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    Ick.

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    Vanderpump's hands look like my grandma's and she's much older ... or is she?

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    I don't get the see-through skirts. No one looks good in them.

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    Brandi's skirt is so ugly.
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    I don't get the see-through skirts. No one looks good in them.
    It has that "skirt stuck in pantyhose" look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by llamamama View Post
    It has that "skirt stuck in pantyhose" look.

    Do NOT go giving Brandi ideas about new ways to expose herself while pretending to wear clothes.
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    • Brandi Glanville Visits. 07/01/15. 9:15am
      After the break they played a No Bobo bumper and a Baba Booey song parody. They also played a prank call Richard made to a radio show where Richard pretended he couldn't hear when they put him on the air and insulted their show. They also played Marvin Gaye's ''Sexual Healing'' as they were coming back. Howard came back and said that Brandi Glanville is there. Howard said she hasn't been on in a while. He said she's on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Howard said that she is involved in some controversy. Howard said that's why they're having her on. Howard said he loves Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and without her on it it's not an interesting show. Howard said she mixes things up. Howard said Brandi creates angst. Brandi said she's the asshole of the show. Howard said the way she got into it was being married to Eddie who ran off with LeAnn Rimes. Howard said that she said she had to make some dough quick. Howard asked if he pays her at all. Brandi said he pays her $1100 a month. She said she has a 12 year old and an 8 year old and that's their grocery budget. Howard asked if she ever asked for more money. Brandi said that he wanted her to pay him back and take her retirement fund. She said she didn't have to give him anything back. Brandi said she's too proud to beg so she'll do it herself.
      Howard asked Brandi if the producers of the show ever tell her she's doing a good job. Brandi said they do. She said that their producers change every year. She said they don't see the same people every year. She said they all work freelance. She said if they don't have a show they're out of work. She said they'll ask her to do things on the show to keep it going.
      Howard said the other women on the show must know that her doing something helps keep the show going. Howard said she's willing to take on that role on the show. Howard said they need her in a sense. Brandi said last year was a tough year for her. She said she gave her all to the show. She said after it aired she got upset because they didn't do her any favors. She said that you don't get a say in what they show.
      Howard asked if Brandi ever pulls the other girls aside and says she doesn't hate them, she's just trying to make something happen there. Brandi said Yolanda does that. Brandi said she'll be back this season a little bit.
      Howard asked what happened on the show. Brandi said she didn't want to do the show again. She said she took so much heat for what happened. Howard asked what she did. Brandi said throwing wine in someone's face. She said that she doesn't know why she did that. She said she slapped Vanderpump in the face too. She said he doesn't know why. Howard asked if she's cracking from the pressure. Brandi said she doesn't think so. Brandi said she told the producers she would come back but only with Yolanda. She said she doesn't like the other people on the show. Howard said Kyle and Lisa said they didn't want her on the show. Howard said his guess is that they said they didn't want her on the show. Brandi said that Kyle and Lisa kind of ground the show. She said that in the past they have said they won't shoot with her.
      Howard asked if the other women saying she got fired is wrong. Brandi said that they're liars. She said that she didn't get fired. She said that she has 10 other jobs. She said she has another show that she cant talk about yet. She said she wasn't fired from Housewives. She said it didn't make sense to come back full time.
      Howard asked Brandi about what she got paid in the first season. She said it was like $16,000 for the whole season. Howard said she came back and got paid like $136,000. She said that's correct. She said last season she was making more money. She said if she came back this year it would have been half a million. She said she started stressing about that. Howard asked what she thinks the rest of them get paid. She said Kyle may get a million. Howard said he thinks that Brandi is the star of the show. He said she mixes it up with them. Howard asked if she thinks she's the star of the show. She said that the show will be different but it will still be good. Howard said it was kind of boring last year when she wasn't on. Howard said she kicked it up and got it going and it was good. Howard said that's when he's interested. Howard said they have to hire a new asshole if they don't have her.
      Brandi said it'll be interesting to see who turns on who. She said they still have to make a show. Howard said she hates some of the women on the show. Brandi said she hates the word ''hate.'' She said she got legal letters before coming on this show. She said she got one from Kyle. Howard asked what she did wrong. Brandi said she didn't want her talking about her on the show. Howard said she gets into a lot of legal trouble. Brandi said they're all very self important. She said that shit is going to get said and you just get over it. She said they want all the good stuff but they can't handle it.
