Celebrity Crotchfruit Part V

[MsDark]

Ugh. If only Christina hadn't fucked with her face.

[palta]

Hilary Duff & daughter Banks

[OrangeSlice]

Not-cute Baby Alert! I think I just hate the pigtails, and I'm just not a fan of earrings on babies.

[greysfang]

I didn't realize she'd had another baby.

[Tiny Pixie]

Not-cute Baby Alert! I think I just hate the pigtails, and I'm just not a fan of earrings on babies.

Same. I feel like parents are doing this to be sure people know their baby is A GIRL and all I can think of is "dude, your baby doesn't give a fuck if it's misgendered, leave its poor hair and ears alone!

[Novice]

Same. I feel like parents are doing this to be sure people know their baby is A GIRL and all I can think of is "dude, your baby doesn't give a fuck if it's misgendered, leave its poor hair and ears alone!

Maybe they should call it by a girl’s name than something stupid like “Banks” or is that “Bank$”???

[Waterslide]

I don't remember much about most celeb babies but I remember the name Banks. I'm disturbing myself that I think Hilary actually looks cute in that preppy AF outfit with the braids...I don't want to like it, but I do. Ugh.

[palta]

^I don't like her but yes, she does look cute here.

[KrisNine]

I don't remember much about most celeb babies but I remember the name Banks. I'm disturbing myself that I think Hilary actually looks cute in that preppy AF outfit with the braids...I don't want to like it, but I do. Ugh.

I love her hair. I have a Christmas party this year and I'm thinking of doing that with my hair. It's a semi formal sort of thing and i don't want to wear my hair down, but I don't want a fussy looking style either.

My kidlet is just starting to ask for earrings. We said 10, but she's turning 9 (I can't believe it!) this month. She's been asking for earrings for a couple of months. That and an iPhone, and there's no way that's happening!

[czb]

we had our daughters' ears pierced at 10. they were old enough to take care of earrings so i thought that was a good age.

we said no to iphones. which has been a challenge since most of their classmates have them for a few years. but that's a hard NO.

[KrisNine]

we had our daughters' ears pierced at 10. they were old enough to take care of earrings so i thought that was a good age.

we said no to iphones. which has been a challenge since most of their classmates have them for a few years. but that's a hard NO.

I figured I could push it another year, but if she really wants them I'll let her get them pierced this year. But the phone, yeah, that's a hard no from us too. She has several kids in her class (3rd grade) that have phones already. It's too much.

[Sleuth]

That’s right our kids were born within a few months of each other. Time certainly has flown by. I’m a bit shocked that kids that age have mobiles at all let alone an iphone. Anywho given the choice.. I’d let her get her ears done. Plus she’ll be healed enough to wear Christmas earrings this year!

[czb]

a bunch of their classmates got iphones starting in 3rd grade. yikes. a major bullying incident in 4th grade that resulted in one girl leaving the school a few weeks before the end of the year. and another bullying incident this year in 6th grade. ET asks me every other week for an iphone but that results in yelling and tears (both from her). i keep telling her of these issues but it is hard for her to understand since so many of her friends have them and she feels left out. some of the girls in their immediate circle only have flip phones or an iwatch but neither of our daughters want this. i may cave and get them a flip phone in the next few months but that is my limit. and only for texting/calling. i actually see a need given their greater independence (walking/biking/bus to school).

i see no good coming out of an iphone in 6th grade.

[Sarzy]

Guy Ritchie, Jacqui Ainsley and kids

Lily Allen and daughters Ethel and Marnie

[funky_chicken]

Oh wow Lily Allen's daughter is her ginger mini-me.