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    I am warning you, if anyone drags out a cilantro ice cream recipe I will track you down!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    I am warning you, if anyone drags out a cilantro ice cream recipe I will track you down!!!

    I guess you better come on and get me! It's a 13 hour drive east on I-20 from your neck of the woods




    Cilantro ice cream, about 1 quart
    2 c. raw cashews, soaked for 1-2 hours, then rinsed and drained
    1 - 13.5 oz can of coconut milk (full fat)
    1 c. water
    3/4 - 1 c. unrefined cane sugar
    1 vanilla bean
    1 large bunch of cilantro (about 2 c.)
    Zest Of 1 Lime

    Combine everything in a blender, then blend until smooth. Easy, right? You can adjust the level of sugar, depending on how sweet you like your ice cream. Remember, the frozen, final product won't taste as sweet as the blended mix.

    Pour into a container, then cover and refrigerate until chilled (a couple hours at least, but overnight is great.)

    Process according to the instructions on your ice cream maker, then enjoy!



    The person who posted the recipe had this to say about cilantro haters:

    I was recently reminded of the phenomena that is people who hate cilantro. They blame it on genetics, but really, that is the coward's way out. I feel pity for these people who don't understand the magic of this fresh green herb that brings sunshine to so many dishes from around the world.
    Oh no they didn't! BURN! BURN!
    Last edited by hustle4alivin; March 7th, 2012 at 08:02 AM.

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    I can't imagine what McJag is going to do with Hustle when she gets him. He strikes my fancy as the kind of guy who enjoys a good spanking
    Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum"?


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    Quote Originally Posted by hustle4alivin View Post
    I guess you better come on and get me! It's a 13 hour drive east on I-20 from your neck of the woods




    Cilantro ice cream, about 1 quart
    2 c. raw cashews, soaked for 1-2 hours, then rinsed and drained
    1 - 13.5 oz can of coconut milk (full fat)
    1 c. water
    3/4 - 1 c. unrefined cane sugar
    1 vanilla bean
    1 large bunch of cilantro (about 2 c.)
    Zest Of 1 Lime

    Combine everything in a blender, then blend until smooth. Easy, right? You can adjust the level of sugar, depending on how sweet you like your ice cream. Remember, the frozen, final product won't taste as sweet as the blended mix.

    Pour into a container, then cover and refrigerate until chilled (a couple hours at least, but overnight is great.)

    Process according to the instructions on your ice cream maker, then enjoy!



    The person who posted the recipe had this to say about cilantro haters:



    Oh no they didn't! BURN! BURN!
    You tell that asshole that I said that he can cram lit cilantro up his raggedy ass!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    You tell that asshole that I said that he can cram lit cilantro up his raggedy ass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hustle4alivin View Post
    I like that. I'm Snow White....
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    Quote Originally Posted by hustle4alivin View Post
    I guess you better come on and get me! It's a 13 hour drive east on I-20 from your neck of the woods




    Cilantro ice cream, about 1 quart
    2 c. raw cashews, soaked for 1-2 hours, then rinsed and drained
    1 - 13.5 oz can of coconut milk (full fat)
    1 c. water
    3/4 - 1 c. unrefined cane sugar
    1 vanilla bean
    1 large bunch of cilantro (about 2 c.)
    Zest Of 1 Lime

    Combine everything in a blender, then blend until smooth. Easy, right? You can adjust the level of sugar, depending on how sweet you like your ice cream. Remember, the frozen, final product won't taste as sweet as the blended mix.

    Pour into a container, then cover and refrigerate until chilled (a couple hours at least, but overnight is great.)

    Process according to the instructions on your ice cream maker, then enjoy!
    Sunny Beach!! This is disgusting! I hope your ice cream machine explodes.
    I am not drving 13 hours. I can hire a pie hit-man from here. Maybe even a cow-patty hitman. Keep looking over your shoulder,Bastardo!
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    That ice cream looks pretty, but even I think cilantro ice cream is taking things a bit too far.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Sunny Beach!! This is disgusting! I hope your ice cream machine explodes.
    I am not drving 13 hours. I can hire a pie hit-man from here. Maybe even a cow-patty hitman. Keep looking over your shoulder,Bastardo!
    *looks for flying cow patties*

    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    That ice cream looks pretty, but even I think cilantro ice cream is taking things a bit too far.
    Okay? I just found the recipe as a challenge to McJag, even I wouldn't eat that.

    I still want to know what avocado ice cream tastes like.

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    The only thing worse that cilantro ice cream might be tuna fish ice cream.
    Can't help but wonder what Ben & Jerry would call that one!
    I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat Scorp View Post
    I can't imagine what McJag is going to do with Hustle when she gets him. He strikes my fancy as the kind of guy who enjoys a good spanking
    Call in Mel?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I like that. I'm Snow White....
    Oh, there she is! Uh, I don't think you are in that gif. Although I do love hustle's studly avi & prissy snow white combo.
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    Well now that you mention it, it looks like Snow White is twerking on that hot Island Dick.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    You guys would be so impressed with me this morning.... I'm eating my green sauce and tostitos for breakfast... and there IS cilantro in it. I just love green sauce sooooo much that I will even eat it with that weed in there...
    Kill him.
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    See? One more convert.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    I'm not converted... it's just that NOTHING ruins my green sauce... and sometimes my frijoles ala charra... ah! but that is ALL!
    Kill him.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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