Popcorn, cilantro and Jello shots MEGATHREAD!

**McJag** · March 7th, 2012, 12:31 AM

I am warning you, if anyone drags out a cilantro ice cream recipe I will track you down!!!

**hustle4alivin** · March 7th, 2012, 05:29 AM

Originally Posted by McJag

I am warning you, if anyone drags out a cilantro ice cream recipe I will track you down!!!

I guess you better come on and get me! It's a 13 hour drive east on I-20 from your neck of the woods

Cilantro ice cream, about 1 quart
2 c. raw cashews, soaked for 1-2 hours, then rinsed and drained
1 - 13.5 oz can of coconut milk (full fat)
1 c. water
3/4 - 1 c. unrefined cane sugar
1 vanilla bean
1 large bunch of cilantro (about 2 c.)
Zest Of 1 Lime

Combine everything in a blender, then blend until smooth. Easy, right? You can adjust the level of sugar, depending on how sweet you like your ice cream. Remember, the frozen, final product won't taste as sweet as the blended mix.

Pour into a container, then cover and refrigerate until chilled (a couple hours at least, but overnight is great.)

Process according to the instructions on your ice cream maker, then enjoy!

The person who posted the recipe had this to say about cilantro haters:

I was recently reminded of the phenomena that is people who hate cilantro. They blame it on genetics, but really, that is the coward's way out. I feel pity for these people who don't understand the magic of this fresh green herb that brings sunshine to so many dishes from around the world.

Oh no they didn't! BURN! BURN!

**Kat Scorp** · March 7th, 2012, 07:31 AM

I can't imagine what McJag is going to do with Hustle when she gets him. He strikes my fancy as the kind of guy who enjoys a good spanking

**Mel1973** · March 7th, 2012, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by hustle4alivin

I guess you better come on and get me! It's a 13 hour drive east on I-20 from your neck of the woods

Cilantro ice cream, about 1 quart
2 c. raw cashews, soaked for 1-2 hours, then rinsed and drained
1 - 13.5 oz can of coconut milk (full fat)
1 c. water
3/4 - 1 c. unrefined cane sugar
1 vanilla bean
1 large bunch of cilantro (about 2 c.)
Zest Of 1 Lime

Combine everything in a blender, then blend until smooth. Easy, right? You can adjust the level of sugar, depending on how sweet you like your ice cream. Remember, the frozen, final product won't taste as sweet as the blended mix.

Pour into a container, then cover and refrigerate until chilled (a couple hours at least, but overnight is great.)

Process according to the instructions on your ice cream maker, then enjoy!

The person who posted the recipe had this to say about cilantro haters:

Oh no they didn't! BURN! BURN!

You tell that asshole that I said that he can cram lit cilantro up his raggedy ass!

**hustle4alivin** · March 7th, 2012, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by Mel1973

You tell that asshole that I said that he can cram lit cilantro up his raggedy ass!

**Mel1973** · March 7th, 2012, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by hustle4alivin

I like that. I'm Snow White....

**McJag** · March 7th, 2012, 08:38 AM

Originally Posted by hustle4alivin

I guess you better come on and get me! It's a 13 hour drive east on I-20 from your neck of the woods

Cilantro ice cream, about 1 quart
2 c. raw cashews, soaked for 1-2 hours, then rinsed and drained
1 - 13.5 oz can of coconut milk (full fat)
1 c. water
3/4 - 1 c. unrefined cane sugar
1 vanilla bean
1 large bunch of cilantro (about 2 c.)
Zest Of 1 Lime

Combine everything in a blender, then blend until smooth. Easy, right? You can adjust the level of sugar, depending on how sweet you like your ice cream. Remember, the frozen, final product won't taste as sweet as the blended mix.

Pour into a container, then cover and refrigerate until chilled (a couple hours at least, but overnight is great.)

Process according to the instructions on your ice cream maker, then enjoy!

Sunny Beach!! This is disgusting! I hope your ice cream machine explodes.
I am not drving 13 hours. I can hire a pie hit-man from here. Maybe even a cow-patty hitman. Keep looking over your shoulder,Bastardo!

**greysfang** · March 7th, 2012, 08:41 AM

That ice cream looks pretty, but even I think cilantro ice cream is taking things a bit too far.

**hustle4alivin** · March 7th, 2012, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by McJag

Sunny Beach!! This is disgusting! I hope your ice cream machine explodes.
I am not drving 13 hours. I can hire a pie hit-man from here. Maybe even a cow-patty hitman. Keep looking over your shoulder,Bastardo!

*looks for flying cow patties*

Originally Posted by greysfang

That ice cream looks pretty, but even I think cilantro ice cream is taking things a bit too far.

Okay? I just found the recipe as a challenge to McJag, even I wouldn't eat that.

I still want to know what avocado ice cream tastes like.

**McJag** · March 7th, 2012, 09:30 AM

The only thing worse that cilantro ice cream might be tuna fish ice cream.
Can't help but wonder what Ben & Jerry would call that one!

**MontanaMama** · March 7th, 2012, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by Kat Scorp

I can't imagine what McJag is going to do with Hustle when she gets him. He strikes my fancy as the kind of guy who enjoys a good spanking

Call in Mel?

Originally Posted by Mel1973

I like that. I'm Snow White....

Oh, there she is! Uh, I don't think you are in that gif. Although I do love hustle's studly avi & prissy snow white combo.

**greysfang** · March 7th, 2012, 09:35 AM

Well now that you mention it, it looks like Snow White is twerking on that hot Island Dick.

**Mel1973** · March 7th, 2012, 09:44 AM

You guys would be so impressed with me this morning.... I'm eating my green sauce and tostitos for breakfast... and there IS cilantro in it. I just love green sauce sooooo much that I will even eat it with that weed in there...