Celebrity Crotchfruit Part V

**louiswinthorpe111** · September 28th, 2019, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by Waterslide

Apple looks really pretty to me? Am I missing something?

And I don't know how anyone can see anything past Katie Price's burnt naugahyde face. Her son unfortunately looks like her clone and super obnoxious as well.

in a different thread, I said Apple looks like a hammerhead shark.

Originally Posted by MsDark

Apple is definitely way more attractive than mom.

And leave poor Sadie Sandler A-lone!

The Sandler girls have grown on me. I think I'd rather hang out with them than any of these other celeb brats.

True.

**emkat** · September 29th, 2019, 03:09 AM

Fucking hell I am ancient! I remember when these kids were fetuses.

**faithanne** · September 29th, 2019, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by Icepik

I think Apple looks cute. Gwynnie, on the other hand, looks like a hausfrau out of one of those Nazi propaganda films about German migrants expanding into the East and turning the Bolshevik soil into glorious golden Aryan farmland.

**twitchy2.0** · September 29th, 2019, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by Sarzy

Thought I'd start another one!
Damn typo in the thread title, can someone fix it? lol

For faster service, just hit the report button!

**Sarzy** · September 30th, 2019, 05:15 PM

The Sandlers

**Sleuth** · October 1st, 2019, 05:07 AM

They look like happy kids.

**HeartShapedBox** · October 1st, 2019, 06:47 AM

What's with the dirty sneakers on the Sandler kid?

**tulip** · October 1st, 2019, 07:57 AM

Sadie has really grown into her face. I like the way they are dressed like kids and not mini adults.

**Sarzy** · October 1st, 2019, 09:08 AM

Might as well add this one in here too

**fgg** · October 1st, 2019, 10:55 AM

this thread is off to a rough start.

**Sarzy** · October 1st, 2019, 01:14 PM

Mila, Ashton and kids

**fgg** · October 1st, 2019, 01:29 PM

the kids are cute but the little boy's hair color doesn't look natural for some reason.

**Waterslide** · October 1st, 2019, 10:36 PM

I did not recognize Mila. Her dry-ass, ratty blonde hair belongs on a meth head and she's starting to look like Pamela Anderson in the face.

I love the little girl's dress, though.

**electrocuted_sheep** · October 2nd, 2019, 05:17 AM

Mila is not aging well.

**faithanne** · October 2nd, 2019, 06:38 AM

Bad angle, no makeup and wearing a baseball cap - it's a bit hard to judge her from one photo. But the hair is unforgivable, unless she's playing a stripper.

The kids don't really look like either of them, but they look like each other.