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    Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson were seen walking to a medical building in Los Angeles, Calif. on Thursday (February 23). The mom-to-be looks like she's due any day now!

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    Mum to be Jessica Simpson out and about in Beverly Hills
    The mum to be revealed in ELLE magazine she and Eric Johnson are a expecting baby girl.

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    thank god there aren't any pics without the coverup on!!
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    I've resisted jumping on the Jessica is Freaking Huge train so far because I don't think she's looked that bad or that big. I've officially jumped on the train with these pics. Wow.
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    I think that outfit can officially be named a "MOO-MOO". Oy.
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    Officially crossed into Nicole Eggert land. Isn't a popular Baby Shower game Guess the weight? We need for Jess...I'm in for 190.
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    210-215 lbs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    I've resisted jumping on the Jessica is Freaking Huge train so far because I don't think she's looked that bad or that big. I've officially jumped on the train with these pics. Wow.
    the pics dowcat posted made me jump on the train, too.


    is the cover-up supposed to have a slit around the legs? because it looks like she bursted the hem to me.
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    If she has on a bathing suit underneath...thank goodness she didn't take it off to swim!! I think she's 230!
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    I'd bet she is over 200 pounds. I'd love to know her real weight with this baby. Seems like she has just said fuck it, and is eating whatever she wants, whenever.

    She will have her work cut out for her after delivery. She will be lucky to lose about 20 pounds after the baby is born. The rest of the weight she will have to work off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *DIVA! View Post
    If she has on a bathing suit underneath...thank goodness she didn't take it off to swim!! I think she's 230!
    That's my guess too... and she's liable to be up to 250 if she carries for another month!
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    If she hits 250,...her neck will swallow her shoulders. Her chin will end up resting on her tits!

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    Last nite, on The Tonight Show, I was shocked by how big her legs are.
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    Mum to be Maggie Gyllenhaal in Brooklyn, NYC Tuesday.
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    Maggie announced in November that she and hubby Peter Sarsgaard are expecting their second child.
    The new arrival will join daughter Ramona, 5

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    Jessica... there are no words.

    Also - is it just me or does she have the worst maternity style? I'm no fashion maven but I think I dressed pretty normal when I was pregnant. But she constantly looks like an assclown.

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