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Thread: Jennifer Garner - a poor celebrity

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    Yep, he leads with his chin.

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    Bambi, after your long "Garner-hate thread making" absence, I'm guessing you're pissed because she got the restraining order extended to 100 yards?

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    ^^At the first sign of Leno-dementia we will intervene. You have my word.
    Intervention should be the Official Sponsor of this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    Leno wouldn't be caught dead in a 2 year old parka......he's way more fashion forward than that.
    Maybe not, but he does keep all those old cars around.........what a loser. HATE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    Intervention should be the Official Sponsor of this thread.
    Jeff: Bambi, we're here because we all just love ya to bits. Now we're gonna say what we wanna say, then you say what you wa--

    Bambi: I HATE JENNIFER GARNER SHE WEARS OLD CLOTHES AND HAS UGLY ARMS

    Jeff:...okay, I am officially too old for this shit.
    Last edited by BigBen; November 11th, 2009 at 09:20 PM. Reason: forgot to quote the lovely Sasha
    "Not only do we embrace it, we take it out for drinks, get it absolutely steaming drunk, leg hump it and then leave it covered in shaving foam and a stolen Chuck E Cheese outfit in its own bath with no recollection of how it got there." -Kittylady on the sad and pathetic and strange.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBen View Post
    Jeff: Bambi, we're here because we all just love ya to bits. Now we're gonna say what we wanna say, then you say what you wa--

    Bambi: I HATE JENNIFER GARNER SHE WEARS OLD CLOTHES AND HAS UGLY ARMS

    Jeff:...okay, I am officially too old for this shit.
    snort...we all just love ya to bits.

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    It is wrong to wear the same panty liner twice. Jacket, not so much.

    Thread o'fail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    It is wrong to wear the same panty liner twice.
    sure, now you tell me.
    All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.




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    It is wrong to wear the same panty liner twice.
    Good advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    sure, now you tell me.
    Sorry doll, just couldn't find the right moment to break it you you.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    sure, now you tell me.
    Oh don't worry, you can wear the same one as long as you like, just don't save it and reuse it at a later date. Also don't worry about changing underpants because really who sees them anyway? (Don't lie, nobody does.)
    "Not only do we embrace it, we take it out for drinks, get it absolutely steaming drunk, leg hump it and then leave it covered in shaving foam and a stolen Chuck E Cheese outfit in its own bath with no recollection of how it got there." -Kittylady on the sad and pathetic and strange.

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    Quote Originally Posted by L1049 View Post
    Bambi, after your long "Garner-hate thread making" absence, I'm guessing you're pissed because she got the restraining order extended to 100 yards?
    Yes that was bit too much for me. There was already the Atlantic Ocean seperating us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    take garner out back and shoot her, i mean my god- a two year old jacket????? quelle horror!

    today i am wearing 3-4 year old pants, and a jacket that has to be at least 4 years old........

    Yes, please do.

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    ^^Is double posting a ban-worthy offense?

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    Why, you know I do believe it is bannable....
    They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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