers of movie roles not qualified to play
lack of sense
abundance of skankiness
ate up with the dumbass
whole family is uggggly
kids are gonna be ugggly and we'll be forced to endure their many "talents"
fucking gold lame, tight assed, camel toe inducing shorts/pants

[kingcap72]

Originally Posted by Mel1973

lack of humility
abundance of ego
lack of intelligence
abundance of ignorance
lack of hair
abundance of wigs
lack of judgment
abundance of stupidity
lack of fashion sense
abundance of money to start "House of Derelicts"
lack of talent
abundance of offers of movie roles not qualified to play
lack of sense
abundance of skankiness
ate up with the dumbass
whole family is uggggly
kids are gonna be ugggly and we'll be forced to endure their many "talents"
fucking gold lame, tight assed, camel toe inducing shorts/pants

[sputnik]

i don't have a problem with weavoncé being called a cunt. a

agree with what everyone else said, especially bitter and king. what i hate most are the weaves and the crappy music.

[Cali]

Originally Posted by kingcap72

Thank you, Cali. That's the thing that's always bugged me about Beyonce. Her management, and the media, have been shoving her down the public's throat as a 'superstar/legend' from day one.

Its so obnoxious. And she has some craaaaazzy fans.

Plus stories like this are a dime a dozen about her:

Friday, June 19, 2009

Beyonce Sucks

I was going to try and think of some wonderfully witty headline, but I think in this case, short and succinct works best. Beyonce was supposed to perform at a club in New York tomorrow night. She was paid $200,000 for the appearance and even posted the event on her website. The owner of the club told The NY Post that on Wednesday Beyonce's people called and said they were going to have to cancel. They claimed they didn't have enough time because they are preparing for her tour. Instead, they did offer to come by the club for an hour and mingle with people.

The owner of this club spent $100K on everything that Beyonce demanded in her rider. He sold tables and tickets and was counting on this concert for the grand opening of the new club M2. How is that Beyonce is so busy preparing for her tour that she can't come sing for an hour or so on Saturday night but can find time to do a meet and greet on Sunday? I will tell you why, because she doesn't want to work on a Saturday night for what is probably not enough money to her. Instead she wants to show up on a Sunday night and sit in a roped off VIP area talking to her bodyguards and collecting $200K for doing absolutely nothing.

Does anyone really think that she would walk around the club for an entire hour and mix with people? Does anyone seriously believe that? Does she think we are stupid? The club owner is pissed and rightly so. He says he is going to sue her and he should. Plus, what is the deal in canceling 72 hours before the show? It isn't like she is sick or anything. Hasn't she already been performing this tour? I would think they are pretty much ready to go. I think the issue is that Beyonce limits herself to no more than one hour of activity each day and she probably had a spa appointment or something for Saturday and was going to be drained after that.

I hate Beyonce.
Crazy Days and Nights: Beyonce Sucks

This made me laugh:

Beyoncé does her video live, with clone stamp

If I’ve said it a dozen times I’ve said it seven, the Beyoncë thing confuses me. She’s a great singer, adequate dancer and the single most overrated “songwriter” of our age. Her contributions to female empowerment are:

• dropping two members of her group, then two more, to keep focus on her
• being proud of curves, then slimming considerably
• encouraging women to drop ultimatums just after marrying a demigod.

But I digress. The performance is… her “Single Ladies” video… with those background dancers duplicated a few ten times. Oh, and stop the video often and unexpectedly. Outside of proving her hips gyrate and she can pull off a leotard, nothing to see.
Thought Chasm » beyonce sucks

[Beeyotch]

I love this thread, let's keep it going as cumulative, archival evidence of why Beyonce sucks. Not that it's any surprise to people who pay attention, but it will drive the point home, like the Blohan looks like a junkie thread.

[Cali]

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

I love this thread, let's keep it going as cumulative, archival evidence of why Beyonce sucks. Not that it's any surprise to people who pay attention, but it will drive the point home, like the Blohan looks like a junkie thread.

I'm so on board with that one!

A 'must' for any such archive: her backstage demands.

Beyonce Knowles Backstage Rider
If you thought the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show was spicy, get a load of what Beyonce required in her dressing room at Reliant Stadium, where the bootylicious diva warbled the national anthem. Along with a VIP dressing room maintained at 78 degrees, the 22-year-old singer needed a "private bathroom that's cleaned with disinfectant & anti-bacteria products before she arrives." Nobody, of course, wants a loo that's germylicious. Her main chow requirement was "Juicy Baked Chicken: Legs, Wings & Breast only." The poultry had to be seasoned with "fresh garlic, season salt, black pepper, and Cayenne pepper HEAVILY SEASONED!!" As for drinks, the star's cola endorsement deal limits her beverage choices: "Beyonce can only have Pepsi products. There cannot be any competitors products anywhere she or her entourage may be photographed." However, she is still allowed to drink Snapple products, which are produced by Cadbury Schweppes--and apparently not a threat to PepsiCo.
TSG Backstage: Beyonce Knowles

I hope someone dumped the entire cayanne pepper bottle on her chicken.

Also notable on her demands:
- she demands a NEW coffee pot at each show
- temperature must be 78 degrees
- she's really fixated on having 'clean' ice

And this one is just awful:

Jennifer Hudson’s best friend puts Beyonce on blast!

Monday, November 10th 2008
Jennifer Hudson’s best friend, “Superstar James” recently vented in his Myspace blog attacking Beyonce for her “selfishness” about Jennifer’s recent family loss…

"So I wasn’t going to write about this but it is really really bugging me. Especially when people are calling my phone saying how nice it was of Beyonce to come to the funeral and show her support. And I have to sit back and hold everything I wanna say inside. But I can’t do it no more.
Beyonce did not come to the funeral nor did she call, text, send a card or hell send a damn email. If there are millions of people who are leaving Jennifer and Julia and myself messages and sending there prayers and condolences and these people don’t even know them why couldn’t she? Every singer that Jennifer admires and had been a role model for her growing up even until now has called, from Aretha to Shirley Murdock to even present day singers like Chrisette Michelle.

And y’all know how much Jennifer loves Beyonce and she couldn’t even have her assistant call or nothing. But yet her camp is allowing her to receive credit for coming to the funeral and being there for Jennifer and her family. Bullshit! This just pisses me off. Once again thanks to everyone who has be there for us. And sorry if i offended any of Beyonce fans by writing this but if i just couldn’t keep sitting back and reading articles and emails and having my phone ring about how nice it was of Beyonce to come out!"
Source: His Myspace Blog
Jennifer Hudson’s best friend puts Beyonce on blast! // News & Gossip // TheRundown.TV

[Beeyotch]

Man, that was cold. I'm glad the friend set the record straight. I hate it with a passion when someone gets and accepts credit for something they did not do, it's one of my biggest pet peeves.

Great research, Cali.

[Mel1973]

Originally Posted by *DIVA!

No, she isn't.. That's like comparing Taylor Swift to Gretchen Wilson.

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

Man, that was cold. I'm glad the friend set the record straight. I hate it with a passion when someone gets and accepts credit for something they did not do, it's one of my biggest pet peeves.

Great research, Cali.

that particular thing is practically a beonstage signature move at this point.
1. run in a shake your useless ass
2. take credit for anything that happened within a 10,000 mile radius of said ass-shaking.

[BITTER]

Originally Posted by Mel1973

1. run in a shake your useless ass

And tell everyone how "African" that move is. The African women I've met are regal and move with class and dignity - they don't shake like whores who stuck a fork in an electric fan.

[Beeyotch]

Bwahahaha! "Whores who stuck a fork in an electric fan!"