Celebrity offspring

**stef** · June 20th, 2011, 04:04 PM

soooo cute! i want to cuddle them and pinch their cheeks.

**dowcat** · June 20th, 2011, 08:59 PM

Katie Price carries her three-year-old daughter Princess Tiaamii out of The Ivy restaurant in London

**tulip** · June 20th, 2011, 09:30 PM

NPH's twins are such cute little pudge buckets. So adorable!

**bellini** · June 20th, 2011, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by Laxmobster

As far as the other Tom (Cruise)...Isn't it a known rumor that he shoots blanks? I remember my mother telling me about this way back before he married Nicole, when he was divorcing Mimi Rogers. Both she and Nicole ended up with Bio kids after divorcing Tommy. Just sayin...

I've read a rumor that says Cruise has holoprosencephaly. Here's one excerpt regarding that.

The wonderful photo of the grinning Cruise illustrates beautifully the reason why I think this report might not be true, or at the very least, might be premature. Check out his teeth. That's right, Cruise has only three incisors - he was born with a fused, midline incisor. He's had dental work, including reshaping and adult braces, to minimize the abnormal appearance of this tooth - in early photos you'll find he almost never smiles, and when he does you can see that the middle incisor is freakishly wide.

Midline incisor can be a forme fruste of holoprosencephaly, a syndrome which in its more severe manifestions can lead to cyclopia, fusion of the frontal lobes, a primitive proboscis instead of a nose (located above the fusion eyeball), and other grisly abnormalities. [Caution: disturbing medical photographs.]

The babies are usually aborted or stillborn, which if you recall was the fate of Nicole's first couple of preganancies (after the first one, she clammed up about it.)

Further evidence of this heritable trait comes from Cruise's history; his biological father was mildly retarded and beat him severely as a child. Mild retardation, with or without violent behaviors, can also be part of an incomplete holoprosencephaly syndrome.

Amusingly, one of the genes found to be mutated in holoprosencephaly is called sonic hedgehog. It is a human analog of a gene first described in Drosophila fruit flies; embryos with the gene knocked out develop a spiky appearance and are non-viable. More than one gene knockout produced this 'hedgehog' appearance; some wag dubbed this member of the hedgehog family "sonic."

In any event, I suspect Cruise might carry one or even a pair of these holoprosencephaly genes, and if so, this pregnancy might not make it. I hope I'm wrong, though; no matter how you feel about Tom Cruise, genetic diseases really suck.

**Deutsche** · June 21st, 2011, 05:44 AM

Ever from Milla Jovovic, drop gorgeous,

**dowcat** · June 21st, 2011, 08:56 AM

Ever is so gorgeous!

Olívia Rose (Al Pacino's daughter) is really breathtaking.

Al Pacino and his 10-year-old twins Anton James and Olivia Rose were seen arriving for a flight at LAX on Monday (June 20).

Salma Hayek and her daughter Valentina arriving on a flight at LAX airport in Los Angeles

Red Hot Chilli Pepper" singer Anthony Keidis and 3 year old son Everly Bear arrives for the premiere of "Cars 2" at he El Capitan Theatre in Los Angeles.

Jessica Alba, daughter Honor and mum Catherine go out to lunch at Nate n' Al's deli in Beverly Hills on Sunday.

**Pinkii** · June 21st, 2011, 12:40 PM

Honor is not turning out cute at all imo

**LynnieD** · June 21st, 2011, 12:41 PM

Those twins....my god they are adorable. I cannot stop staring at them!

**sluce** · June 21st, 2011, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by LynnieD

Those twins....my god they are adorable. I cannot stop staring at them!

Al Pacino's twins?

**LynnieD** · June 21st, 2011, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by sluce

Al Pacino's twins?

No, NPH's & David's little boy and girl!

Pacino's twins........another story all together!

**ManxMouse** · June 21st, 2011, 01:30 PM

I think Beverly D'Angelo must have been sleeping with Joey Ramone on the side. Was he still alive ten or so years ago? If not, his corpse.

**twitchy2.0** · June 21st, 2011, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by Laxmobster

The pillow was used at the end of her "pregnancy" after she had already given birth to Josh's baby. She used it to keep up appearances that this was Tommy-Girl's kid...at least that's my theory anyways.

vouch

Originally Posted by MrsDark

Of course she gave birth to Suri. Just not when they want us to think. And Thomasina's sperm was not involved.

vouch again

Originally Posted by Sarzy

Do you not think she looks at all like Tom? I think she's the spit of him recently.

well, in that they both tend to have demonic expressions on their faces, yes

Originally Posted by HWBL

With all these celebs carrying their kids on their arms all the time until
they're in middle school, one would think strollers were never invented.

With all these celebs carrying their kids on their arms all the time one would think that they're worried about their kids getting trampled by paparazzi.

**nancydrew** · June 21st, 2011, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by bellini

I've read a rumor that says Cruise has holoprosencephaly. Here's one excerpt regarding that.

So Tom Cruise's mother mated with and married a retarded man? Explains. So. Much.

**Mintgiver** · June 21st, 2011, 07:24 PM

NPH's partner seems to really enjoy the pap attention; he is even holding Harper away from him so that he gets a full shot.

I hope this doesn't turn out like his LAST set of twins.