      Howard said they need the person to do this. Howard said on a reality show it's only good if the people are somewhat retarded. Howard said you have to reveal stuff every week or people will tune out. Brandi said when Lisa Rinna joined there was big drama on the show. She said that they had people telling her what she can say and not say on the show. She said she likes Lisa but she feels like she's playing a part.
      Howard asked if it was worth doing a reality show. Brandi said it saved her life in many ways. She said she has other job offers now and that's helping. She said she wouldn't have had that without the other show. Howard asked if the show is with Bravo. Brandi said she can't say anything. She said it could be with Bravo. Howard asked if Andy Cohen is close to her. She said people think they are but they're not. She said she can't kiss ass herself but everyone else kisses Andy's ass. Howard asked if anyone tells her she's doing a good job on the show. Brandi said that Andy has had tea with her but she's not sure if he likes her. Howard said she did tell him to fuck off once. Brandi said she did. She said she has a no bullshit meter that makes her do that.
      Howard asked Brandi if she gets nervous to do a shoot day. She said she doesn't like to be there and she thinks that comes across on camera. Howard asked if she ever thinks that she can't do the job. She said there have been times when she didn't want to do it and she said she wasn't going to go and they said they were going to hold her pay check.
      Howard asked if she's a millionaire from being on that show. Brandi said she is not. She said she has to work. She said she has to defend herself in lawsuits too.
      Howard said he knows that she has a legal situation there. Howard said she said somewhere that one of her co-workers had a smelly vagina or something. Brandi said yes, allegedly. Howard said that's the worst thing you can say about a girl. Howard said that's a terrible thing to say. Brandi said that she said that she can see why her husband left her and that just comes out. Brandi said she really can't talk about that case. She said it's cost her $54,000 so far and the case just started.
      Howard asked how many of her co-workers she's been sued by. She said that they sign contracts saying they can't sue but they end up suing anyway. Howard asked if she ever asks them why they're suing her when she's doing the show for them too. Brandi said it's the rich way to bully.
      Howard asked about some of her other suits and how they were worked out. Brandi said that some of the stuff was settled. She said that Kyle sent her a Cease and Desist saying that she can't talk about her on the show. Howard said that she can talk about people on the show, she just can't slander them. Brandi said that she thinks Kyle is a bitch. Howard said that's okay to say.
      Howard said Brandi wants to say that the other women's vaginas smell fine. Brandi said she would assume they smell fine. Howard said at this point in her life is she has been cut loose or did she do the cutting loose. She said that it was both. She said that they want to have her back here and there but she doesn't get the big paycheck. She said that she told them that she would come back if it makes sense. Howard said he used to like Camille Grammer on the show. He said that she was a real asshole on the show. Howard said he means that in a good way. He said it was good TV but it got to her. Howard said she wasn't able to handle the pressure.
      Howard asked what the game plan is. Brandi said that she has to move because the house she's leasing is sold and they have to get out in 2 weeks. She said that she has moved like 6 times in the past couple of years.
      Howard asked Brandi about the LeAnn Rimes thing and how that affected her. She said that all of her money is tied up in lawsuits. She said it's like 2009 all over again. Howard said she's had guys cheat on her a few times. She said she thinks that all men cheat. Howard said he doesn't. Howard said Fred doesn't cheat. Brandi said that Howard is the exception to the rule.
      Howard asked about LeAnn Rimes and if she feels she stole her man. Brandi said you can't steal a man. She said that he had to go. She said that she misses that person that she thought she had but that is not the same person. She said their son broke his arm and they were in the emergency room together and they could barely make eye contact. She said she's able to be in a room with LeAnn and they had a party for their son at their house and they were fine. She said they get along fine.
      Howard asked Brandi what's going to happen for her. Howard asked if there is really a TV show that she can step in and start filming soon. Brandi said she had 6 meetings and got 6 offers. She said some of them were with production companies and some were with networks. She said she's going the safe route with a network. She said she was hoping they'd have the deal done by today so she could announce it to Howard. She said it should be done soon.
      Howard asked if she hopes the Housewives show fails. She said no because she was a fan of the show before she was on it. She said it's a good show. Howard said that she has to find something to do to pay the bills. Howard said this was the thing.
      Robin asked if the Celebrity Apprentice helped her. She said that it did. She said that she was working 24 hours a day 6 days a week.
      Howard said that Brandi could have sued her co-workers for saying she had a drinking problem. He asked if she has a problem. Brandi said that she doesn't think so. She said she likes her wine.
