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Reply With QuoteShe looks just like Jessica.
Maxwell is beyong breathtaking.
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She looks just like Jessica.
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You guys are right.Maybe she will grow into her looks, Jessica's pretty to me (even before the plastic surgery).
I'm going to reserve judgment on Messica's kid. 2 months in is a little early to get a good gauge.
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(716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
Fuck Suri.
As much as Katie loves the attention this kid gets her (way more than she ever managed on her own) she probably lives in fear of the little bugger throwing a complete shitfit in public.
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Suri is 'that kid' who is having a freakin' meltdown in every single aisle of every single store they've ever entered. Yes, it's her parents' and their "religion"s fault completely, but that doesn't mean I would ever let that holy terror entitled little shit ever darken my door.
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(716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
i'm shocked that there haven't been any twitter pictures of maxwell and eric connected to jessicas tits yet. i know it's just a matter of time with her thoughJessica Simpson shows off her almost 2-month-old daughter Maxwell in this pic posted on her Twitter page.
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Probably can't get both her tits and the kid all in the frame.
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If Jessica wasn't a fatass right now we'd be drowning in them. Anything where we can really see will be whatever she has taken professionally and releases. But I'm surprised there hasn't even been a lot of this.
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I remember when she spit that kid out I read in a rag while I was on the treadmill that "Maxi has brown hair but is getting blonder every day"
God forbid the bottle blonde Messica has a DARK HAIRED CHILD!! Don't worry! She's going to be blonde soon!
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aw, i think maxwell's cute. she does look exactly like jessica.
these girls always look so miserable.Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards and their daughters Sam J. and Lola Rose.
and is it just me, or does the blonde daughter's hair look like a wig?
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^ I think it looks like a wig because her hair is so far over her forehead.
It's especially hilarious because Jessica is a natural brunette.
lots of babies are born with dark hair, which later falls out and lighter hair comes in. i've seen it quite a bit. *shrugs*
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