Dallas Tells It All! - Page 3

Dallas_Munro · May 25th, 2008, 03:22 AM

Jakiepoo and Reesiekins are West Coasters. I'm in New York. Alas, I only have New York City Freaks to dish upon.

Stay tuned for a little schmutz on Woody Allen later in the day! Time for this Hawt Betch to hit the hay...

Dallas_Munro · May 25th, 2008, 04:57 PM

Sunday. 25th of May. 2008 (Part Zwei)
So Woody Allen has apparently married a seeing eye dog. Yes, it's true! The dog's name is Soon Yi (I don't know if there is an English translation of the name). Ole Woody is gettin' up there in years, and he can't see none too good, so he has to rely on his loyal companion to lead him around by the hand and make sure he doesn't bump into walls or stumble over velvet ropes.

mrs.v · May 25th, 2008, 11:45 PM

Too bad.He should hit a wall.Fast and hard.

Honey · May 25th, 2008, 11:49 PM

These are funny, married a dog

, don't stop

sparkly · May 26th, 2008, 12:47 AM

Dallas, I totally love you.

I heard Gerard Butler lives in New York, so do you have anything on him? He's one of my crushes.

Dallas_Munro · May 27th, 2008, 04:55 PM

Tuesday. 27th of May. 2008
Mariska Hargitay is a real class act. She doesn't throw her celebrity around and act all entitled and stuff. She's quite humble, actually, and a complete stunner in person.

Now, that Sandra Bernhard on the other hand... I hear she's "a crazy, evil bitch" and has assaulted at least one of her directors back in '07. But I ain't mad at her. I love her crazy, ugly ass!

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Originally Posted by sparkly

Dallas, I totally love you.

I heard Gerard Butler lives in New York, so do you have anything on him? He's one of my crushes.

Oooo, Gerard Butler! Good one! I'll have to keep an eye and an ear out and get back to you...

LynnieD · May 27th, 2008, 05:04 PM

I loved Dallas already!

mrs.v · May 27th, 2008, 05:08 PM

I had a feeling about Mariska.I remember reading an extra had liked her haircut,and Mariska had tracked her down later that day and gave her the hairstylist's number.

SVZ · May 27th, 2008, 05:10 PM

This is a lot better than the last "inside scoop" thread where it was all cryptic and nothing was really revealed!

Dallas_Munro · May 27th, 2008, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mrs.v

I had a feeling about Mariska.I remember reading an extra had liked her haircut,and Mariska had tracked her down later that day and gave her the hairstylist's number.

That is so. fucking. COOL! I totally heart Mariska.

OT: Did anybody watch the American Idol finale? Did you catch Mike Meyers as the Love Guru? Did you hear him say "Mariska Hargitay" when he bowed and left? Too funny.

mrs.v · May 27th, 2008, 11:43 PM

^ yep,that was funny.

So what's new,Dallas?

ya-ya_sister · May 28th, 2008, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SVZ

This is a lot better than the last "inside scoop" thread where it was all cryptic and nothing was really revealed!

I know. I have gotten to where I hate all the "blinds" because they are so vague that they could be anyone. I know he is dead, but I was always in love, love, love with JFK Jr. back in the day. Miss Dallas, do you have any info on him?

sparkly · May 28th, 2008, 06:03 PM

I LOVE Mariska Hargitay, so I'm glad to hear she's a nice person.

That's pretty rare these days.

Dallas_Munro · May 28th, 2008, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ya-ya_sister

I know. I have gotten to where I hate all the "blinds" because they are so vague that they could be anyone. I know he is dead, but I was always in love, love, love with JFK Jr. back in the day. Miss Dallas, do you have any info on him?

Alas, John John was before my time here in The Big Apple. I have reflected and can honestly say that I don't recall having heard anything of note about him or his wife or anyone else in the Kennedy clan. Sorry to be a letdown. However!

Would you like to know who's kinda gay? Really? Ok then I'll tell you! Tomorrow... HAH!

Because today I'd like to tell you about someone who is in fact kind of a dick. Someone that I was gutted to find out is a bit of a dick: Justin Guarini!!

I had heard some rumors about his assery, and I refused to believe it. Y'know, it's just gossip!

It wasn't until someone I'm currently working with told me that her father refused to work with Justin because he had a history of entitled, divaesque behavior, and my friend's father wasn't havin' it.

So yeah, Justin-Guarini-lovin' fool that I was during AI's first season, it saddened me to hear he's a turd. Boo hiss indeed!

sparkly · May 28th, 2008, 10:05 PM

^I'm not surprised, he looks like he might be a douche. That's ironic, considering his 15 minutes were up years ago, and he probably works at Walmart now.