      Howard asked if she makes good choices with men. Howard asked if she'll do anal. Brandi said that she might if it's a couple months in and things are going well. Howard said that it hurts though, right? Brandi said it does. Howard said Robin loves it. Robin said she never said that. Howard said he heard that she tightened her vagina. Howard said that's got to be painful. She said she had a catheter for 2 weeks and it was the worst pain in her life. She said that it got Eddie off her mind for a few weeks thoguh. Howard asked if her vagina is tight now. She said she dated a black man for a while so it's not as tight as it was. She said that he said something to her that her thing down there wasn't what it used to be after she said something about stopping his Propecia because he needed to be hard for her.
      Howard asked Brandi about who she's dating. She said that she was dating a guy but they broke up. She said that their physical relationship is great but they don't get along otherwise. She said if he didn't talk they'd be great. Howard said she needs some peace and quiet in her life. Brandi said he's right but it's scary to think about being alone with herself. She said she has to be around people.
      Howard said Brandi dated an NBA player and fucked him on the hood of her car. She said that he was Serbian or something. She said she did dent the car. Howard said she fucked Gerard Butler too. Howard said he had no clue she was a Real Housewife. Howard said that she has to date someone normal. Howard said NBA players go through a lot of women. Howard asked if they dated. She said they did but that car thing was on their first date. She said they were getting hot and heavy in the car and they almost crashed. She said that they had to pull over. Howard asked if she gave him a hand job. She said she's not sure what was going on.
      Howard asked about the sex with the NBA guy. Brandi said that she has trust issues. She said she has to be strong and independent for her kids. Brandi said that she had a short, hairy backed man cheat on her. She said that she just can't catch a break. Howard asked if she's ever asked her psychiatrist if there's something wrong with her. Brandi said there has to be something wrong with her. Brandi said she's a handful. She said her dating life fell apart when she was on a reality TV show. She said that the NBA guy flirted with her best friend right in front of her so she said he could go. She said that they would never do anything but he had to go.
      Howard asked about how the sex in the car thing went. Brandi said that he had a Porsche and he did her on the hood of the car. Howard asked if it was hot. She said it was. She said she had a bruise on her back after that. Howard asked if he came inside of her. She said she doesn't remember. Howard said the sex must have been hot. She said it was.
      Howard asked who the actor/wrapper was that she dated. She said that he was an actor on a show and he was also laying down tracks.
      Howard asked about the guy who had the big penis and if she had to stop for a minute and wonder if she should do it. Brandi said she did. She said that's why she says her vagina is bigger than it was. Howard asked if he was bigger than 10 inches. She said she didn't measure. She said she was using both hands to give a blow job.
      Howard asked if that big penis thing ruins it for other guys. She said not really. She said she likes a nice sized penis but there are other things the guy can do. She said it's not all about that.
      Howard asked if she likes condoms. She said they're not comfortable for the women. Howard said that he doesn't want his wife on the pill. He said they don't want kids so he's not going to get her knocked up. Howard said he uses condoms. Howard said Brandi isn't using any of that stuff. She said they do the pull out thing.
      Howard asked about the big penis guy and if she got used to that. She said once you acclimate it's good. Howard said he has no idea what that's like.
      Howard said he learned that being on a reality show is a slippery slope. Howard said they brought in people on the show who were very bland. Howard said Brandi was the one who mixed things up. Brandi told Howard about who is supposed to be on this season.
      Howard gave Brandi a plug for her wine which can be found at UnfilteredBlonde.com. She's got a podcast that's available on PodcastOne.com. Brandi asked how you make money being an asshole on radio. Howard said you have to be on radio. He said podcasts are fine if you want to have fun but to make money you have to be on radio.
      Howard said he feels stress now from her life. Brandi said she's on antidepressants. Howard asked why she has to do that. She said she has all of this stuff happening so she had to go back on it. Howard asked if she would throw herself at the mercy of the people on the show. She said ''fuck no.'' Brandi said she loves Yolanda and Kim but they're not really back.
      Howard wrapped up with Brandi and told her to be careful out there. Howard told her to watch out for ISIS. She said they have a Twitter feed. Howard said they do but don't follow them. Howard wished her luck. Howard said she did the show and then they got rid of her. She said that she has all of these other things going on now. She said it was a great platform for her. Howard asked how she stays so thin. She said it's the stress. She said she does work out too though. Howard said she is the only one who walks around in a bikini on that show too. He said that's the other great thing about her. Brandi said all of the actresses out there are so thin. She said you have to be to be on TV. Howard said they've learned it all today. Howard asked if they've all learned about being on reality TV. Robin said it sounds like a nightmare. Howard said he doesn't know how anyone does it. He said he needs a place to hide. Howard asked if there is something mentally wrong with people who go on reality TV. Brandi laughed. She said she thinks you can buy anything in the world with money except for fame. She said this brings fame. Howard gave Brandi some more plugs and then went to break.

