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Originally Posted by Elvira
04/01/2006
Lindsay Lohan is becoming quite the wardrobe malfunction queen. The 'Mean Girls' starlet was at the Nick Kid Choice Awards last night and as she was on stage the teen star's dress hiked up and exposed her butt.

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I love the kid's reactions in the audience.
Oh, my... God.
Becky, look at her butt, it is so flat.
She looks like one of those rap guy's girlfriends.
Who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her because she looks like a total crack whore, okay.
I mean, her butt! It's just so.. flat.
I can't believe it's just so.. white.
It's, like, out there. I mean, gross.
Look! She's just so... whack!
I like saggy butts an' I cannot lie.
You otha brothas can't deny.
That when a girl walks in wit' a itty bitty waist an'
A saggy, baggy thing in yo' face. You get SPRUNG.
Wanna pull up tough, cuz you notice that butt was WEIRD.
Pokin' out the dress she's wearin'.
I'm hooked an' I can't stop starin'.
Oh baby, I wanna get wit' ya,
An' take yo' picta.
My homeboys tried to warn me.
But that butt you got makes me so horny.
Ooh, rumpled cellulite butt.
You say you wanna bet in ma Benz,
Well, use me, use me,
Cuz you ain't that average groupy.
I seen her dancin',
To Hell wit' romancin'.
She's sweat. Wet.
Got it goin' like a Turbo 'Vette.
I'm tired o' magazines
Sayin' curvy butts are the thing.
Take the average black man and ask him that.
She gotta pack much crack.
So fella's (YEAH), fella's (YEAH),
Does your girlfrien' got the butt? (HELL, YEAH)
So tell 'em to shake it (SHAKE IT),
Shake it (SHAKE IT)
Shake that saggy butt.
Baby got back.
(L.A. back with a Oakland booty.)
Baby got back.
(L.A. back with a Oakland booty.)
(L.A. back with a Oakland booty.)
I like 'em flat and saggy,
An' when I'm throwin' a gig,
I jus' can't help maself,
I'm actin' like an animal.
Now here's ma scandal,
I wanna get ya home an' UH,
Double up, uh, uh.
I ain' talkin' about Playboy,
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys.
I wan' 'em real saggy an' baggy.
So fin' that cellulite double.
Sleep Alot's in trouble,
Beggin' for a piece o' that trouble.
So I'm lookin' at rock videos.
Watchin' these bimbos
Walkin' like hoes.
You can have them bimbos.
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo.
A word to tha sick soul sistas,
I wanna get wit' ya.
I won' cuss, o' hit ya.
But I gotta be straight
When I say I wanna...
Til' the break o' dawn,
Baby, got it goin' on,
A lot o' pimps won't like this song,
Cause them punks like to hit it an' quit it,
An' I'd ratha stay an' play,
Cuz I'm long, and I'm strong,
An' I'm down to get the friction on.
So, ladies (YEAH) ladies (YEAH),
Do you wanna roll ma Mercedes? (YEAH)
Then run aroun', poke it out,
Even white boys got ta shout.
Baby got back.
Baby got back!
Yeah baby.
When it comes to females,
Cosmo ain't got nuthin' to do with ma selection.
36-24-36.
Only is she's 5' 3".
So yo girlfriend drives a Honda,
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda,
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back o' her Honda.*
My anaconda don't want want none,
Unless you got coke, hun.
You can do cigarettes or heroin,
But please don' lose that butt.
Some brothas wanna play that hard role,
And tell ya that butt ain' gol',
So they toss it, an' leave it,
An' I pull up quick to retrive it.
So Cosmo says yo' ano,
Well, I ain' down wit' that.
'Cause yo waist is small an' you're curves are stinkin',
An' I'm thinkin' about stickin'.
To the beanpole dames in the magazines.
You ain't it Miss Thang.
Gimme a sista, can't resist ha,
Red beans an' rice didn' miss ha.
Some knucklehead tried to diss.
Cuz his girls are on ma lis',
He had game but he chose to hit 'em,
An' I pull up quick to get wit' 'em.
So ladies if tha butt is flat,
An' you wanna XXX slow down,
Call 1-900-SLEEP-ALOT,
An kick them nasty thought',
Baby got back.
Baby got back.
Little in tha middle but you got much crack.
Little in tha middle but you got much crack.
*I had no idea what to put there. My brain is empty.