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    I knew it before, but Tori really has no shame. Those poor kids. Anything goes if it makes momma a buck.
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    Poor kid looks just like Dean. Only thing worse would be looking like Tori, but it's marginal.
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    she doesn't want them to get teased/trolled but she keeps putting them back out there. none of her kids are model material.
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    These kids possibly getting some of Dean's height once they hit puberty is their only hope.

    I look for Tori as she ages to be one of those who lives vicariously through her kids. If for no other reason than potentially helping to pay the bills.

    Get ready to have them foisted on us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    she doesn't want them to get teased/trolled but she keeps putting them back out there. none of her kids are model material.
    Kind of like her dad making her an "actress."
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    ^^ Exactly like her dad making her an actress
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    Princess Charlotte, 6, holds a Red Admiral butterfly in new photos ‘taken by the Duchess of Cambridge’ to encourage people to take part in the Big Butterfly Count

    "Tão estranho carregar uma vida inteira no corpo, e ninguém suspeitar dos traumas, das quedas, dos medos, dos choros."
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    Are they colouring her hair?

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    no. kids have the best natural highlights.
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    What's with the breastfeeding until the kid is way past preschool and has a full set of teeth? Sure, way back they thought breastfeeding prevented ovulation, but even then they usually stopped when the kid reached toddlerhood. I weaned my 2 around 6-7 months. They are now normal, healthy adults in their early 40's who have been on their own for over 2 decades, so I obviously didn't traumatize them for life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    no. kids have the best natural highlights.
    My kid has hair similar to Charlotte’s. Right before she gets her hair cut, her ends are super blond and her roots are much darker. Natural ombré.
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    Beyonce's daughter Blue Ivy Carter, nine, is nearly as tall as her mom in promo video introducing IVY PARK children's range... and twins Rumi and Sir are also featured. The 39-year-old A-lister was joined by nine-year-old daughter Blue Ivy and four-year-old twins - daughter Rumi and son Sir - in an Instagram video posted on Wednesday introducing the new IVY PARK x Adidas kids line.

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    That outfit is awful on Beyonce (the purple cow monstrosity) but looks cute on Blue. I don't get the trend of a full face of makeup to hide any imperfection and then adding fake freckles.

    Kids look like Jay-Z.

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    The baby that she’s holding doesn’t look four. He looks much younger. Even compared to his twin.

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    No doubt they're Jay's kids.
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