**snort!** There ain't nothing even remotely nun-like about you.
Then I should be having sex with God.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
**snort!** There ain't nothing even remotely nun-like about you.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
My husband did make it a holy/spiritual experience. He also seemed to believe he was God at times so does that count?
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
Not really, no.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Mmm cookies....hey what temperature do you bake those at?
Edit: nevermind, I forgot I used the last of the eggy-beggs to make omelets this mornin. *adds eggs AND oatmeal cookies to grocery list* Lazy bitch, I am!![]()
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"Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs." - Bloodhound Gang
"They can take our ignorance when they pry it from our cold dead minds." - Stephen Colbert
You're my favorite!
Hey now grumpy pants, I asked you a question, you ignored it - I will not be chastised when the honor of cilantro is at stake.
I see what you did there, brava!
Did I miss a story? Why are you lmping?
Degenerative cartiledge disease. I'm defective and awaiting another replacement joint.
"Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs." - Bloodhound Gang
"They can take our ignorance when they pry it from our cold dead minds." - Stephen Colbert
Not as sorry as I am!
"Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs." - Bloodhound Gang
"They can take our ignorance when they pry it from our cold dead minds." - Stephen Colbert
I have some spare airfix if that's any use?
I'm supposed to be going to sleep but my car is hogging my pillow! WTF is that all about?
Why is your car in the house and why does it get bed space?
Now I'm wondering if novice is one of those freaky car shaggers.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
CaT meow... Furry-purry-with-sharps.
Bloody iPhone...
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