Celebrity Crotchfruit Part V

**tulip** · February 25th, 2020, 06:52 AM

Is he still referred to as Blanket?

I have always had the same impression Sleuth.

**pinkbunnyslippers** · February 25th, 2020, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by Charmed Hour

He's almost 5 but in NYC walking tires out the little legs. If they're out for a good stroll a carriage comes in handy.

That’s a stroller for a younger child. His head would hit the umbrella, the bar is still up, and his feet are hanging over. They should have invested in another type.
Is their son mentally challenged?

**tulip** · February 25th, 2020, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers

That’s a stroller for a younger child. His head would hit the umbrella, the bar is still up, and his feet are hanging over. They should have invested in another type.
Is their son mentally challenged?

I get the stroller walking in NYC -- but this does look little for him and he's covered with a blanket, which is usually done for younger children. He looks like a hugely overgrown toddler. The derp is strong with him. Always has been. JT is pretty derpy looking, especially in his younger, ramen noodle hair days. Jessica can look kind of derpy too. Plus, they named him Silas. The only Silas I have ever known was a grade A a-hole, so in my mind, this kid will be insufferable.

**Sarzy** · March 4th, 2020, 11:14 AM

Chris Martin with Apple and Moses

**greysfang** · March 4th, 2020, 11:31 AM

I like Apple's features a lot. Pretty girl. She has more of Blythe's beauty than Fishsticks does.

**OrangeSlice** · March 4th, 2020, 02:56 PM

Agreed, Apple is very pretty and Moses is cute, too. I'm getting some Sean Astin vibes from him.

**tulip** · March 4th, 2020, 08:55 PM

Apple really looks a lot like her grandma. I see Chris in her too. Moses looks a lot like Gwyneth.

**MsDark** · March 5th, 2020, 07:26 AM

Apple is way prettier than her mom.

**rollo** · March 5th, 2020, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by Sarzy

Justin, Jessica and Silas

Obvious pap stroll is obvious. The nanny forgot the kid's hat. They look like they've never done this before and the kid was bribed to behave.

**MsDark** · March 5th, 2020, 06:11 PM

And they're acting (but barely) like they still give two shits about one another.

**Chalet** · March 8th, 2020, 04:58 PM

Guess who their father is?

Father is deceased. A very good actor mostly known for comedic roles on film and tv. Smart, witty and clever. Was popular on tv game shows too. I see a slight similarity when he was very young in his daughter's face.