List all the crazy shit Britney Spears has done

[Tater Tot]

-Passing out barely after midnight at her New Years party in Vegas.

[kingcap72]

She was born.

[Calimoonchild]

Originally Posted by Honey

OH MY GOD.

Originally Posted by Honey

Tractor Sex

Wha? I missed that one! Do tell!

And whoever said the crazy drug video where she's talking about time travel is a genius... Thats my favorite Brit disaster.

[Mira]

Playing up the hillbilly trash act and "forgetting" to comb her hair, thinking it's going to make us believe she's brilliantly rebellious and totally in control, yall.

[CherryDarling]

Here's a couple more that stick out in my head:

Britney's meltdown at OK magazine photo shoot, by LaineyGossip

Running around in her panties in the Pacific with Shannon Funk, who was also rumored to be her lover: Britney Spears reportedly had a lesbian affair with former assistant Shannon Funk, who has to testify in the custody dispute

I'm sure there's more, but I had to contribute!

[darksithbunny]

It's Britney, bitch.

[newbie]

For all her faults FROM WIKIPEDIA she also has a lot of crazy highlights

Her debut album ...Baby One More Time, released in January 1999, propelled her to international stardom.[1] It spawned its five singles, including "...Baby One More Time", which topped the Billboard Hot 100.[2] She released her second studio album Oops!... I Did It Again in 2000 with similar success.[3][1] Her third album Britney was released in November 2001, followed by the release of her fourth album In The Zone in November 2003. The album's single "Toxic" was an international success and has won Spears her first ever Grammy Award.[4] The collection Greatest Hits: My Prerogative was released in November 2004 followed by a brief career break. Her fifth album Blackout is scheduled to be released worldwide in October 2007,[5] while the lead single "Gimme More" garnered success at the international charts.[6]
Spears has sold over 83 million albums worldwide according to Zomba Label Group.[7]. The Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) ranks her as the eighth best-selling female artist in American music history, having sold 31 million albums in the U.S.[8]

[NicoleWasHere]

One day back in the early 80s, Britney Spears was born, and it was armeggedon as we all knew it. Da endz.


EDIT: Fark, Kingcap beat me to it.

[Honey]

Tractor Sex= JR Rotem: I Wheelbarrowed Britney! - TMZ.com

Slime-headed producer JR Rotem is doing the full kiss-and-tell on his two-week fling with Britney Spears, and it sounds like they had a rather farm-tastic time back in December.

So what did they do, exactly? Rotem snitches to Blender magazine, "I f**ked Britney wheelbarrow style." Oh wait -- he was just kidding, he says. No, in fact, says JR, "It was tractor style." Tractor style?

Well, all the wheelbarrowing and tractoring weren't without consequences. Rotem says that after he and Brit's affair became public, he was -- damn, man!-- axed from Kevin Federline's MySpace friends list.

In the end, says J.R., he and his farm girl Brit "decided for both our careers that it would not be cool to have a romantic relationship." Or one based on hardcore sex, for that matter.


No one is quite sure wtf tractor sex is

[Mira]

Britney Spears bails on production execs;delivers naked, expletive-filled rant

[Just Kill Me]

What is the eat it lick it snort it fuck it thing?

[memebot]

Tractor Style: Urban Dictionary: tractor style

[Bijoux]

- shaving her legs in the Mondrian hotel after borrowing strangers bathing suit
-becoming friends with Paris
- and Lilo
- wearing shirts as dresses
- dying her rats next every two weeks from brown to blonde to brown...
-skinny dipping with formaer assistant Shannon Funk
-hanging out with Avril Lavigne

[Calimoonchild]

- wearing those damn boots EVERY DAY.
- that Ryan Seacrest interview.
- Sleeping with Fred Durst
- stealing those waitresses bikini outfits in NYC before she went to rehab
- swapping outfits with her assistants and random strangers
- all those tales from her ex-bodyguard about drugs etc.
- talking in a made-up language
- lesbian orgies: Celebrity News - Spears denies claims of lesbian orgies
- decorating her car with all those stupid plastic pumpkins

[Honey]

Originally Posted by Just Kill Me

What is the eat it lick it snort it fuck it thing?

I'm not sure so I googled it...
The fallen pop star reportedly went to the bathroom three times during the hearing
and extra claims Spears shouted "Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it" when a reporter
asked her how she was doing.


Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton » Blog Archive » Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it: The Video!

Oh my wtf

Originally Posted by memebot

Tractor Style: Urban Dictionary: tractor style

Ewwww