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    • Brandi Glanville Discussions. 07/01/15. 10:15am
      After the break Howard came right back and said that reality show TV isn't for wimps. Howard said it's a crazy fucking world. Howard said they're suing each other. Robin said it can ruin your life. Howard said if you don't have an asshole on a reality show then it's going to die. Howard said Brandi said she plays the asshole and she plays it well. Howard said she's a good antagonist. Howard said he's watched some of these reality shows and Camille Grammer was the antagonist but then she settled down and she sucked on the show. Howard said he's not sure why Bravo would fire Brandi. Robin said these women take it seriously and not like it's a show. Howard said no one is going to watch it now. Howard said they think they're so interesting but they're not. Howard said they're only interesting when they're being fucked with.




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    She is just foul...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dougie View Post
    She said she dated a black man for a while so it's not as tight as it was. She said that he said something to her that her thing down there wasn't what it used to be after she said something about stopping his Propecia because he needed to be hard for her.
    This made me LOL. Middle-aged dating, oh joy.

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    Why does her vagina keep getting bigger? It's just some dick, not a telephone pole.

    Her kids must die from embarrassment hearing about mommy giving head and fucking on car hoods
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    Why does her vagina keep getting bigger? It's just some dick, not a telephone pole. Her kids must die from embarrassment hearing about mommy giving head and fucking on car hoods
    I suspect it isn't. She just manages to find guys that know her weak spot is thinking she has a huge vagina, so they use that to insult her. Eddie did it, and this bald impotent black guy did too.

    And I agree about revealing all that stuff on Howard Stern, bad move. He has a knack for getting people to reveal the most intimate details. I remember listening many years ago and he got Donny Osmond to admit he didn't go down on his wife!

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    i dunno, pam's kids lived through having their mom date kid rock ....

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    Kid rock??? No child should have to endure that living hell



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    so which hooka mom is worse?

    there's something to be said for having a boring life in suburbia....
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    I feel bad too that part of her self worth is wrapped up in how tight a guy says her vagina is. That is ridiculous, and men who would use that insecurity against her are pieces of shit.
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    Well that would be Eddie first of all and she should have known better.
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